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The Wellness Seminar A fluorescent purgatory, a circle of forced smiles I tried

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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine
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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)

The Wellness Seminar

A fluorescent purgatory, a circle of forced smiles

I tried to picture the speaker, droning on with empty platitudes

As I sat trapped in my ergonomically-designed chair

What did they look like?

A life coach guru? A corporate shill? A PowerPoint zombie?

Were their words meant to inspire, or just burn another billable hour?

I kept dreaming of escape, of fresh air and freedom

And then one day...

HR mandated another trust fall. I Just Jumped—straight into the void.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635359&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48345919)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635359&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#48354739)