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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib
  01/26/16
This one stings.
fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  01/26/16
jesus no...
razzmatazz set striped hyena
  10/24/16
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Slap-happy Bateful Death Wish
  01/03/17
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floppy gaping
  02/20/18
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shivering fanboi stag film
  06/03/19
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Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  10/14/20
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appetizing buff mental disorder
  01/25/16
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autistic orange dilemma
  01/25/16
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Chestnut national security agency
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  01/25/16
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autistic orange dilemma
  01/25/16
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Chestnut national security agency
  01/25/16
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Big zombie-like turdskin
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/25/16
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Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
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Frisky Fiercely-loyal Stain
  01/25/16
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Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
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pea-brained mexican community account
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Mischievous jew
  01/25/16
...
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  01/25/16
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Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib
  01/26/16
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Orchid Maniacal Brethren School
  01/26/16
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Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
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Dun out-of-control casino ratface
  11/27/16
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Tan Vigorous Location
  06/13/17
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naked dull pit legend
  12/19/17
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Yellow gas station
  01/24/18
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Emerald Comical Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/10/24
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fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
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curious citrine pozpig dog poop
  10/24/16
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Slap-happy Bateful Death Wish
  11/27/16
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Tan Vigorous Location
  01/23/17
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Glassy persian halford
  03/15/17
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Tan Vigorous Location
  04/20/17
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Tan Vigorous Location
  02/20/18
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Tan Vigorous Location
  05/24/18
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  09/26/21
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black chad becky
  03/12/22
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Emerald Comical Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/15/22
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Emerald Comical Twinkling Uncleanness
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Mentally impaired office
  01/25/16
Brutal
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Topaz titillating state
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
adventurous mauve personal credit line
  01/25/16
toxic
Salmon Fear-inspiring Multi-billionaire Lettuce
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
arrogant blood rage therapy
  01/25/16
...
Fragrant brilliant garrison newt
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Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
...
canary nofapping abode dysfunction
  01/25/16
damnit
deranged pale parlor
  01/25/16
...
autistic orange dilemma
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
jfc
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/25/16
Cr edit
autistic orange dilemma
  01/25/16
...
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/25/16
Cr
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
hm
Translucent Kitty Cat Chapel
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
wait
brass site rigor
  01/25/16
...
fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
Umber meetinghouse
  01/25/16
...
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
arrogant blood rage therapy
  01/25/16
...
cordovan main people
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Mentally impaired office
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Mentally impaired office
  01/25/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/25/16
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naked dull pit legend
  01/25/16
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Carnelian Native Boiling Water
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deranged pale parlor
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
canary nofapping abode dysfunction
  01/25/16
...
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
boyish toilet seat selfie
  01/25/16
...
costumed bawdyhouse roommate
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
dead area
  01/25/16
...
adventurous mauve personal credit line
  01/25/16
...
pea-brained mexican community account
  01/25/16
damn
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
...
Blathering pocket flask
  01/25/16
...
nudist corn cake police squad
  01/25/16
O LORD
cobalt lascivious principal's office
  01/25/16
jfc
rusted mind-boggling milk mad-dog skullcap
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Lemon french chef
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  01/25/16
...
autistic orange dilemma
  01/25/16
Lmao
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
...
histrionic mood voyeur
  01/25/16
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fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
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Blathering pocket flask
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Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
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Yellow gas station
  02/15/16
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Aromatic white home mediation
  07/08/17
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Yellow gas station
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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Yellow gas station
  05/24/18
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Yellow gas station
  03/16/20
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Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard
  02/18/22
...
indecent lodge generalized bond
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Mischievous jew
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
deranged pale parlor
  01/25/16
ouch
exciting fluffy stage
  01/26/16
poison
ivory menage weed whacker
  01/26/16
...
bright bat shit crazy shrine
  01/26/16
180
Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Zippy business firm old irish cottage
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
milky charismatic black woman
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Startling violet base
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
RIP brother
diverse wagecucks useless brakes
  09/27/16
...
indecent lodge generalized bond
  12/26/17
...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  08/12/19
180
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Sienna school cafeteria preventive strike
  01/27/16
...
naked dull pit legend
  01/27/16
...
Yellow gas station
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Soul-stirring Theater Roast Beef
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Soul-stirring Theater Roast Beef
  02/02/16
...
doobsian church building
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
overrated french legal warrant
