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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-cha...
brilliant plaza police squad
  01/23/26
Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. T...
sable house regret
  01/23/26
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no...
brilliant plaza police squad
  01/23/26
You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probab...
sable house regret
  01/27/26
this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire gree...
aromatic filthy kitchen ratface
  01/23/26
i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already
brilliant plaza police squad
  01/23/26
and yet you still doubt the master tactician
aromatic filthy kitchen ratface
  01/23/26
I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
Crawly Candlestick Maker Point
  01/23/26
"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- t...
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Talented Site
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Vance should have recommended ZZZ
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Milky irate lettuce national
  01/23/26
why? doesn't he want to win the case? Candy Ride seems d...
White Temple Haunted Graveyard
  01/23/26
Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?
brilliant plaza police squad
  01/24/26
i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked h...
bateful sound barrier
  01/23/26
actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers gene...
brilliant plaza police squad
  01/24/26
Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine
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brilliant plaza police squad
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I see the Zozo crew is back at it again
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking

complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: sable house regret

Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611045)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad

the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.

i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.

it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611050)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: sable house regret

You’re a shitlaw labor tard. Every v10 law firm probably earns 20MM from JPM or from indemnified spend by them. They cannot risk jeopardizing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49625797)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: aromatic filthy kitchen ratface

this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad

i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611052)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: aromatic filthy kitchen ratface

and yet you still doubt the master tactician

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611161)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Crawly Candlestick Maker Point

I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad

"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611063)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: Crawly Candlestick Maker Point



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: curious sienna water buffalo



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: aromatic filthy kitchen ratface



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Big shrine persian



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Talented Site



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611225)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: know-it-all crackhouse



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: Talented Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49611168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: dull sweet tailpipe

Vance should have recommended ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49612972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Milky irate lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49612977)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: White Temple Haunted Graveyard

why? doesn't he want to win the case?

Candy Ride seems daft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49612978)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad

Zzz/candy ride went to Chicago. Where did you go, loser?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49614013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: bateful sound barrier

i assume that the truthful answer as to why they de-banked him is not pretty. that's leverage.

yes, it's yet another shitlaw firm, but notice that Sullivan & Cromwell is doing the criminal appeal. i find that interesting. i expect them to win and have all the felonies tossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49612982)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad

actually, shitlaw might be cr for the trial. biglawyers generally have no actual trial experience. a few years before i joined, my biglaw firm represented dan akyroyd in a trademark case (involving his vodka in a skull bottle), and the "litigation department" had to get a traditional labor guy in my department to try the case because he had a ton of administrative trial experience in front of the NLRB. the "litigators" were really good at filing motions and settling but had no courtroom experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49614081)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:04 AM
Author: Electric spruce mediation people who are hurt

Cslg needs to go on Matt gaetz to opine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49614031)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: brilliant plaza police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49614077)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: coiffed turquoise principal's office

I see the Zozo crew is back at it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49625799)