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EPAH, T or F, native Hawaiians are the Mexicans of the Sea?

They're squat, brown, don't speak English, interestingly als...
Jade jap
  12/11/25
You're thinking of Micronesians and Samoans/Tongans, not Haw...
Comical rehab boltzmann
  12/15/25
180 Do you speak any Hawaiian pidgin English?
Jade jap
  12/15/25
Yeah but only as a joke since I don't want people to think I...
Comical rehab boltzmann
  12/15/25
180 lol
Jade jap
  12/15/25
Filipinos = sea Mexicans. Kānaka Maoli are giant people who...
Poppy coldplay fan
  12/11/25
This seems personal for you...
Jade jap
  12/11/25
...
Jade jap
  12/12/25
why would you expect it to be any different? all the new wor...
cerise institution crotch
  12/12/25
I guess I didn't expect them to be LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHAB...
Jade jap
  12/12/25
Actual Hawaiians are very tall and large. You are describing...
Poppy coldplay fan
  12/12/25
Where do they live mostly? I saw lots of Hawaiians they were...
Jade jap
  12/12/25
Local parts of the islands, out and about in public - grocer...
Poppy coldplay fan
  12/12/25
I saw loads of em. They look Brown imo. I saw some fat ones....
Jade jap
  12/12/25
Cr. The pure-blooded males *average 6'6". They're elus...
Comical rehab boltzmann
  12/15/25
If you find one, approach him as if he was your best childho...
Poppy coldplay fan
  12/15/25
They're similar on that they both very polite and deferentia...
sinister organic girlfriend factory reset button
  12/12/25
Hawaiians are nicer overall imo
Jade jap
  12/12/25


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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Jade jap

They're squat, brown, don't speak English, interestingly also don't speak Hawaiian, have a ton of kids they can't afford, criminals, work construction. Honestly indistinguishable from Beaners but they are AZN somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503357)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Comical rehab boltzmann

You're thinking of Micronesians and Samoans/Tongans, not Hawaiians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49511607)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Jade jap

180

Do you speak any Hawaiian pidgin English?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49511609)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:09 PM
Author: Comical rehab boltzmann

Yeah but only as a joke since I don't want people to think I'm a try-hard haole guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49511615)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Jade jap

180 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49511638)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Poppy coldplay fan

Filipinos = sea Mexicans. Kānaka Maoli are giant people who don’t work and their kids spend their days listening to brudda Iz and spray painting ILLEGALLY OCCUPIED LAND on walls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503383)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Jade jap

This seems personal for you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503470)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Jade jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49504267)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: cerise institution crotch

why would you expect it to be any different? all the new world and oceania natives are like this. there isn't some tonga wakanda out there where the natives are doing great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49504283)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Jade jap

I guess I didn't expect them to be LITERALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE from beaners in every way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49504323)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Poppy coldplay fan

Actual Hawaiians are very tall and large. You are describing Filipinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505327)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Jade jap

Where do they live mostly? I saw lots of Hawaiians they were all normal sized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505329)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Poppy coldplay fan

Local parts of the islands, out and about in public - grocery stores or whatever. Pay close attention. It’s a separate ethnic group. They are typically not engaged in service jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505345)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Jade jap

I saw loads of em. They look Brown imo. I saw some fat ones. Didn't see any tall ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505353)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Comical rehab boltzmann

Cr. The pure-blooded males *average 6'6". They're elusive though, so not typically spotted on tourist itineraries.

If you go up some of the valleys by Waimanalo, you might be fortunate enough to catch a glimpse of a very big one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49511604)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Poppy coldplay fan

If you find one, approach him as if he was your best childhood pal and tell him you’re a big admirer of James Cook. He’ll appreciate this and will hook you up with a da kine Hawaiian beef sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49512064)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: sinister organic girlfriend factory reset button

They're similar on that they both very polite and deferential to White people IRL, but then behind their backs openly express their hatred of White people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505338)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Jade jap

Hawaiians are nicer overall imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809342&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505344)