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My jewish wife would freak out if she knew how much pork I ate
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:11 AM Author: Flatulent crotch When she's not around. Bacon and Pulled Pork sandwiches are delicious.
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:58 AM Author: Chartreuse sickened ape Meh bacon I never really got the hype. Sure it's OK. Pulled pork is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503845) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Flatulent crotch Bacon is amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503861) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:32 AM Author: Adulterous Provocative Boltzmann Do you eat them with cheese? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503857) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Flatulent crotch cole slaw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503859) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:27 AM Author: Cracking fortuitous meteor Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503921) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Adulterous Provocative Boltzmann Jews cannot mix meat and diary.
If he's doing it for the lulz, he should be eating it with dairy. |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Flatulent crotch I'm doing it for the flavor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503979) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 AM Author: thriller crimson theater immigrant lol your future children will be rat-faced jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503858) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: Flatulent crotch 100% chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503860) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:34 AM Author: rusted senate cumskin I proudly serve pork tenderloin and ribs to my obnoxious brother-in-law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503876) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: Flatulent crotch He secretly loves it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503878) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:38 AM Author: rusted senate cumskin probably. but he's getting pressure to get religious, which is obnoxious as hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503881) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 AM Author: Flatulent crotch Fucking bullshit man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503888) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:42 AM Author: rusted senate cumskin all a great $cam! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503890) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: bateful fluffy puppy Why do you get, keep, then hide a receipt for a pulled pork sandwich? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503907) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM Author: Flatulent crotch I still like having sex with my wife. I get rid of the evidence, as I've been busted by receipts left in the car before.
Last time it was a Bacons, eggs and cheese biscuit from McD's. |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 2:20 PM Author: bateful fluffy puppy Does she view your semen as pork-contaminated after such a meal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49504793) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Flatulent crotch I am Jewish, technically, but I don’t buy into the bullshit. She buys into the bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49504875) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:58 AM Author: stimulating center Heard some jews recently talk that they eat beef bacon. Never seen this for sale anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809418&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49503952) |