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Open field fight: Robert Baratheon (with Warhammer) vs. Elephant

Full-grown, healthy elephant in a one-on-one battle with Rob...
Violet autistic lay
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In an open field, a prime Robert Baratheon, armed with his l...
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These hypos are no fun when you lead with AI answers
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You would not be able to defeat an elephant with a blunt wea...
$JFR
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What if you climb it and then bash its head a ton
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It would be going wild. Full size bull elephant? That would ...
$JFR
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Legolas made it look easy in lotr
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First of all that wasn't Legolas that was Orlando bloom. Sec...
$JFR
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elephant if its pissed at bartheon
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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:08 PM
Author: Violet autistic lay

Full-grown, healthy elephant in a one-on-one battle with Robert Baratheon, in his prime, with his WARHAMMER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48241322)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:09 PM
Author: Violet autistic lay

In an open field, a prime Robert Baratheon, armed with his legendary warhammer, going head-to-head against a full-grown, healthy elephant would be a clash of raw human might against one of nature’s most powerful animals. While Robert’s strength, tenacity, and warhammer make him one of Westeros’s fiercest fighters, he faces a massive size and weight disadvantage. Here’s a detailed breakdown of how this unlikely battle would likely unfold.

Physical and Tactical Advantages

Robert Baratheon (with Warhammer)

Strength and Weapon:

Robert Baratheon in his prime was a massive man with near-superhuman strength, known for wielding his warhammer with lethal force. This weapon was capable of shattering armor and bones with a single blow, giving Robert an edge over most human opponents.

While the warhammer could potentially deal crushing blows, it would have limited effectiveness against the thick skin and sheer mass of an elephant. However, Robert might aim for vulnerable spots, like the elephant’s eyes or joints, though even reaching these points is a challenge.

Agility and Combat Skill:

Robert’s experience on the battlefield gives him tactical awareness and agility that an elephant lacks. He could use his agility to dodge the elephant’s charges and position himself strategically. However, his speed is nothing compared to the elephant’s mass and reach.

Endurance and Resolve:

Known for his grit and endurance, Robert would likely fight with fearless intensity, refusing to back down even when faced with overwhelming odds. His resolve would keep him in the fight longer than most, though this might not be enough against an opponent as formidable as an elephant.

Elephant

Size and Weight:

A full-grown African elephant can weigh up to 14,000 pounds (6,350 kg) and stands around 10-13 feet (3-4 meters) tall. This immense size advantage means that, in a direct clash, even a single, unintended swipe could potentially incapacitate Robert.

Strength and Defensive Abilities:

The elephant’s sheer strength, combined with thick skin and tusks, makes it incredibly hard to injure. Its skin is up to an inch thick, providing natural armor that would render most of Robert’s attacks ineffective, even with the warhammer.

The tusks, capable of goring and lifting large objects, would allow the elephant to keep Robert at a distance or potentially incapacitate him with a single strike.

Charge and Stamina:

Elephants are capable of charging at speeds up to 25 mph, giving them a surprising burst of agility for an animal of their size. A single charge could knock Robert down, potentially ending the fight in seconds if it lands.

Elephants are also incredibly resilient, able to fight and defend themselves for extended periods, unlike most other large animals.

The Battle Breakdown

Opening Moves:

Robert, sizing up the massive creature, would likely begin by circling the elephant, testing its reactions while staying light on his feet. He would need to avoid a direct confrontation with the elephant’s tusks and sheer bulk, trying to find a weak point to exploit.

The elephant, sensing Robert’s movements, might respond with a series of trumpeting calls or a mock charge, intimidating Robert and asserting its dominance in the field. Its first instinct would likely be to defend itself by charging or by swinging its trunk and tusks in Robert’s direction.

Robert’s Attempts to Strike:

Robert would probably aim for vulnerable spots, such as the elephant’s legs or eyes, delivering powerful, targeted blows with his warhammer. However, the elephant’s thick skin and massive muscle mass would absorb much of the impact, making it difficult for even a seasoned warrior like Robert to cause significant harm.

If he managed to strike a leg, Robert could theoretically injure the elephant enough to limit its mobility. However, the amount of force required to truly incapacitate the animal would likely exceed even Robert’s formidable strength.

The Elephant’s Counterattack:

The elephant, feeling the sting of Robert’s blows, would likely respond with a full charge, aiming to trample or gore him with its tusks. The sheer force of a charging elephant, even if Robert attempted to dodge, would make it almost impossible to avoid entirely, given the animal’s reach and speed.

A single hit from the elephant’s tusk or even an accidental brush with its trunk could send Robert flying, likely injuring him severely or rendering him unable to continue the fight.

Mid-Battle Dynamics:

Realizing that he cannot go head-to-head, Robert might try a more evasive strategy, darting in and out to land blows without fully engaging. Yet, the elephant’s endurance and resilience would wear down even the most determined attacks.

As the fight drags on, Robert’s stamina would likely start to wane, while the elephant’s strength and size remain overwhelming.

Endgame Scenario:

Eventually, if the elephant lands a direct charge or tusk strike, it would almost certainly end the battle in its favor. Robert, though a mighty warrior, would have little defense against the weight and power of an elephant at full speed.

Should the fight extend too long, Robert’s energy would deplete, and the elephant could wear him down through sheer size and endurance.

Conclusion: Likely Outcome

Winner: Elephant

Despite Robert Baratheon’s immense strength, combat skill, and legendary warhammer, he simply would not be able to overcome the elephant’s overwhelming physical advantages. The elephant’s size, strength, and endurance would ultimately give it the upper hand in this one-on-one clash.

While Robert might evade and even land a few blows, the elephant’s defenses are nearly impenetrable, and a single charge or tusk strike would almost certainly incapacitate him. In the end, the elephant’s unmatched power and resilience would ensure its victory over even a prime Robert Baratheon, warhammer and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48241326)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant point multi-billionaire

These hypos are no fun when you lead with AI answers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48241332)



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Date: October 26th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: Violet autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48244950)



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Date: October 27th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Violet autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48247876)



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Date: October 29th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: Violet autistic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48256925)



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion is here...XO, privy to the Great Becumming)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48279638)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :()



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303649)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: $JFR

You would not be able to defeat an elephant with a blunt weapon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303656)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: ,.,,,.,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,


What if you climb it and then bash its head a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303676)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: $JFR

It would be going wild. Full size bull elephant? That would be extremely difficult

We need to also know if its an African or an Asian one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303686)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: ,.,,,.,,,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,


Legolas made it look easy in lotr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303716)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: $JFR

First of all that wasn't Legolas that was Orlando bloom. Second of all that was a sick elephant specifically taken from the San Diego zoo for a culling and was not your average elephant in size or mass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303725)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: VoteTrump (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

elephant if its pissed at bartheon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5618244&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48303699)