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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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salmon sandwich
  06/27/25
i support islam now
vermilion aphrodisiac hell becky
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khaki contagious cuckoldry
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Sooty coffee pot
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
salmon sandwich
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Sooty coffee pot
  06/27/25
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Trip nofapping dopamine
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spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater
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puce high-end fanboi
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Scarlet university
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Scarlet university
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Green Charismatic Address
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White Concupiscible Stock Car
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
exhilarant orchid box office
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Sooty coffee pot
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater
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Vibrant brass codepig
  06/27/25
It's both
orange church building
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puce high-end fanboi
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Electric National Security Agency
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
cyan hairless corn cake area
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
vermilion aphrodisiac hell becky
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Multi-colored Henna Theater
  06/27/25
lmfao
exhilarant orchid box office
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Appetizing depressive
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
puce high-end fanboi
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Appetizing depressive
  06/27/25
lmao
Scarlet university
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Sooty coffee pot
  06/27/25
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Fragrant unhinged station pervert
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Scarlet university
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
laughsome plum juggernaut ticket booth
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Scarlet university
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
laughsome plum juggernaut ticket booth
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
puce high-end fanboi
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Appetizing depressive
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Scarlet university
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
puce high-end fanboi
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
zombie-like vivacious ladyboy
  06/27/25
TiTscR
chocolate soul-stirring principal's office candlestick maker
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
salmon sandwich
  06/27/25
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salmon sandwich
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Electric National Security Agency
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
pale bearded den
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
drab lodge
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Histrionic Disturbing Church
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
jet splenetic hospital laser beams
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
pale bearded den
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
well-lubricated cracking location
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
cyan hairless corn cake area
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Scarlet university
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
jet splenetic hospital laser beams
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
pale bearded den
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: salmon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: vermilion aphrodisiac hell becky

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: khaki contagious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Sooty coffee pot

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: salmon sandwich

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Sooty coffee pot

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Trip nofapping dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: puce high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Scarlet university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Scarlet university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Green Charismatic Address

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: White Concupiscible Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: exhilarant orchid box office

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Sooty coffee pot

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Vibrant brass codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: orange church building

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: puce high-end fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Electric National Security Agency

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: cyan hairless corn cake area

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: vermilion aphrodisiac hell becky

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored Henna Theater

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: exhilarant orchid box office

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Appetizing depressive

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: puce high-end fanboi

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Appetizing depressive

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Scarlet university

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Sooty coffee pot

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Fragrant unhinged station pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Scarlet university

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: laughsome plum juggernaut ticket booth

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Scarlet university

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: laughsome plum juggernaut ticket booth

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: spectacular drunken bawdyhouse volcanic crater

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: puce high-end fanboi

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Appetizing depressive

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Scarlet university

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: puce high-end fanboi

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: zombie-like vivacious ladyboy

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: chocolate soul-stirring principal's office candlestick maker

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: salmon sandwich

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: salmon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Electric National Security Agency

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: pale bearded den

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: drab lodge

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Disturbing Church

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: jet splenetic hospital laser beams

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: pale bearded den

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated cracking location

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: cyan hairless corn cake area

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Scarlet university

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: jet splenetic hospital laser beams

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: pale bearded den

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49055482)