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Hypo: $5M to swim from MFH to New Haven right now.
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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams If you're not in MFH right now, you'll be teleported there. You need to walk from wherever you are to the water and swim to New Haven. Once you get in the water and start swimming, you cannot get out again until you reach New Haven. Either you make it or you die trying.
No hanging onto a boat, raft, innertube, etc. No walking or resting with your feet on the ground. You can bring a small float with food and drinks, but you have to tow it or push it, and you can't hang onto it or use it for floatation. |
Date: June 28th, 2024 2:33 PM Author: Chest-beating Home no way I could swim maybe 10 miles if my life literally depended on it, any more than that I’ll take the L and call it a day |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams Swim 10 miles, float on your back to recover, repeat. What's the big deal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47789519) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:35 PM Author: diverse step-uncle's house legend for you big bosses considering this it is about 80 miles, i.e. 4 swims of the Strait of Dover. the best women's marathon swimmer in the world did that feat (4 consecutive crossings) in 54 hours, 10 minutes.
your swim would be the second-longest neutral-current open water swim in history.
so I'm out, but good luck to the mastermen. would need to be a lot more than $5M to swim it during shark/hurricane season. |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:41 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams There's no clock or anything. Float on your neck if you need a rest. OP says you can bring food and drink, so that's not an issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790711) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: Glittery Purple Private Investor So just float on your back for 8 hours while you try to get some sleep without drowning. What could possibly go wrong?
This hypo is basically suicide for anyone who isn't a world class marathon swimmer. It might even be suicide for them. If the currents sweep you out into the open ocean, you're not going to survive this hypo no matter how good of a swimmer you are. |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 2:38 PM Author: Bateful people who are hurt you'd be shitting yourself from east river pollution before making it to queens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47789533) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:42 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams Flame. The water isn't that polluted these days. You'd be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790717) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:43 PM Author: Aphrodisiac lilac piazza boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790725) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:43 PM Author: Supple psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790726) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: bisexual talking locale potus I have a muscular build, low body fat and dense bones. I sink like a rock in a pool, and still sink with a deep breath in salt water. In short, despite being in exceptional physical shape, I'm a terrible candidate for this.
If I was allowed to drop muscle and gain a bunch of fat first, then I could surely do it.
Basically like 3-4 channel crossings. |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:48 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams How long do you need before you'd confidently say you could do it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790755) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:52 PM Author: bisexual talking locale potus Hard to say. Ive never been in bad enough shape to not sink like a rock in water.
I'm sure dropping 20 lbs of muscle and gaining 60 lbs of fat (ie. making me like the normal American male my age) would probably do it. But I would not willing to get out of shape for $5MM.
So wouldn't happen.
But, if I had to -- probably like 6 months of eating / exercising like a Black woman for the body comp changes I'd want. |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:49 PM Author: startling mentally impaired stage nibblets This is totally impossible to all but a tiny handful of people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790758) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:55 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams Many of them are pumos on this very chatboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790775) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:56 PM Author: startling mentally impaired stage nibblets Funny how often that's the case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790780) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 8:58 PM Author: bisexual talking locale potus True, but because of willpower. If.you have a basic grasp of the technique involved, doesn't require great cardio. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790785) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:00 PM Author: crusty geriatric property Can I wear a dry suit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790787) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams Sure. How long will it take you to complete? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790824) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: crusty geriatric property Those are hella bouyant. Maybe a week? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790848) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:01 PM Author: Aphrodisiac lilac piazza boistinker I don't even think I'd do this with one of those propulsion cart things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790789) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: insane magenta laser beams A boat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790826) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Aphrodisiac lilac piazza boistinker No a boat would be easy You take them scuba-ing. I forget what they're called |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:27 PM Author: Aphrodisiac lilac piazza boistinker Seascooters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790850) |
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Date: June 28th, 2024 9:25 PM Author: Amber Really Tough Guy Tattoo The most I can swim is probably 200yds. I couldn’t even get across the East River let alone Long Island Sound. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547260&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47790845) |