I hear Port-au-Prince is the next hidden gem—unspoiled culture, vibrant nightlife, maybe a touch of adventure.

Any must-hit clubs where I can dodge the crowds and the crossfire? (Preferably somewhere where "authentic" doesn’t mean haggling for my shoes at the door).

Also, how’s Uber or ride sharing generally there? Should I stick with local cabs, or just rent something armored and call it part of the experience?

Open to tips from seasoned travelers—or even locals who moonlight as travel guides during, you know, the calmer hours.

Let me know!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48441561)

maybe someone else here can get me up to speed, rsf, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48441897)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48447983)

Seems kind of like a regular shabby resort. Hotel complex wrapped around a swimming pool and a kind of grotto.

At some point each afternoon, they parade out about 50 naked girls, who march in circles around the pool endlessly until you pick one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48464957)

somewhere I got the notion, perhaps someone told me, that if you wait till nighttime, the girls are all sent home, so many of them become desperate to avoid being kicked out and will work for free if they can spend the night in your room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48468930)

Holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48468959)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/n6Zz1k9Ki235FkpJ6

https://maps.app.goo.gl/2EkB9wSuaa7tcEa16

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mwvSMmhKAC7cjUJK8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48468983)

Carnell Baskerville writes…

I just had lunch and the view of thier local bikini contest...it was interesting but could have been better organized to allow the girls to show another talent...everyone doing the same twerk dance gets old especially if your body isn't on the level. I respect what they're trying to do, and managing people isn't easy....but they need a modern promoter to help them update and infuse new energy in this location...theme is good...Pirates etc...I really wasn't impressed with the food...something at any establishment has to GOOD. If the girls are just above average and the food is average....I have only seen pic of the rooms because it was almost capsity...you dont visit this place for the room anyway. I will give it a try in another six or so months...to check the rotation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5648531&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#48479381)