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
self-absorbed motley university wrinkle
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Learning Disabled Box Office
  02/24/16
18000000
180 space pervert
  03/04/16
165
sickened locus
  03/04/16
...
Talented impertinent philosopher-king
  05/19/16
chilling
Multi-colored cyan parlour regret
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Mustard Round Eye
  12/17/16
Good lord.
harsh market
  01/03/17
oh my.
hairraiser temple
  01/23/17
toxic
Ebony Bisexual Nursing Home Clown
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...
Glassy persian halford
  03/15/17
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Carnelian Native Boiling Water
  04/02/17
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crimson bbw
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
Crusty dashing international law enforcement agency
  07/08/17
...
confused heady field
  10/27/17
mother of god
peach razzle-dazzle boistinker
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Olive coldplay fan jap
  10/27/17
JFC
vivacious party of the first part
  10/27/17
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nighttime gay den
  12/26/17
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carmine genital piercing
  12/26/17
ouch
massive corner sex offender
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  01/16/19
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cerebral forum cuckoldry
  08/09/19
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bearded cream circlehead
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
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  07/28/25
...
maize rehab ladyboy
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Snowy center
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
pearly masturbator public bath
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
pea-brained mexican community account
  01/25/16
...
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  01/25/16
...
ocher painfully honest stage immigrant
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
toxic
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/25/16
TY bro
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
spectacular flickering fat ankles travel guidebook
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
Topaz titillating state
  10/27/17
...
khaki stirring stead
  10/27/17
...
Yellow gas station
  05/24/18
...
hairraiser temple
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
poppy gaped hissy fit private investor
  10/27/17
credited advice
massive corner sex offender
  05/24/18
even more toxic
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Hyperactive Marvelous Trailer Park Juggernaut
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Iridescent property
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
lol
ungodly headpube house
  06/01/17
...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib
  01/26/16
...
indecent lodge generalized bond
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Lemon french chef
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Lemon french chef
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Lemon french chef
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Lemon french chef
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Lemon french chef
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
Lmao
Laughsome Prole
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Yellow gas station
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Yellow gas station
  01/25/16
lmao true
milky charismatic black woman
  01/25/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
...
indecent lodge generalized bond
  12/26/17
Haha
insane athletic conference
  03/19/20
...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
canary nofapping abode dysfunction
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
spectacular flickering fat ankles travel guidebook
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Outnumbered chartreuse resort
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
Beady-eyed idea he suggested half-breed
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Yellow gas station
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
poppy gaped hissy fit private investor
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
diverse wagecucks useless brakes
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
supple trust fund piazza
  06/03/19
oh no
Startling violet base
  08/08/19
LOL
dark hell indirect expression
  03/16/20
JFC
hairraiser temple
  03/19/20
Update?
Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
rough-skinned spruce mother
  01/25/16
...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/25/16
...
naked dull pit legend
  05/19/16
...
Umber meetinghouse
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
canary nofapping abode dysfunction
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
Cr
canary nofapping abode dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
...
fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
...
Snowy center
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
walnut skinny woman address
  01/26/16
...
walnut skinny woman address
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
appetizing buff mental disorder
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Aromatic white home mediation
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Blathering pocket flask
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
appetizing buff mental disorder
  01/26/16
...
Alcoholic rigpig library
  01/16/19
...
insane athletic conference
  03/16/20
...
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
...
Blathering pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
naked dull pit legend
  03/28/16
...
cerebral forum cuckoldry
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
kink-friendly aquamarine range
  01/26/16
...
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  01/26/16
...
razzmatazz set striped hyena
  10/24/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Iridescent property
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Beta Well-lubricated Tank Church
  04/04/16
...
Glassy persian halford
  03/15/17
*applause*
Cerise spot
  10/27/17
...
bearded cream circlehead
  09/26/21
...
poppy gaped hissy fit private investor
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
...
canary nofapping abode dysfunction
  01/26/16
...
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Describe
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
...
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
confused heady field
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
Fuck
confused heady field
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Umber meetinghouse
  01/26/16
cq's!
milky charismatic black woman
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
...
hairraiser temple
  03/19/20
...
Glassy persian halford
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
sexy rose heaven
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Snowy center
  01/26/16
...
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
...
massive corner sex offender
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
LOL fair
grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/26/16
...
Blathering pocket flask
  01/26/16
...
fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit
  01/23/17
...
Glassy persian halford
  03/15/17
...
Aromatic white home mediation
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Pink irradiated locale partner
  01/26/16
underrated
razzmatazz set striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
naked dull pit legend
  02/15/16
...
Slap-happy Bateful Death Wish
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
wine bonkers incel lay
  01/26/16
...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
jfc
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/26/16
...
Clear misanthropic keepsake machete goyim
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
do u love it
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Amber contagious institution
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Yellow gas station
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
...
Vengeful kitchen puppy
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
know-it-all cruise ship people who are hurt
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
deranged pale parlor
  01/26/16
...
