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pathetic to see these rich ex athletes doing tons of commercials

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on natio...
Buck-toothed foreskin
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drab reading party
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the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is par...
fishy blathering bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  01/09/26
agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is...
Carmine Incel Wrinkle
  01/10/26
the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancin...
Buck-toothed foreskin
  01/10/26
the mannings are 180
dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund
  01/10/26
I’m gay
laughsome white windowlicker
  01/10/26
important post!
dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund
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dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund
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laughsome white windowlicker
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I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas...
heady field
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text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less th...
fishy blathering bawdyhouse antidepressant drug
  01/09/26
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heady field
  01/10/26
MAN BOOSTING FORMULA
dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund
  01/10/26
gotta be more
Charismatic Domesticated Masturbator Son Of Senegal
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provocative flatulent rehab wagecucks
  01/09/26
The modern world is 180
laughsome white windowlicker
  01/10/26
they have to be bought or else they could start running thei...
Big-titted cerebral old irish cottage candlestick maker
  01/09/26
I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a...
Pea-brained dingle berry pistol
  01/10/26
if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be marri...
Buck-toothed foreskin
  01/10/26
But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who w...
Pea-brained dingle berry pistol
  01/10/26
this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit th...
Buck-toothed foreskin
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“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surge...
Pea-brained dingle berry pistol
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Buck-toothed foreskin
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Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go fro...
Razzle-dazzle dopamine
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he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!
boyish sandwich party of the first part
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They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel ...
charcoal aggressive shrine kitty
  01/10/26
Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and jus...
Tantric Den
  01/10/26
It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up unti...
multi-colored spot
  01/10/26
yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in ne...
Buck-toothed foreskin
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Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in t...
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Date: January 9th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed foreskin

does derek jeter really need to dance like a monkey on national tv get you to sign up for capital one. for what like maybe a couple million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577685)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: drab reading party



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: fishy blathering bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

the danny devito/eli manning jersey mike's commercial is particularly bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577707)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:29 AM
Author: Carmine Incel Wrinkle

agreed, especially given that PE bought Jersey Mike's and is hollowing out the food offerings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577995)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed foreskin

the mannings long ago cemented themselves as the apex dancing monkey bazaar merchants of the 21st century and peyton more or less did it on eli's behalf. one more commercial with either of them doesn't really matter. i shake my head at someone like derek jeter, known for being aloof and image-conscious, hawking wares for subprime bank capital one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49578045)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund

the mannings are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579189)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: laughsome white windowlicker

I’m gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579191)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund

important post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579195)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: laughsome white windowlicker

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579202)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: laughsome white windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579319)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: heady field

I'm wondering how much Frank "The Big Hurt" Thomas is getting for selling testosterone supplements. Do you think it's more or less than $100k?

It seems like a low budget commercial for a low budget product but the dude made like 9 figures playing baseball, so it feels like his price should be higher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577709)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: fishy blathering bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

text GAINS to 96969 to find out whether it's more or less than $100k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577748)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: heady field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577992)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: dull fear-inspiring trailer park trust fund

MAN BOOSTING FORMULA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579192)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Domesticated Masturbator Son Of Senegal

gotta be more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579236)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: provocative flatulent rehab wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577712)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: laughsome white windowlicker

The modern world is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579180)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: Big-titted cerebral old irish cottage candlestick maker

they have to be bought or else they could start running their mouths about...stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49577754)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:03 AM
Author: Pea-brained dingle berry pistol

I assume that they do these just to get away from home for a few nights and sex people who aren't their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49578052)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:08 AM
Author: Buck-toothed foreskin

if derek jeter married someone who's not willing to be married to derek jeter at the expense of him occasionally telling her he's leaving town for some ambiguous & suspicious reason that's on him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49578057)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: Pea-brained dingle berry pistol

But the lady who accepts that isn't as 180 as the lady who wouldn't.

OTOH, if you fly to LA for three nights to film a "commercial" for $2M, it's extremely easy to justify why you're entitled to pay $5K each to the two hottest WOC hookers in all of LA County.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49578069)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Buck-toothed foreskin

this is true only insofar as powerful people today permit themselves to be domestic showpieces for their oppressive wives a la jeff bezos. might be hard in the 21st century but better to find a mrs. barry lyndon than a jordon hudson.

but speaking practically he has more than enough plausible reasons to skip town. sorry babe autograph signing in white plains this weekend. bernie williams just had a grandson in puerto rico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49578100)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: Pea-brained dingle berry pistol

“Two week fundraiser in Nairobi for cleft palate surgeries. I’m gonna miss you!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579338)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 6:50 AM
Author: Crusty black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49578321)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Buck-toothed foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579177)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dopamine

Must be some panic setting in when your weekly checks go from $3.15 million to zero at age 43.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579197)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: boyish sandwich party of the first part

he's prostituting his face to the camera. what a face whore!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579200)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: charcoal aggressive shrine kitty

They probably get other benefits from it like luxury travel and expensing fancy events for business meetings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579213)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Tantric Den

Most athletes are notoriously financially illiterate and just flat-out literal retards who burn through their millions like that paycheck is going to keep coming in for decades, make retarded "investments" like in starting failing restaurants, buy ridiculously expensive shit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579238)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored spot

It was traditional to see retired athletes doing ads up until the 90s. They used to do all kinds of things, even local ads for PI shitlawyers (like 1970s Dodger Ron Cey):

https://youtu.be/5rFndadIFJk?t=283

Here's Joe DiMaggio doing an ad for Mr Coffee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rHqfzQLKls

But you didn't see it as much after that when they started to really make big money, they didn't need it. Now you see it more and more, it's kind of unseemly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579256)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Buck-toothed foreskin

yogi berra and phil rizzuto worked at a menswear store in newark during the offseason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579318)



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Date: January 10th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Ebony Very Tactful Set Doctorate

Yea, aren’t they supposed to buy a car dealership in their hometown, slide and let do? Why would they be doing something that probably yields way more money for much less risk and work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820214&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49579894)