- I try to catch [other boxers] on the tip of the nose, because i try to push the bone into the brain

- I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

- They called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse

- A man that is a friend to everyone is an enemy to himself

- I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse

- I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no-one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No. I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah

- One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.

- But I don't feel the urge to steal anymore. I don't need to, I'm established. God, I hate that word, established. People who call themselves established -- put them on these streets for five minutes, let's see how established they are. There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores there in the morning. What memories. Good memories. Beautiful memories. I was happier then. I had pure fun here. Every day I was living on the edge. I was wild and free. I love coming back. Do you understand?

- Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters

- I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48340394)

- Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters

this is boom level of genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48340450)

I think I understand, Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48340467)

and for ten thousand years our smartest humans havent found the words to describe this, but someone like Mike just says it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48340471)

this.

https://x.com/smubpublius/status/1857465852767121556

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48341875)

"i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48342227)

https://youtu.be/OOhdx1TLutw?si=GklnFruqbudd7Ktu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48342318)