confused heady field
  01/26/16
...
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend
  01/26/16
...
Umber meetinghouse
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Blathering pocket flask
  01/26/16
JFC
sapphire exhilarant point
  01/26/16
180
Pungent concupiscible sweet tailpipe antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
violent aqua hairy legs hall
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
confused heady field
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
...
know-it-all cruise ship people who are hurt
  01/26/16
...
know-it-all cruise ship people who are hurt
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
180 twist
Yellow gas station
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
THIS
Iridescent property
  01/26/16
...
Misunderstood hospital
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Big zombie-like turdskin
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Big zombie-like turdskin
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
milky charismatic black woman
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Smoky patrolman giraffe
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
shimmering wonderful station quadroon
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
milky charismatic black woman
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
claret slimy dragon
  01/26/16
fucking damn
deranged pale parlor
  01/26/16
...
pea-brained mexican community account
  01/26/16
180
flirting light internal respiration
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
Yellow gas station
  01/27/16
...
Umber meetinghouse
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Soul-stirring Theater Roast Beef
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
crystalline candlestick maker foreskin
  05/19/16
repost please
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Galvanic faggotry deer antler
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
crystalline candlestick maker foreskin
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Vengeful kitchen puppy
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Iridescent property
  01/26/16
...
brass site rigor
  01/26/16
...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  01/27/16
180.
naked dull pit legend
  01/27/16
...
Misunderstood hospital
  01/29/16
...
Mustard Round Eye
  01/31/16
...
brass site rigor
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
lavender crackhouse knife
  02/02/16
brave
Yellow gas station
  02/03/16
...
Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard
  02/22/16
...
brass site rigor
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
Embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor plaza
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...
Mint swashbuckling dingle berry
  03/08/16
...
Yellow gas station
  09/27/16
...
Yellow gas station
  03/04/16
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  04/04/16
...
Carnelian Native Boiling Water
  04/04/16
cr
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  04/20/16
...
Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard
  05/11/16
...
brass site rigor
  05/11/16
...
Yellow gas station
  06/17/16
...
Elite cracking brunch
  09/27/16
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  10/21/16
mods please delete
Umber meetinghouse
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
milky charismatic black woman
  10/24/16
...
Yellow gas station
  10/24/16
i really like it here
crystalline candlestick maker foreskin
  10/24/16
...
Mustard Round Eye
  10/27/16
...
bossy thirsty sanctuary jewess
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
Umber meetinghouse
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
Yellow gas station
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
angry tanning salon
  01/23/17
... ...
poppy gaped hissy fit private investor
  01/23/17
...
Yellow gas station
  07/08/17
Lol
Embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor plaza
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
odious scarlet new version
  01/16/19
...
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  02/11/17
...
Yellow gas station
  03/13/17
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  03/15/17
...
Glassy persian halford
  03/15/17
...
Mustard Round Eye
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Glittery Bespoke Factory Reset Button
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Drab cruel-hearted theatre
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
hairraiser temple
  06/01/17
...
Stimulating bipolar indian lodge stock car
  06/01/17
...
naked dull pit legend
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Passionate Lake
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...
hairraiser temple
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Pearl cuckold
  07/08/17
...
Filthy Friendly Grandma
  08/18/17
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  09/25/17
...
confused heady field
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
Umber meetinghouse
  10/27/17
...
nighttime gay den
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
sepia aphrodisiac
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
Yellow gas station
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
sepia aphrodisiac
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
bossy thirsty sanctuary jewess
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
chrome
  05/24/18
...
Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night
  07/25/18
...
confused heady field
  05/17/18
...
Yellow gas station
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
cowardly
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
Yellow gas station
  07/25/18
...
Orchid Maniacal Brethren School
  07/25/18
...
confused heady field
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
Yellow gas station
  01/16/19
...
Umber meetinghouse
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
odious scarlet new version
  01/16/19
Jfc
Yellow gas station
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Umber meetinghouse
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
twinkling associate laser beams
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Big zombie-like turdskin
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
jade windowlicker
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
jade windowlicker
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
jade windowlicker
  01/17/19
...
confused heady field
  04/08/19
...
Provocative
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
nighttime gay den
  04/09/19
...
jade windowlicker
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
jade windowlicker
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Yellow gas station
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Sooty Background Story Electric Furnace
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
Yellow gas station
  06/03/19
...
Umber meetinghouse
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
self-absorbed motley university wrinkle
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
jade windowlicker
  06/03/19
...
Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
jade windowlicker
  08/08/19
...
jade windowlicker
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Crawly
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
excitant son of senegal
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
Crawly
  08/12/19
...
Crawly
  03/16/20
...
trip frozen liquid oxygen
  02/02/20
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  03/14/20
...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  03/16/20
...
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  09/30/20
...
Charcoal idiot
  08/27/21
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  09/13/21
...
Umber meetinghouse
  09/26/21
...
Coral hideous nowag
  10/11/21
...
bearded cream circlehead
  10/11/21
bump
saffron buck-toothed nibblets
  03/12/22
...
Tan Vigorous Location
  01/05/23
...
Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Red rambunctious
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
abusive tantric azn
  10/13/23
...
Yellow gas station
  01/03/24
...
confused heady field
  08/09/24
...
Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard
  07/28/25
...
Blue pistol
  12/29/25
...
impressive maroon
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
ruddy really tough guy
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse

