I tried to step in, said, "Guys, let's calm down," but Tabitha swung at Jerome and missed. Guess who she hit instead? Yep, me. Right in the temple. I stumbled into the cereal display, sending boxes of Froot Loops flying everywhere.

Jerome just laughed, "Damn, Evan, you good?" as Tabitha muttered, "My bad," and walked off like nothing happened. I spent the next hour cleaning up while customers pretended not to stare.

Got home, looked at the cereal dust in my hair, and whispered, "Yes, friend. This is fine."

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