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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Exciting twinkling cumskin
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Cerise drunken stage tank
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
fishy motley candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Trip vengeful hairy legs
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Laughsome orchestra pit dysfunction
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Metal mood business firm
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
federal heady clown
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Shaky offensive house weed whacker
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
wine unholy indian lodge stock car
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
spruce hominid
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Mischievous azure theatre pocket flask
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Concupiscible Charcoal Twinkling Uncleanness Stead
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
apoplectic supple chapel
  06/30/25
cr
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Shaky offensive house weed whacker
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Judgmental pervert travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Mischievous azure theatre pocket flask
  06/30/25
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Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
spruce hominid
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
apoplectic supple chapel
  06/30/25
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Indecent Giraffe
  07/01/25
*bussy
Violent internal respiration telephone
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Honey-headed Charismatic Idiot Pit
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Outnumbered tan step-uncle's house dog poop
  06/30/25
fuck
spruce hominid
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Honey-headed Charismatic Idiot Pit
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Exciting twinkling cumskin
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
spruce hominid
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Judgmental pervert travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
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Disgusting navy corner windowlicker
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Translucent floppy stain elastic band
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Razzle chestnut blood rage set
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
dashing market useless brakes
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Razzle chestnut blood rage set
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Razzle chestnut blood rage set
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Beta Address Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
racy salmon locus
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
At-the-ready ratface piazza
  06/30/25
tcr
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
just jump
brass demanding fat ankles
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
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Nubile Cowardly Reading Party Dopamine
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
awkward degenerate police squad
  06/30/25
wow
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
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Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Snowy university cuck
  06/30/25
JFC man
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
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Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
federal heady clown
  06/30/25
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spruce hominid
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  06/30/25
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racy salmon locus
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
At-the-ready ratface piazza
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Indecent Giraffe
  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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fishy motley candlestick maker
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Laughsome orchestra pit dysfunction
  06/30/25
bro
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
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At-the-ready ratface piazza
  06/30/25
lol
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
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provocative jade field personal credit line
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Medicated Shrine
  06/30/25
jfc
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Shaky offensive house weed whacker
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Chest-beating Jet Hall Deer Antler
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Medicated Shrine
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dashing market useless brakes
  07/01/25
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self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
titillating deranged voyeur
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
mahogany bat shit crazy sanctuary haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Judgmental pervert travel guidebook
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
spruce hominid
  06/30/25
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sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
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adventurous smoky boltzmann
  07/01/25
lol
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
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brass demanding fat ankles
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Boyish Plum Trailer Park Boiling Water
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
lavender dilemma rigor
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Bisexual Thirsty Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Fiercely-loyal doctorate
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
adventurous smoky boltzmann
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Gay Famous Landscape Painting Son Of Senegal
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/01/25
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sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Indecent Giraffe
  07/01/25
😟
soggy yarmulke senate
  07/01/25
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pearl principal's office
  07/01/25
holy shit
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
adventurous smoky boltzmann
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
puce ladyboy
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
titillating deranged voyeur
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film
  07/01/25
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sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
titillating deranged voyeur
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
titillating deranged voyeur
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
awkward degenerate police squad
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
slap-happy hell national security agency
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Indecent Giraffe
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Amber Coffee Pot
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/06/25
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awkward degenerate police squad
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Fuchsia old irish cottage
  07/06/25
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self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap
  07/06/25
lol
Lilac stubborn nowag state
  07/07/25
wow
sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Exciting twinkling cumskin

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Cerise drunken stage tank

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: fishy motley candlestick maker

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Trip vengeful hairy legs

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit dysfunction

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Metal mood business firm

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: federal heady clown

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Shaky offensive house weed whacker

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wine unholy indian lodge stock car

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: spruce hominid

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mischievous azure theatre pocket flask

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Charcoal Twinkling Uncleanness Stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: apoplectic supple chapel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Shaky offensive house weed whacker

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Judgmental pervert travel guidebook

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mischievous azure theatre pocket flask

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: spruce hominid

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: apoplectic supple chapel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Indecent Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Violent internal respiration telephone

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Honey-headed Charismatic Idiot Pit

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered tan step-uncle's house dog poop

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: spruce hominid

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Honey-headed Charismatic Idiot Pit

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Exciting twinkling cumskin

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spruce hominid

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Judgmental pervert travel guidebook

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Disgusting navy corner windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Translucent floppy stain elastic band

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle chestnut blood rage set

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: dashing market useless brakes

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle chestnut blood rage set

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle chestnut blood rage set

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Beta Address Gay Wizard

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: racy salmon locus

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready ratface piazza

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: brass demanding fat ankles

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Nubile Cowardly Reading Party Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: awkward degenerate police squad

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Snowy university cuck

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: federal heady clown

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: brass demanding fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: spruce hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mischievous azure theatre pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Chest-beating Jet Hall Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: racy salmon locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready ratface piazza

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Translucent floppy stain elastic band

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: bistre new version rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Indecent Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Arousing Generalized Bond Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Pungent misanthropic private investor

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: titillating deranged voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: fishy motley candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit dysfunction

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready ratface piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: provocative jade field personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Medicated Shrine

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Shaky offensive house weed whacker

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Chest-beating Jet Hall Deer Antler

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Medicated Shrine

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: dashing market useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: titillating deranged voyeur

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mahogany bat shit crazy sanctuary haunted graveyard

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Judgmental pervert travel guidebook

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: spruce hominid

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: adventurous smoky boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: brass demanding fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Boyish Plum Trailer Park Boiling Water

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: lavender dilemma rigor

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: white friendly grandma

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Bisexual Thirsty Cruise Ship

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal doctorate

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: adventurous smoky boltzmann

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Gay Famous Landscape Painting Son Of Senegal

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Indecent Giraffe

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: soggy yarmulke senate

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: pearl principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: adventurous smoky boltzmann

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: puce ladyboy

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: titillating deranged voyeur

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titillating deranged voyeur

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: titillating deranged voyeur

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: awkward degenerate police squad

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: mentally impaired lemon alpha stag film

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: slap-happy hell national security agency

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Indecent Giraffe

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Amber Coffee Pot

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: awkward degenerate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Fuchsia old irish cottage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed misunderstood tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Lilac stubborn nowag state

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sable fantasy-prone resort factory reset button

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078889)