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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Razzmatazz blue institution newt
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Razzmatazz blue institution newt
  08/14/26
No you
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Motley windowlicker
  08/14/26
(marcion)
gay geriatric base
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
Irradiated dopamine juggernaut
  08/14/26
...
Razzmatazz blue institution newt
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
arousing mad-dog skullcap pervert
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
...
Razzmatazz blue institution newt
  08/14/26
...
Bonkers twinkling uncleanness
  08/14/26
...
Sooty ungodly indirect expression
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
cream marvelous alpha
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
cream marvelous alpha
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
cream marvelous alpha
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Twinkling excitant genital piercing
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Anal box office sandwich
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
😲
Anal box office sandwich
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Anal box office sandwich
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Razzmatazz blue institution newt
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
Ghastly
crusty floppy parlour rigpig
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
plum dilemma son of senegal
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
black university
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Mind-boggling fat ankles travel guidebook
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
dashing indigo stage
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
dashing indigo stage
  08/15/26
...
Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
mentally ill shut-in
  08/15/26
Factual
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
...
Metaphysics is Goy
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
A Principled Inferior Asian Slut
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue institution newt

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue institution newt

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Motley windowlicker

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: gay geriatric base

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Irradiated dopamine juggernaut

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue institution newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: arousing mad-dog skullcap pervert

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue institution newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Bonkers twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Sooty ungodly indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: cream marvelous alpha

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: cream marvelous alpha

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: cream marvelous alpha

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Twinkling excitant genital piercing

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Anal box office sandwich

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Anal box office sandwich

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Anal box office sandwich

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz blue institution newt

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: crusty floppy parlour rigpig

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: plum dilemma son of senegal

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: black university

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling fat ankles travel guidebook

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: dashing indigo stage

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: dashing indigo stage

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: mentally ill shut-in

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Goy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: A Principled Inferior Asian Slut

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070112)