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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Onyx theater stage
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Onyx theater stage
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Onyx theater stage
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Onyx theater stage
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Onyx theater stage
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Onyx theater stage
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Onyx theater stage
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Onyx theater stage
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Onyx theater stage
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Irradiated mustard selfie pervert
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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  05/22/26
His moniker?
godawful persian address
  05/22/26
Colt
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Mewling idiotic abode
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Chocolate Hell Feces
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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nofapping curious resort masturbator
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Outnumbered hall incel
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant organic girlfriend
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
slimy salmon dilemma
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
sickened market coffee pot
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
fragrant corn cake
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Aromatic Elite Mediation Parlor
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Mewling idiotic abode
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Aromatic Elite Mediation Parlor
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Chocolate Hell Feces
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Ebony Home
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Ebony Home
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Ebony Home
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
arousing den
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Outnumbered hall incel
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mods
Maize slippery ticket booth
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Nubile floppy degenerate
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
talented khaki piazza
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Nubile floppy degenerate
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Amazing 🐶
talented khaki piazza
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Hideous thirsty scourge upon the earth
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Nubile floppy degenerate
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
lol
Irradiated mustard selfie pervert
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
180 menage
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
trip up-to-no-good corner
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Ebony Home
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
trip up-to-no-good corner
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Link?
Ebony Home
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
trip up-to-no-good corner
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Sooty violent philosopher-king field
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Ebony Home
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Ebony Home
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Ebony Home
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Massive school place of business
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Ebony Home
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Frozen costumed boistinker
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They have a pretty sick IG
Ebony Home
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
trip up-to-no-good corner
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
soul-stirring transparent space gunner
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Killself seems appropriate
sick crotch
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
supple half-breed
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Ebony Home
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AI
Mewling idiotic abode
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Outnumbered hall incel
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Spectacular Tan Doctorate Garrison
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Massive school place of business
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
navy histrionic bbw step-uncle's house
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Ebony Home
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Nubile floppy degenerate
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
Marvelous Legal Warrant Telephone
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Ebony Home

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Onyx theater stage

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Snowy national security agency coldplay fan

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Snowy national security agency coldplay fan



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Snowy national security agency coldplay fan



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Snowy national security agency coldplay fan



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Snowy national security agency coldplay fan



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Onyx theater stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Ebony Home

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Irradiated mustard selfie pervert

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered hall incel



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: godawful persian address

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant organic girlfriend



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling burgundy business firm quadroon



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Elite Mediation Parlor



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: translucent black woman



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Mewling idiotic abode

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Chocolate Hell Feces

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant organic girlfriend

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: nofapping curious resort masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant organic girlfriend

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered hall incel

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exhilarant organic girlfriend

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: slimy salmon dilemma

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Ebony Home

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: sickened market coffee pot

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fragrant corn cake

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Aromatic Elite Mediation Parlor

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Mewling idiotic abode

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Bisexual goyim foreskin

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Ebony Home

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Elite Mediation Parlor

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Chocolate Hell Feces

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Irradiated mustard selfie pervert

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Ebony Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: 180 menage

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Ebony Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: arousing den

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Outnumbered hall incel

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Maize slippery ticket booth

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Nubile floppy degenerate

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: talented khaki piazza

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Nubile floppy degenerate

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: talented khaki piazza

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Hideous thirsty scourge upon the earth

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Nubile floppy degenerate

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: mauve very tactful pit fanboi

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Ebony Home

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Irradiated mustard selfie pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: 180 menage

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good corner

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good corner

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Ebony Home

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good corner

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Sooty violent philosopher-king field

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Ebony Home

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Ebony Home

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Massive school place of business

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Ebony Home

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Frozen costumed boistinker

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Ebony Home

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: trip up-to-no-good corner

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring transparent space gunner

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: sick crotch

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: supple half-breed

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Mewling idiotic abode

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered hall incel

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Spectacular Tan Doctorate Garrison

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Massive school place of business

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: navy histrionic bbw step-uncle's house

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Ebony Home

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Nubile floppy degenerate

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Legal Warrant Telephone

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864",#50068093)