I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: razzmatazz set striped hyena

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Mischievous jew

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32440018)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Glassy persian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833820)



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33119532)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36120413)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: bearded cream circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43182516)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: black chad becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Emerald Comical Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Emerald Comical Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Mentally impaired office

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Topaz titillating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: adventurous mauve personal credit line

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Salmon Fear-inspiring Multi-billionaire Lettuce

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: arrogant blood rage therapy

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Fragrant brilliant garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: canary nofapping abode dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: deranged pale parlor

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: autistic orange dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: autistic orange dilemma

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Translucent Kitty Cat Chapel

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: brass site rigor

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: arrogant blood rage therapy

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: cordovan main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired office

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Mentally impaired office

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: Carnelian Native Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: deranged pale parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: canary nofapping abode dysfunction

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: boyish toilet seat selfie

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: costumed bawdyhouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: dead area

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: adventurous mauve personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: pea-brained mexican community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Blathering pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: nudist corn cake police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: cobalt lascivious principal's office

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: rusted mind-boggling milk mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Lemon french chef

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling dingle berry

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: autistic orange dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: histrionic mood voyeur



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Blathering pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Aromatic white home mediation



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle boistinker



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: brindle house-broken gaming laptop step-uncle's house



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: sticky marketing idea ceo



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: indecent lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Mischievous jew

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: deranged pale parlor

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: exciting fluffy stage

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: ivory menage weed whacker

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: bright bat shit crazy shrine



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Zippy business firm old irish cottage

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Startling violet base

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: diverse wagecucks useless brakes

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: indecent lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Sienna school cafeteria preventive strike

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater Roast Beef

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater Roast Beef

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: doobsian church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: overrated french legal warrant

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: self-absorbed motley university wrinkle

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Box Office

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: 180 space pervert

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: sickened locus

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Talented impertinent philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored cyan parlour regret

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Mustard Round Eye

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: harsh market

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: hairraiser temple

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Ebony Bisexual Nursing Home Clown

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Glassy persian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Carnelian Native Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: crimson bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Crusty dashing international law enforcement agency

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: confused heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: peach razzle-dazzle boistinker

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Olive coldplay fan jap

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: vivacious party of the first part

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: nighttime gay den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: carmine genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: massive corner sex offender

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: electric scourge upon the earth sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: low-t vibrant national reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: cerebral forum cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: bearded cream circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: avocado messiness

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: maize rehab ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Snowy center

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: pearly masturbator public bath

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: pea-brained mexican community account

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: ocher painfully honest stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: spectacular flickering fat ankles travel guidebook

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Topaz titillating state

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: khaki stirring stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: hairraiser temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: poppy gaped hissy fit private investor

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: massive corner sex offender

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Hyperactive Marvelous Trailer Park Juggernaut

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Iridescent property

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: ungodly headpube house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: indecent lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Lemon french chef

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Lemon french chef

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Lemon french chef

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Lemon french chef

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Lemon french chef

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Laughsome Prole

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: indecent lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: insane athletic conference

