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since this thread i've added your "I seem to recall&quo...	peach hell	10/18/23
this is a classic biglaw mannerism	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	11/21/23
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(on Christmas Eve)	Charismatic silver boistinker	09/07/22
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Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively ...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
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Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on so...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle bac...	Submissive overrated tattoo prole	12/24/21
My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' coun...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman	insecure confused old irish cottage multi-billionaire	12/24/21
Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails ...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to...	Submissive overrated tattoo prole	12/24/21
No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it wit...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but ple...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
[marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
(Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out...	peach hell	12/25/21
I'm enjoying this plotline.	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
To be fair, "Even Hell itself can't possibly be wors...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/25/21
and this is why I XO.	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
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Senior Associate, Are you having connectivity issues? I c...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our ...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline ...	gold location	12/24/21
To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human R...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
*Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" i...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festiv...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
*this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists...	peach hell	12/24/21
*the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: ...	peach hell	12/24/21
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Hits home way too hard Once had a partner blow up a majo...	big disrespectful church building regret	12/24/21
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Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsib...	big disrespectful church building regret	12/24/21
co-counsel really impressed with partner and will be sure to...	peach hell	12/24/21
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Sorry. That might have been me.	gold location	12/24/21
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Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant?...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
“I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you li...	Appetizing jew	12/24/21
Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below fr...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
"Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Se...	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
180	henna brethren	12/26/21
so good	henna brethren	04/07/22
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Sorry for the email barrage. I texted my assistant and s...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as comp...	Bearded white private investor clown	12/24/21
Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? ...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone)	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, I'm gay	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
JFC	Boyish lilac becky	08/25/22
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Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that...	peach hell	12/24/21
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Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I se...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall th...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counse...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
*associate misses check in with partner because he's having ...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, *future ex-wife *future estranged grown up...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
"i made sacrifices, but it was all worth it" (s...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, "And I mean, you can't beat the pay...&q...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
"Plus the prestige and future opportunities." *...	peach hell	12/24/21
toxic	Boyish lilac becky	10/04/22
lol, hilariously tragic.	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
To be fair, "I return... with church first thing Sun...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
Biglaw partners go to “church” on Saturday	mind-boggling field travel guidebook	12/26/21
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Thanks, will do. Might be able to flip you a draft response ...	Provocative locale	12/24/21
Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). Fi...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real...	bright brunch nibblets	12/24/21
(future of counsel)	peach hell	12/24/21
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Because of many customers taking time off for the December 2...	razzle selfie	12/24/21
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To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" ...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
have a crazy kwanza, a happy hannukah, or however else you c...	peach hell	12/24/21
is this work just as important as what surgeons do?	misunderstood yellow library	12/25/21
More! No surgeon has ever made a billion dollar mistake.	irradiated base athletic conference	03/03/22
Incredibly disturbing thread	Clear orchestra pit	12/24/21
thread needs a trigger warning	Medicated Zombie-like Windowlicker	12/24/21
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This thread delivers	seedy blood rage ticket booth	12/24/21
delivers intense soul crushing ptsd on xmas eve	peach hell	12/24/21
Pitch perfect “nice” sociopath biglaw partner	seedy blood rage ticket booth	12/24/21
the ostensibly pleasant "aw shucks" attitude as he...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, "At least I don't have sex with men for ...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
(looks out window to see local well known shitlaw king from ...	peach hell	12/24/21
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Actually 180 biz development opportunity.	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas!	Floppy painfully honest trailer park	12/24/21
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insane thing about this thread is that its christmas eve, bu...	racy idea he suggested	12/24/21
To be fair, Haha yeah "insane"	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
its downright meshuggah	Olive magical crotch faggotry	12/24/21
There is way more direction and instruction by the partner i...	blathering insanely creepy stage fanboi	12/24/21
To be fair, *Shells are created using a state rather than...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
Cr. Have seen this many times by paralegals, some who even w...	blathering insanely creepy stage fanboi	12/24/21
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Hey LaShonda, Just a heads up, these shells are for the w...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, *LaShonda's gaudy email footer -- which is to...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
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*your eyes barely register the animated purple sparkles and ...	peach hell	12/24/21
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JFC....	Boyish lilac becky	01/13/23
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Hi Senior Associate X, I'm LaShonda's assigned partner. ...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Mer...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that befor...	Bonkers pink main people corn cake	12/24/21
