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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Bright narrow-minded corner azn
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Cerise Adulterous Useless Brakes Tattoo
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Thriller marketing idea
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
floppy chestnut temple ladyboy
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Titillating chocolate crackhouse mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
fishy space
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Blue violent pervert
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
talented fear-inspiring feces kitchen
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
silver locale
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Know-it-all school multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Lilac school cafeteria macaca
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
flatulent crystalline athletic conference
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
fluffy exhilarant church
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
sick area internal respiration
  06/30/25
cr
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
silver locale
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Khaki mischievous nursing home
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
flatulent crystalline athletic conference
  06/30/25
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Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Lilac school cafeteria macaca
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
sick area internal respiration
  06/30/25
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Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab
  07/01/25
*bussy
Pink Box Office
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
fishy space
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Effete galvanic boistinker parlour
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
canary pungent market crotch
  06/30/25
fuck
Lilac school cafeteria macaca
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Effete galvanic boistinker parlour
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Bright narrow-minded corner azn
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Lilac school cafeteria macaca
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Khaki mischievous nursing home
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Laughsome sapphire patrolman international law enforcement agency
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Cheese-eating background story gas station
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
territorial resort mediation
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
soul-stirring sex offender
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
territorial resort mediation
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
territorial resort mediation
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Violet aggressive immigrant kitty cat
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Underhanded wine plaza gunner
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
passionate walnut address
  06/30/25
tcr
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
just jump
domesticated shimmering stead really tough guy
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Deep Spectacular Codepig Stag Film
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Histrionic black chapel death wish
  06/30/25
wow
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Olive Hyperactive Set
  06/30/25
JFC man
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
talented fear-inspiring feces kitchen
  06/30/25
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domesticated shimmering stead really tough guy
  06/30/25
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Lilac school cafeteria macaca
  06/30/25
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flatulent crystalline athletic conference
  06/30/25
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dull curious university
  06/30/25
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citrine appetizing property
  06/30/25
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Underhanded wine plaza gunner
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
passionate walnut address
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Cheese-eating background story gas station
  06/30/25
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Beady-eyed Knife Main People
  07/01/25
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Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab
  07/01/25
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stubborn fortuitous meteor center
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
big irate therapy potus
  07/01/25
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Shaky Lay Cumskin
  07/01/25
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Thriller marketing idea
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Titillating chocolate crackhouse mad cow disease
  06/30/25
bro
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
...
passionate walnut address
  06/30/25
lol
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
Vigorous Deer Antler
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
vivacious rigor mother
  06/30/25
jfc
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
silver locale
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
dull curious university
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
citrine appetizing property
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
vivacious rigor mother
  07/01/25
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soul-stirring sex offender
  07/01/25
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citrine appetizing property
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Shaky Lay Cumskin
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Clear faggotry
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Khaki mischievous nursing home
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Lilac school cafeteria macaca
  06/30/25
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free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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hot ticket booth philosopher-king
  07/01/25
lol
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
domesticated shimmering stead really tough guy
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
big-titted ratface factory reset button
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
massive heaven
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Peach razzle-dazzle private investor
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Light Pocket Flask Shitlib
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
trip sexy tanning salon partner
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
hot ticket booth philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
orange theater newt
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/01/25
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free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab
  07/01/25
😟
electric national security agency home
  07/01/25
...
Stirring office legend
  07/01/25
holy shit
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
hot ticket booth philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
marvelous lemon tank
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Shaky Lay Cumskin
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
fishy space
  07/01/25
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free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Shaky Lay Cumskin
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Shaky Lay Cumskin
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Histrionic black chapel death wish
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
fishy space
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Bespoke bull headed lodge
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
white rambunctious alpha
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
...
Histrionic black chapel death wish
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
French Foreskin Senate
  07/06/25
...
citrine appetizing property
  07/06/25
lol
Cerebral awkward indian lodge
  07/07/25
wow
free-loading flickering bawdyhouse
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Bright narrow-minded corner azn

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Cerise Adulterous Useless Brakes Tattoo

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Thriller marketing idea

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: floppy chestnut temple ladyboy

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Titillating chocolate crackhouse mad cow disease

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fishy space

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Blue violent pervert

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: talented fear-inspiring feces kitchen

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: silver locale

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all school multi-billionaire

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria macaca

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: flatulent crystalline athletic conference

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: fluffy exhilarant church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: sick area internal respiration

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: silver locale

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Khaki mischievous nursing home

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: flatulent crystalline athletic conference

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria macaca

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sick area internal respiration

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Pink Box Office

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fishy space

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Effete galvanic boistinker parlour

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: canary pungent market crotch

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria macaca

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Effete galvanic boistinker parlour

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Bright narrow-minded corner azn

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria macaca

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Khaki mischievous nursing home

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Laughsome sapphire patrolman international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating background story gas station

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: territorial resort mediation

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring sex offender

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: territorial resort mediation

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: territorial resort mediation

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Violet aggressive immigrant kitty cat

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Underhanded wine plaza gunner

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: passionate walnut address

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: domesticated shimmering stead really tough guy

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Deep Spectacular Codepig Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Histrionic black chapel death wish

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Olive Hyperactive Set

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: talented fear-inspiring feces kitchen

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: domesticated shimmering stead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: flatulent crystalline athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: dull curious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: citrine appetizing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Underhanded wine plaza gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: passionate walnut address

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating background story gas station

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Knife Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: stubborn fortuitous meteor center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: big irate therapy potus

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Shaky Lay Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Thriller marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Titillating chocolate crackhouse mad cow disease

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: passionate walnut address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: vivacious rigor mother

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: silver locale

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: dull curious university

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: citrine appetizing property

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: vivacious rigor mother

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: citrine appetizing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Shaky Lay Cumskin

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Clear faggotry

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Khaki mischievous nursing home

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Lilac school cafeteria macaca

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: hot ticket booth philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: domesticated shimmering stead really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: big-titted ratface factory reset button

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: massive heaven

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Peach razzle-dazzle private investor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Light Pocket Flask Shitlib

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: trip sexy tanning salon partner

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hot ticket booth philosopher-king

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: orange theater newt

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: electric national security agency home

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Stirring office legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: hot ticket booth philosopher-king

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: marvelous lemon tank

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Shaky Lay Cumskin

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: fishy space

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Shaky Lay Cumskin

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Shaky Lay Cumskin

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Histrionic black chapel death wish

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: fishy space

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bespoke bull headed lodge

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Topaz Hissy Fit Rehab

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: white rambunctious alpha

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Histrionic black chapel death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: French Foreskin Senate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: citrine appetizing property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Cerebral awkward indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: free-loading flickering bawdyhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078889)