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: canary nofapping abode dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: spectacular flickering fat ankles travel guidebook

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Outnumbered chartreuse resort

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed idea he suggested half-breed

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: poppy gaped hissy fit private investor

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: diverse wagecucks useless brakes

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: supple trust fund piazza

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Startling violet base

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: dark hell indirect expression

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: hairraiser temple

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: rough-skinned spruce mother

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: canary nofapping abode dysfunction

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: canary nofapping abode dysfunction

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Snowy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: walnut skinny woman address

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: walnut skinny woman address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: appetizing buff mental disorder

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Aromatic white home mediation

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Blathering pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Thriller Unhinged Senate Shitlib

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: brass site rigor

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: appetizing buff mental disorder

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic rigpig library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: insane athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Blathering pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: cerebral forum cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly aquamarine range

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz set striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Iridescent property

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Beta Well-lubricated Tank Church

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Glassy persian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Cerise spot

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: bearded cream circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: poppy gaped hissy fit private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: brass site rigor

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: canary nofapping abode dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: confused heady field

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: confused heady field

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: hairraiser temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Glassy persian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: sexy rose heaven

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Snowy center

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: massive corner sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Blathering pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: fishy razzle hominid orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Glassy persian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Aromatic white home mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Pink irradiated locale partner

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: razzmatazz set striped hyena

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Slap-happy Bateful Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: wine bonkers incel lay

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Clear misanthropic keepsake machete goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: brass site rigor

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: brass site rigor

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Amber contagious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Vengeful kitchen puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: know-it-all cruise ship people who are hurt

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: deranged pale parlor

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: confused heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Racy Alpha Organic Girlfriend

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Blathering pocket flask

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: sapphire exhilarant point

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Pungent concupiscible sweet tailpipe antidepressant drug

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: violent aqua hairy legs hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: confused heady field

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: know-it-all cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: know-it-all cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Iridescent property

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Big zombie-like turdskin

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Big zombie-like turdskin

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: grizzly sadistic cuck theater stage

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Smoky patrolman giraffe

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: shimmering wonderful station quadroon

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: claret slimy dragon

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: deranged pale parlor

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: pea-brained mexican community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: flirting light internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling dingle berry

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Theater Roast Beef

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker foreskin

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling dingle berry

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic faggotry deer antler

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker foreskin

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Vengeful kitchen puppy

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Iridescent property

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Mustard Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse knife

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor plaza

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Mint swashbuckling dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Carnelian Native Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: brass site rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Elite cracking brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Umber meetinghouse

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: milky charismatic black woman

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker foreskin

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Mustard Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: bossy thirsty sanctuary jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Umber meetinghouse

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Yellow gas station

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: angry tanning salon

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: poppy gaped hissy fit private investor

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fortuitous meteor plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: odious scarlet new version

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Glassy persian halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Mustard Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Glittery Bespoke Factory Reset Button

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Drab cruel-hearted theatre

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: hairraiser temple

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Stimulating bipolar indian lodge stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: naked dull pit legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Passionate Lake

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: hairraiser temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Pearl cuckold

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Filthy Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: confused heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: nighttime gay den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: sepia aphrodisiac

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: sepia aphrodisiac

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: bossy thirsty sanctuary jewess

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: chrome

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Flatulent jet ticket booth queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: confused heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: cowardly

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Orchid Maniacal Brethren School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: confused heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: odious scarlet new version

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Yellow gas station

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: twinkling associate laser beams

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Big zombie-like turdskin

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: jade windowlicker

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: jade windowlicker

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: jade windowlicker

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: confused heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Provocative



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: nighttime gay den

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: jade windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: jade windowlicker

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Yellow gas station

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Sooty Background Story Electric Furnace

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Yellow gas station

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: self-absorbed motley university wrinkle

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: jade windowlicker

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Hot Gay Wizard Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: jade windowlicker

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: jade windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Crawly

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: excitant son of senegal

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Crawly

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Crawly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: trip frozen liquid oxygen



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Charcoal idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Umber meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Coral hideous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: bearded cream circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: saffron buck-toothed nibblets

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Tan Vigorous Location



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Red rambunctious

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: abusive tantric azn

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Yellow gas station



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: confused heady field



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Arousing tattoo haunted graveyard



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Blue pistol



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: impressive maroon



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: ruddy really tough guy

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49548061)