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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again
| shivering market idiot | 12/08/25 |
| shivering market idiot | 12/12/25 |
| salmon self-centered double fault | 12/12/25 |
| Adventurous heaven | 12/12/25 |
| stirring internet-worthy forum half-breed | 12/17/25 |
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| Mewling mustard parlour private investor | 12/17/25 |
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| shivering market idiot | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: shivering market idiot You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49494485) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: shivering market idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505202) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: salmon self-centered double fault So just don't go to a restaurant.
Done.
Can I have the money direct deposited? |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Adventurous heaven Do I get my 15 years of backpay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505343) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: stirring internet-worthy forum half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517782) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: exhilarant narrow-minded laser beams chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517972) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: galvanic chartreuse meetinghouse regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49519739) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: nighttime nibblets rehab easy
do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced
in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: shivering market idiot You don't tip on takeout? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517781) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: nighttime nibblets rehab Fuck no
People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM Author: shivering market idiot everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.
case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Opaque indecent tattoo Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518375) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: shivering market idiot Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49519720) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Jade At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth Faggot Firefighter You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518382) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: shivering market idiot I never earned one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49519713) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Mewling mustard parlour private investor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517877) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM Author: Jade At-the-ready Scourge Upon The Earth Faggot Firefighter Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518040) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: shivering market idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517779) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: stirring internet-worthy forum half-breed 100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.
My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: heady nubile temple pisswyrm or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517853) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Mewling mustard parlour private investor Or his wife could just leave the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517878) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: stirring internet-worthy forum half-breed A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517952) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM Author: heady nubile temple pisswyrm Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518153) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: stirring internet-worthy forum half-breed Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518178) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Clear spot dog poop If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518171) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: buck-toothed garrison keepsake machete Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517884) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: red home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517908) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Vivacious sadistic mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517913) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Talking mexican yarmulke Now you're thinking like a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517966) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Flickering police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517971) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM Author: shivering market idiot now you're thinking like a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518132) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: azure gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518174) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz locus No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49517969) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: magenta hell wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518028) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM Author: Clear spot dog poop cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518177) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: magenta hell wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518195) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: Clear spot dog poop Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49519287) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: magenta hell couldnt care less about going out to eat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49519289) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: mischievous sanctuary wagecucks just move back to asia. easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518155) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: heady nubile temple pisswyrm XO JAPAN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518163) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: Razzmatazz locus “Move back” you say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518180) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: heady nubile temple pisswyrm are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518187) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: mischievous sanctuary wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518351) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Razzmatazz locus I am not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518415) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM Author: vibrant hot cuckoldry philosopher-king No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49518198) |