Date: November 16th, 2024 3:29 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
The Ranch
A surreal domain
I tried to picture BBWs stampeding through endless holographic pastures
What did they trample? Diet Coke cans? Buffet trays?
Was the feeder bot stuck in a loop, blasting pep nonstop?
I kept dreaming of a ranch free from snack fraud and emotional stampedes
And then one day
The Mahchine™ sent me an invoice
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635338&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48345831)