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Board surfers: Watch me nose ride at Diamond Head (vid) (epah)

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Anal Floppy Cumskin
  11/30/25
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Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
minus the child abuse and desire to date women of ghetto ori...
flickering shitlib
  12/01/25
I'll accept that compliment in the way it was intended, ty
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
is your kid flying the drone?
Vigorous abode
  12/01/25
Nah, it was a guy who makes drone videos for malahini, and w...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
from this video, you dont look too emotionally or physically...
Turquoise Mind-boggling Kitchen
  12/01/25
180000
Underhanded menage deer antler
  12/01/25
You are without a doubt one of the coolest dudes I know. 18...
splenetic buff candlestick maker sneaky criminal
  12/01/25
ty I really feel great now
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
Which beach is this? Queens?
Transparent excitant milk
  12/01/25
Diamond Head, specifically the spot they call "Cliffs&q...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
Wow you even manage to make surfing look incredibly faggot a...
vivacious set
  12/01/25
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  12/01/25
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Disrespectful Lascivious Tattoo Pervert
  12/01/25
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nubile center indirect expression
  12/01/25
180 good for your getting out there and living the Hawaiin d...
smoky soul-stirring trailer park
  12/01/25
At spots like this people are pretty observant of the priori...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
How do priority rules work? And is most of surfing just floa...
smoky soul-stirring trailer park
  12/01/25
to answer your second question, ime, 90% of a surf session i...
talented deep forum
  12/01/25
Whoever's "deepest" in the wave has priority (mean...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
180, my friend
Swashbuckling Piazza
  12/01/25
genuine 180
aphrodisiac rusted faggotry
  12/01/25
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cerebral state
  12/01/25
Nice
Territorial therapy police squad
  12/01/25
do you ever hit anyone with your board?
low-t cruise ship
  12/01/25
yes this happens on occasion. 99% of the time it's the perso...
talented deep forum
  12/01/25
EPAH your response?
Territorial therapy police squad
  12/01/25
i surf man. this is correct. i also know because, as a b...
talented deep forum
  12/01/25
EPAH please respond
Territorial therapy police squad
  12/01/25
Lol, IME I'd say it's about equal between the guy on the wav...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
lol @ having your beach experience completely ruined by some...
nubile center indirect expression
  12/01/25
Nah, I'm pretty good about steering around people, and I don...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
You look like you could beat the shit out of me
Territorial therapy police squad
  12/01/25
You'd probably re-assess when I started screeching at you in...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
180. as a shit, beginner 3 surfer at best that looks like a ...
talented deep forum
  12/01/25
This board's actually 10 feet. And super heavy at 23 lbs. ...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
damn man. 10' and 23 lbs. about as big as my baby mama i ...
talented deep forum
  12/01/25
Ditto bro. Yeah, they all surf okay, but none of them has r...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
exactly man. everytime i ask her are you sure you want to go...
talented deep forum
  12/01/25
180
adulterous senate
  12/01/25
ty
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
I know we're XO so we have to shit on everything but serious...
maniacal charismatic faggot firefighter range
  12/01/25
ty pumo
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
Ever see any tiger sharks or ride by them? Where’s ...
dull unhinged really tough guy national security agency
  12/01/25
I've never seen a tiger shark, but a few times I've seen ree...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
Pretty bitchin man
sick locus
  12/01/25
ty pumo
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
tf? I ain’t no pumo saar
sick locus
  12/01/25
180 I also look forward to seeing you out at bowls next s...
hairless church building
  12/01/25
Neither of you are local enough for bowls
Transparent excitant milk
  12/01/25
wtf I know at least 50% of the people at Bowls on any given ...
Anal Floppy Cumskin
  12/01/25
That goes double for you, Manigoat.
hairless church building
  12/01/25


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Date: November 30th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

https://imgur.com/a/0TXza8p

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49472974)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Hey guys you wanna know the cool thing about compliments? They're free to you but make your online friends feel good about themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474112)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: flickering shitlib

minus the child abuse and desire to date women of ghetto origins, you're living an objectively 180 life, keep doing you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474126)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

I'll accept that compliment in the way it was intended, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474150)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Vigorous abode

is your kid flying the drone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474117)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Nah, it was a guy who makes drone videos for malahini, and when we were walking down the beach yesterday he said hey bud I got some videos of you the other day and then sent them by IG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474146)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Turquoise Mind-boggling Kitchen

from this video, you dont look too emotionally or physically abusive. carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474172)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Underhanded menage deer antler

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474120)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: splenetic buff candlestick maker sneaky criminal

You are without a doubt one of the coolest dudes I know.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474145)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

ty I really feel great now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474147)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Transparent excitant milk

Which beach is this? Queens?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474152)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Diamond Head, specifically the spot they call "Cliffs"

As also seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRMEVWkbZYw&t=14s



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474192)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: vivacious set

Wow you even manage to make surfing look incredibly faggot and offputting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474153)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful Lascivious Tattoo Pervert



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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: nubile center indirect expression



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: smoky soul-stirring trailer park

180 good for your getting out there and living the Hawaiin dream.

