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Shanice buried her “aunt” three times this month.
| Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:06 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Shanice has taken bereavement leave three times in four weeks.
First it was her aunt, then a second aunt, then her “cousin who was like an aunt.” She always comes back with tearful stories and a fresh manicure.
When I mentioned it to HR, they just shrugged and said, “Not our job to verify family trees.” Meanwhile, I’ve been covering her shifts, handling angry customers alone.
Closed up, wiped down her register, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: OldHLSDude We used to have a janitor who killed off his whole family two or three times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48314651) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:12 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() I'm sure it was all fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48314657) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: OldHLSDude He never did any work anyway, so we didn't miss him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48314666) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:48 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48315035) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 11:26 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48314955) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:11 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48315667) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 5:48 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48316193) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:24 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48335182) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:18 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48339388) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:42 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48341239) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48341763) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: there's a wocket in my pocket how are your aunts doing
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Date: November 15th, 2024 2:08 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) they were never real. just shadows cast by the fluorescent hum of this corporate mausoleum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630820&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48341923) |