To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: L...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
That was just the partner signing off after implying associa...	big disrespectful church building regret	12/24/21
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To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to den...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
"Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees mus...	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I s...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, p...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
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Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket unti...	peach hell	12/24/21
Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cel...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
(after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associat...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas par...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
op mainlining has already established partner as a goy. also...	peach hell	12/24/21
To be fair, "Robert L. Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbau...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
Early Life: Smith (born Morrie S. Goldbaum) was born in B...	peach hell	12/24/21
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lol @ not being able to bill for it. It all falls under dra...	ocher unhinged house	12/24/21
Senior Associate X, I'm looking at your time sheet for th...	peach hell	12/24/21
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bro all I want for christmas is to be a biglaw litigator	Emerald vivacious office milk	12/24/21
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Senior Associate X, One more thought. You might reach out...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I ...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
He's one of our best. After we push out the response, r...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas!	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to conve...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
?? (Sent from my iPhone)	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
This is unacceptable. Please call my cell asap.	big disrespectful church building regret	12/24/21
this might be my favorite thread of all time.	motley hissy fit	12/24/21
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To be fair, (Senior Equity Partner Morty Goldman)	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/24/21
An early Christmas present for all of us	180 ladyboy meetinghouse	12/24/21
Happy to help spread Christmas Drear!	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Hilarious and sick.	indecent toaster karate	12/25/21
ty	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
VERY SICK & SAD!	vibrant area french chef	12/25/21
Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on X...	Salmon codepig	12/24/21
(Of Counsel)	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
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they're jewish	Emerald vivacious office milk	12/24/21
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Wow	Hot topaz corner cumskin	12/24/21
This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threa...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/24/21
Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven...	peach hell	12/24/21
It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last ...	Boyish lilac becky	09/27/22
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i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law sch...	misunderstood yellow library	12/25/21
"it can't be as bad as they say" "they're ...	peach hell	12/25/21
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mods plz ban	Yapping Aphrodisiac State Elastic Band	12/26/21
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Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns	Up-to-no-good roast beef juggernaut	12/16/22
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XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring ...	poppy theater	01/13/23
[priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Chr...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
[First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like ...	peach hell	12/25/21
Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills	Curious Maroon Locus	12/25/21
180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner&q...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted an...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/25/21
To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/25/21
1 fucking 80	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
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(first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggn...	peach hell	12/25/21
!!!!!!!	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	12/25/21
To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "...	Arousing Sticky Pit	12/25/21
Really nailing it here.	magenta school cafeteria	12/25/21
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Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year	Clear orchestra pit	12/26/21
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god please kill me	Up-to-no-good roast beef juggernaut	12/16/22
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High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the...	Adventurous wild mood mental disorder	12/25/21
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i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading ...	Cocky market	12/25/21
lol	misunderstood yellow library	12/25/21
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This deserves some kind of thread of the year award	Hot topaz corner cumskin	12/26/21
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Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before h...	vibrant area french chef	12/26/21
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it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how...	peach hell	12/26/21
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"then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" ...	massive organic girlfriend	12/27/21
180	henna brethren	04/07/22
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this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. ...	Alcoholic vengeful lodge pozpig	12/26/21
Got pulling 500k+ at least?	stirring property	12/27/21
indeed	Alcoholic vengeful lodge pozpig	12/27/21
You could save a million dollars after a few years and just ...	Appetizing jew	12/27/21
That's not really how it works. Many of these people have f...	magenta school cafeteria	12/27/21
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Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower s...	electric pearl pervert	08/25/22
50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save ...	seedy blood rage ticket booth	01/12/22
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this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah...	Olive magical crotch faggotry	12/28/21
as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd the...	peach hell	12/28/21
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My brothers of the Written Word! I would rather fight beside...	Stimulating Dog Poop Site	11/04/24
I had many scenarios this when I was in banking. I pushe...	alcoholic bateful set	12/28/21
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Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if ...	pea-brained crackhouse	03/03/22
*firm is a pile of rubble*	Up-to-no-good roast beef juggernaut	12/16/22
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I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD	Fluffy Patrolman	08/02/22
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I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off	Soul-stirring crimson spot rigor	08/24/22
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