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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Cobalt Space
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Salmon Confused Parlor
  11/29/25
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White Philosopher-king
  11/29/25
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Salmon Confused Parlor
  11/29/25
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Balding aphrodisiac filthpig
  11/29/25
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Salmon Confused Parlor
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
yellow step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Cobalt Space
  11/29/25
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White Philosopher-king
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
rebellious bateful ratface dilemma
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Cobalt Space
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
rebellious bateful ratface dilemma
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
apoplectic mustard spot useless brakes
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Lascivious Brunch Stain
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Blathering Stirring Personal Credit Line Box Office
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Cobalt Space
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Hyperventilating beady-eyed hospital trust fund
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
judgmental dysfunction theater stage
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Hyperventilating beady-eyed hospital trust fund
  11/29/25
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rebellious bateful ratface dilemma
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
ultramarine floppy hominid factory reset button
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
yellow step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Duck-like garrison
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
yellow step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
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excitant crimson potus
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
walnut exhilarant milk pocket flask
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Flushed candlestick maker roommate
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
fuchsia electric furnace
  12/04/25
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pearl business firm
  12/04/25
Approved
Poppy Generalized Bond
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
White Philosopher-king
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Cobalt Space
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Cobalt Space

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Salmon Confused Parlor

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: White Philosopher-king



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Salmon Confused Parlor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Balding aphrodisiac filthpig



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Salmon Confused Parlor



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Cobalt Space

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: White Philosopher-king



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: rebellious bateful ratface dilemma

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Cobalt Space

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: rebellious bateful ratface dilemma

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: apoplectic mustard spot useless brakes

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Brunch Stain

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Blathering Stirring Personal Credit Line Box Office

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Cobalt Space

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Hyperventilating beady-eyed hospital trust fund

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: judgmental dysfunction theater stage

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Hyperventilating beady-eyed hospital trust fund

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: rebellious bateful ratface dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: ultramarine floppy hominid factory reset button

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Duck-like garrison

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: yellow step-uncle's house

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: excitant crimson potus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: walnut exhilarant milk pocket flask

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Flushed candlestick maker roommate

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: fuchsia electric furnace

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: pearl business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Poppy Generalized Bond

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: White Philosopher-king

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Cobalt Space

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49490766)