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Modern Christian religion is pretty wonky - Jesus is treated like toxic boyfrien

I grew up and religion was all about how Jesus taught us to ...
Cordovan Vengeful Sex Offender
  02/21/26
Yeah, what is it with "i can only imagine"? A c...
Brilliant crackhouse mad cow disease
  02/21/26
It's not a bad song really
Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle
  02/22/26
i would prefer songs that emphasis thanking Jesus for our li...
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Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle
  02/21/26
grew up signing Onward Christian Soldiers that sentiment i...
puce federal quadroon
  02/21/26
South Park had the definitive lampoon of this weird aspect o...
Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle
  02/21/26
It reminds me a bit of the Talledega Nights scene where Will...
Cordovan Vengeful Sex Offender
  02/21/26
Those are the same thing. Hth
stirring misanthropic library
  02/21/26
I have a cousin who married an evangelical and we went to th...
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Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle
  02/22/26
songs of height tp
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titillating fortuitous meteor
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It's called a "transitional object"
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Cordovan Vengeful Sex Offender

I grew up and religion was all about how Jesus taught us to be kind and how we need to be kind to others, emphasize family, be forgiving, etc

Most churches now are Justin Bieber types singing songs like "i can only imagine" about how Jesus is so perfect and beautiful and awesome and we love Jesus so much. Anything you do on Earth is secondary, the only thing that matters is that you think Jesus is perfect.

I feel like 30 years ago Jesus was known as a teacher and now he's a teen idol.

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Brilliant crackhouse mad cow disease

Yeah, what is it with "i can only imagine"?

A congregation I attended for a little while had a hymnal they used for 90% of their hymns and then these binders of hymns that weren't in the hymnal. "i can only imagine" was in there.

I had never heard it before, they used it a lot in service. Pretty cheesy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle

It's not a bad song really

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Floppy death wish telephone

i would prefer songs that emphasis thanking Jesus for our life, and our world, and for teaching us how to be good to one another. I do not want to hear church songs about how hot Jesus was, or that he had a great head of hair or was 6'4", but I fear this is where whorship is going here, in America.

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: puce federal quadroon

grew up signing Onward Christian Soldiers

that sentiment is long gone but I could be mistaken

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle

South Park had the definitive lampoon of this weird aspect of evangelical culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49684698)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cordovan Vengeful Sex Offender

It reminds me a bit of the Talledega Nights scene where Will Ferrell keeps thanking the sweet baby jesus, but a bit more sexualized

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Date: February 21st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic library

Those are the same thing. Hth

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: diverse faggotry casino

I have a cousin who married an evangelical and we went to their church with them and there were like 4 songs about Jesus being tall. Nothing religious in them just songs of height. Felt odd to me but everyone worships in their own way.

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:44 PM
Author: Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Low-t turdskin

songs of height tp

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Grizzly Mildly Autistic Wrinkle



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic library



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: titillating fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:07 PM
Author: stirring misanthropic library

It's called a "transitional object"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836943&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49690446)