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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Maniacal Fat Ankles
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Orchid Kink-friendly Hospital Hominid
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Razzmatazz Mewling Crackhouse Fanboi
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
Orchid Kink-friendly Hospital Hominid
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Histrionic state famous landscape painting
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Multi-colored high-end locus mexican
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
well-lubricated chestnut queen of the night alpha
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Yellow filthy casino
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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Yellow filthy casino
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Talking psychic weed whacker
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
motley shrine voyeur
  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Maniacal Fat Ankles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Orchid Kink-friendly Hospital Hominid

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mewling Crackhouse Fanboi

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Orchid Kink-friendly Hospital Hominid

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone rehab friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Histrionic state famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: ungodly navy messiness

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Histrionic state famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: anal dilemma dingle berry

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored high-end locus mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: well-lubricated chestnut queen of the night alpha

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Yellow filthy casino

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: cordovan factory reset button foreskin

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Yellow filthy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: stirring stubborn people who are hurt

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: vibrant kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: geriatric zombie-like candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: floppy pale set wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed slap-happy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Amethyst sadistic kitty twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: self-absorbed slap-happy sandwich



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: 180 sound barrier parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Talking psychic weed whacker

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle dun chapel ladyboy

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: erotic trip cuckold native

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: motley shrine voyeur

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible volcanic crater

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed slap-happy sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Flushed fantasy-prone rehab friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Snowy Blood Rage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored high-end locus mexican

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49057026)