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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Bat shit crazy field
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
onyx contagious macaca
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
opaque useless step-uncle's house therapy
  12/12/25
...
geriatric nowag
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Mauve church
  12/12/25
easy
Black irradiated stag film
  12/12/25
lol ok man
geriatric nowag
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Obsidian Excitant Lay Philosopher-king
  12/12/25
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Self-centered Bateful Organic Girlfriend Site
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Trip pink point
  12/12/25
...
Floppy sticky set
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
gay rambunctious sweet tailpipe
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Thriller bawdyhouse friendly grandma
  12/12/25
...
onyx contagious macaca
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Bat shit crazy field
  12/12/25
...
Exhilarant swollen wagecucks
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
godawful genital piercing
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Talented Domesticated National Security Agency
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Trip pink point
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Walnut Maniacal Theater Stage Partner
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Vibrant theatre
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Trip pink point
  12/12/25
tp.
Walnut Maniacal Theater Stage Partner
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
fear-inspiring tripping hominid
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Vibrant theatre
  12/12/25
who is that
fear-inspiring tripping hominid
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Obsidian Excitant Lay Philosopher-king
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Obsidian Excitant Lay Philosopher-king
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Heady Doobsian Yarmulke Locus
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
aquamarine fortuitous meteor
  12/12/25
cr
geriatric nowag
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Mauve church
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Burgundy Trailer Park
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
opaque useless step-uncle's house therapy
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Burgundy Trailer Park
  12/12/25
...
geriatric nowag
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Brilliant brethren personal credit line
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
magical appetizing immigrant gas station
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
boyish spot halford
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy field

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: onyx contagious macaca

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: opaque useless step-uncle's house therapy

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: geriatric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Mauve church

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Black irradiated stag film

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: geriatric nowag

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Obsidian Excitant Lay Philosopher-king

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Self-centered Bateful Organic Girlfriend Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Trip pink point

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy sticky set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: gay rambunctious sweet tailpipe

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse friendly grandma

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: onyx contagious macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy field

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant swollen wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: godawful genital piercing

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Talented Domesticated National Security Agency

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Trip pink point

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Walnut Maniacal Theater Stage Partner

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Vibrant theatre

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Trip pink point

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Walnut Maniacal Theater Stage Partner

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tripping hominid

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Vibrant theatre

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring tripping hominid

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Obsidian Excitant Lay Philosopher-king

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Obsidian Excitant Lay Philosopher-king

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Heady Doobsian Yarmulke Locus

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: aquamarine fortuitous meteor

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: geriatric nowag

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Mauve church

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: opaque useless step-uncle's house therapy

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Trailer Park

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: geriatric nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Brilliant brethren personal credit line

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: magical appetizing immigrant gas station

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: boyish spot halford

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506164)