What's up with all the people out there floating in the water not actively surfing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474155)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

At spots like this people are pretty observant of the priority rules -- some of them weren't in the right spot for that particular waves, and the ones who were recognized that that was my wave b/c I was deepest on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474201)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: smoky soul-stirring trailer park

How do priority rules work? And is most of surfing just floating around? There are dozens of people just floating there and only one actively surfing a wave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474251)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: talented deep forum

to answer your second question, ime, 90% of a surf session is spent paddling and like 5% riding waves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474391)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Whoever's "deepest" in the wave has priority (meaning closest to where the wave first starts breaking). And most waves break to the left or to the right, so that one guy will have priority going left and another going right.

And when you paddle back out, you're supposed to go to the back of the line on the outside, and let the other people who are now deeper than you go.

It's not a perfect system and there's often bickering about who had priority on a given wave, but it's good enough.

And yeah, on slow days there's a lot of sitting around and (A) waiting for a set to come in, and (B) waiting for your turn in the priority. It's fun when it's warm and you can talk to people and look at girls' butts while you wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474414)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Piazza

180, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474269)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rusted faggotry

genuine 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474273)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: cerebral state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474342)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: Territorial therapy police squad

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474356)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: low-t cruise ship

do you ever hit anyone with your board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474369)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: talented deep forum

yes this happens on occasion. 99% of the time it's the person who got hit's fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474374)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Territorial therapy police squad

EPAH your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474380)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: talented deep forum

i surf man. this is correct.

i also know because, as a beginner I occasionally break the priority rules EPAH was talking about above. many times others break them. there's a lot of beginners out there doing "kook" shit as they say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474387)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Territorial therapy police squad

EPAH please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474437)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Lol, IME I'd say it's about equal between the guy on the wave and the person paddling out or sitting on the inside. Those people are supposed to get out of the way of the surfer's line, but many surfers coming down the wave are shit and can't control their board or where they're headed, in which case it's their fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474445)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: nubile center indirect expression

lol @ having your beach experience completely ruined by some middle aged faggot on a “surf board”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474571)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Nah, I'm pretty good about steering around people, and I don't really wipe out. But it can be pretty dicey when I do, since I don't wear a leash, so when I wipe out my board will often come bouncing in on the white water to take out whoever might be in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474426)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Territorial therapy police squad

You look like you could beat the shit out of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474519)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

You'd probably re-assess when I started screeching at you in a high-pitched lisp first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474526)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: talented deep forum

180. as a shit, beginner 3 surfer at best that looks like a fun, mellow, long ride. I've heard Maui is basically giant slabs and apparently mellow beginner waves. highly, highly 180

you're on an 8'0? your board looks to have the same volume as my Vernor.

I could probably ride that long going straight, maybe occasionally actually pulling into the right like you. but no nose riding for me just yet. how long have you been surfing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474383)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

This board's actually 10 feet. And super heavy at 23 lbs. I started surfing when I was clerking out here, which probably would have been around 15 years ago, but only went 8-10 times a year when we were in SF because it's such a pain in the ass in cold water.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474432)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: talented deep forum

damn man. 10' and 23 lbs. about as big as my baby mama

i surf the cold waters of the Bay Area. it's not for the faint of heart. November saw some 180^180 swell hopefully it continues into December. but I long for the warm waters of Mexico or Hawaii

if possible, consider taking your kids surfing. as you may already know. getting dottir into surfing is the best thing i've ever done. just bought her her first 7' soft top

180 man now I can't wait to go surfing next (likely this weekend booo). stay rad out there bro!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474493)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

Ditto bro. Yeah, they all surf okay, but none of them has really gotten the bug where they have to go at every opportunity. Kind of a shame -- I'd been hoping that we'd move out here and start our own surf gang and come to dominate certain spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474506)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: talented deep forum

exactly man. everytime i ask her are you sure you want to go out we can do anything else you want and she's like yeah! i think the winter swell is a little too big for her though so there may be a natural lull

as to a surf gang, right there with you bro. everytime we pull up to the spot (Princeton Jetty to wipe out popping up on the white water) i blast Bad Boys by Inner Circle. I've floated getting t shirts and am pushing a handshake. my 9 year old dottir is not as into it as she should be. i've tried calling her a pussy but that's not working...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474552)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: adulterous senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474396)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474434)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: maniacal charismatic faggot firefighter range

I know we're XO so we have to shit on everything but seriously, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474465)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474469)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: dull unhinged really tough guy national security agency

Ever see any tiger sharks or ride by them?

Where’s the best spot for wingfoiling? I heard there’s a spot by kahala and Kailua is cr.

Guy i know who launches from kahala just rides the tradewind to town basically he said

Is there beef between the wingfoilers and surfers, I know on some other places they won’t let them ride till like late morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474473)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

I've never seen a tiger shark, but a few times I've seen reef sharks silhouetted in the wave (they must chase fish up into wave or something). But those have only been maybe 3 or 4 feet.

Kailua's definitely the best for wingfoiling. When the trades are strong there's a few wingfoilers out at this spot, but they mostly stay outside of the surfbreak so I've never seen any conflict about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474520)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: sick locus

Pretty bitchin man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474563)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474579)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: sick locus

tf? I ain’t no pumo saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49474581)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: hairless church building

180

I also look forward to seeing you out at bowls next summer where I will purposely drop in on you and then feign complete ignorance when later confronted on the beach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49475025)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Transparent excitant milk

Neither of you are local enough for bowls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49475340)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Anal Floppy Cumskin

wtf I know at least 50% of the people at Bowls on any given (small-medium) day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49475495)



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Date: December 1st, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: hairless church building

That goes double for you, Manigoat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5804516&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310861#49475596)