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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
wwop
buff passionate plaza
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
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vermilion galvanic garrison alpha
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Big Stage
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Mind-boggling Gas Station Brethren
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
lake diverse meetinghouse
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Alcoholic whorehouse
  10/06/25
How old was she
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
19
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
mfcr
buff passionate plaza
  10/06/25
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lake diverse meetinghouse
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Alcoholic whorehouse
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
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dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
thriller coral theater
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Mind-boggling Gas Station Brethren
  10/06/25
As if
Henna coiffed toilet seat quadroon
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
lake diverse meetinghouse
  10/06/25
Yes
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
erotic know-it-all stock car newt
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
180 monikor
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Out-of-control beta wagecucks
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
me too
lake diverse meetinghouse
  10/06/25
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Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
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low-t people who are hurt
  10/06/25
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dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
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  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Out-of-control beta wagecucks
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
thriller coral theater
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
Saffron drunken school cafeteria
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
vengeful partner casino
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
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bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
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  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
Ok
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
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Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
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bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
Liar!
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
Soggy Jap
  10/06/25
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low-t people who are hurt
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Splenetic sneaky criminal
  10/06/25
21 actually.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
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erotic know-it-all stock car newt
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
dead love of her life hall
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
amethyst gaped filthpig
  10/06/25
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provocative gold lodge
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Balding Lemon Yarmulke Travel Guidebook
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
thirsty halford chapel
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Appetizing prole hominid
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Sable den
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
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  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
provocative gold lodge
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
erotic know-it-all stock car newt
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
frum death wish
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
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  10/06/25
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Bronze address
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
cerebral gay sandwich scourge upon the earth
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Fear-inspiring box office karate
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Alcoholic vivacious dilemma goyim
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
cheese-eating forum
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
bearded startled range
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
Nighttime Base
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
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  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
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  10/06/25
pics?
low-t people who are hurt
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
bat shit crazy lavender piazza coffee pot
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Out-of-control beta wagecucks
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
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vengeful partner casino
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
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  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
orchid tattoo
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
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  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328896)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: bearded startled range

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: buff passionate plaza

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328898)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: vermilion galvanic garrison alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328905)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Big Stage

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Brethren

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: lake diverse meetinghouse

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic whorehouse

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: buff passionate plaza

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329007)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: lake diverse meetinghouse



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic whorehouse

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: thriller coral theater

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Gas Station Brethren

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Henna coiffed toilet seat quadroon

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: lake diverse meetinghouse

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: erotic know-it-all stock car newt

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Out-of-control beta wagecucks

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Vigorous abnormal library juggernaut

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: lake diverse meetinghouse

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: vibrant step-uncle's house

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: low-t people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: wild cyan pozpig shrine

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control beta wagecucks

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: thriller coral theater

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Saffron drunken school cafeteria

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: vengeful partner casino

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Aqua sinister kitty cat gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: bearded startled range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Pit Preventive Strike

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: bearded startled range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: bearded startled range

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Soggy Jap

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: low-t people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Splenetic sneaky criminal

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: erotic know-it-all stock car newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: dead love of her life hall

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: amethyst gaped filthpig

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: provocative gold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Balding Lemon Yarmulke Travel Guidebook

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: thirsty halford chapel

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Appetizing prole hominid

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Sable den

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: frum death wish

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: provocative gold lodge

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: erotic know-it-all stock car newt

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: frum death wish

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring box office karate

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Bronze address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: avocado insecure antidepressant drug

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: cerebral gay sandwich scourge upon the earth

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring box office karate

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: bearded startled range

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic vivacious dilemma goyim

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: bearded startled range

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Nighttime Base

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: olive submissive public bath foreskin

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Mewling dysfunction codepig

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: low-t people who are hurt

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lavender piazza coffee pot

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Out-of-control beta wagecucks

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Swollen offensive ladyboy lay

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vengeful partner casino



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed smoky genital piercing state

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: orchid tattoo

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: bespoke disturbing set trust fund

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069362)