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DBG what's the deal with Judaism. Christianity is salvation. Islam is submission
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:35 PM Author: hilarious hell messiness What's the deal with Judaism. What's the selling point here. It seems disoriented with a bunch of scholars autistically debating strange nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482071) |
Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Exciting azn tbf their sales figures aren’t very impressive compared to those other religions you mentioned so it kinda defeats the premise of your question. it’s like asking what’s the selling point of Princeton’s football program compared to Notre Dame and Alabama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482085) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke their sales and marketing dept is sps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482091) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:41 PM Author: hilarious hell messiness What do Jews strive for? Tikkun Olam seems like shitlib reform nonsense. Is there any redemption or overriding messages besides arguing about laws. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482095) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke to be a direct vessel for God to indwell the material world with his Holiest of Light (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal there's no selling point. we dont proselytise. we're born jewish and stuck with it, and cant avoid it. and we're born with both the good and evil inclination. so you either have to live a life of torah or live a life of secular pleasure, but if doing the latter, your jewish guilt deep down inside you comes out and drives you to torah.
you think someone like cslg doesnt have a spark of torah inside him telling him to stop fucking whores and to put on tefillin and start learning talmud? of course he does. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:42 PM Author: crusty pearly background story mental disorder "put on the tefillin, brother" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482100) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:50 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482133) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:07 PM Author: hilarious hell messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482180) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:43 PM Author: hilarious hell messiness Thank you. That's what I'm asking. What would motivate a CSLG to turn to his Jewish roots? It doesn't seem rooted in salvation or redemption. Just an absolute love of scholarship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482107) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:51 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal easy answer: the good inclination that is inside every jew. every jew has that spark somewhere. most have a harder time finding it, and their evil inclination overpowers it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482138) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:54 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke this gerneatons tzaddikim are carrying the torch so other jews can be degens this gilgul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482142) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:56 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal yep. and chabad rabbis are out there trying to put tefillin on tattooed degenerate jews and turn them around so we can bring about the messiah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482151) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke CHabad is way to CHesed, they need to be much harsher in who they let in
these milenials and zoomer american kikes are pure garbage mostly and need t get culled via assimilation with SPS goyim edom sewage
LOl i mean looat thier fucking WORTHLESS boomer and gen x parents jfc needto be insta zyklond |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:54 PM Author: hilarious hell messiness Isn't Talmud study just reading autistic screeds of medieval rabbis arguing if you have title to a boat that washed ashore to your front lawn and the owner hasn't claimed it yet and the boat fishes for mollusks. I love scholarship but that doesn't sound like a way to a redemption arc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482144) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal it's not *just* that, but it's mostly that. and that's why the mussar movement developed ~150 years ago. the idea is to find ways to apply the tamud's autistic screeds to daily life and morality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musar_movement |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:04 PM Author: hilarious hell messiness I'm too stupid for Judaism. How do Sephardim even compete with the high IQ ashkenazim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482172) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke they make better food and have hotter pussy and better sounding cantilation/trope
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:16 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482201) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:20 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol Also, not sure what "compete" means here. You can convert from Judaism to something else (or something else to Judaism) but Ashkenazi vs Sephardic is purely ethnic description. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482208) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:25 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal >You can convert from Judaism to something else
no, once you're a jew, you're a jew
>(or something else to Judaism)
it's extremely difficult |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:29 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol Seriously, what makes you believe that?
The "difficulty" is largely irrelevant. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: hilarious hell messiness In scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482615) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol The Ashkenazi specialize in scholarship, so them. I don't think the Sephardic gaf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484350) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke the sephardic women and their food are too good for them ti give a singel fuck about scholarhsip liek at all
Just LOFL @ yiddish and absloute literal dogshit "food" like cholent |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol I find all Jewish food absolutely disgusting, but the Sephardic are mostly Arab trader types that aren't Muslim. If you didn't know they were Jewish you would assume they were Kurdish or Lebanese or whatever. They don't have any of the Ashkenazi Curb Your Enthusiasm style mental illness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484372) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke they have theiur own unique type of toxicity especlyy irt to business and weeirdfamilial shit and they yell at each other like sand niggers from what ive seen
im working mostly with tese ttypes now and really want to fuck the n african ones they are 18000000000000 abnd they are more cutthroat bloodshtirsty thean the most shiestery ashkebnazim ive seen, imn learing alot 180 |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol Oh yeah, from what I understand they don't have the benefits of Ashkenazi Jews either (they aren't particularly successful or academically inclined or anything). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484383) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke no but they are 10000x more hustle type and the ones that'maek ' it get way welathier, if you can get a team of sashkenaiz ppaper pusher admin thinkers with hustle spehardic salesey schmoozer 0 fucks types you would crush it hard in any bizz
did i mention the women are consercvativly 50X + hoter than ashknazi wome? |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 7:03 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol Idk that many but they're more likely to open some car dealership than truly make it big. All the big names that are Jewish are Ashkenazi (the Kushners, for example).
Idk, some are insanely hot as teens but overall the hottest are easily Ashkenazi that are heavily mixed with Slavs. Mostly because Slavic women are easily the most attractive on the planet. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 7:40 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484544) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: aphrodisiac hot voyeur chad That's what's so crazy about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482666) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:17 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol "there's no selling point. we dont proselytise. we're born jewish and stuck with it, and cant avoid it"
Given that many Jews change to other religions, marry into other religions, and generally abandon Judaism this is entirely false. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:45 PM Author: cordovan step-uncle's house His point is that that's all bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482263) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol But bullshit from what perspective? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483309) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal >many Jews change to other religions, marry into other religions, and generally abandon Judaism
they're still jewish, like it or not. they're still obligated to keep the torah and follow its commandments and will be judged if they dont |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol Judged in what way? Jews don't believe in hell or necessarily even an afterlife. If you mean "by the community" then they obviously don't care. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483306) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol "you think someone like cslg doesnt have a spark of torah inside him telling him to stop fucking whores and to put on tefillin and start learning talmud? of course he does."
Jews are weird people but honestly? Absolutely not. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:43 PM Author: beta drab stain private investor straight cash money, goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482104) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:43 PM Author: Passionate Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482108) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:16 PM Author: Insanely creepy brunch There isn't a selling point, it's a religion centered around ethno-religious supremacy and parasitism. The Jew has only one goal - subvert, rot and destroy.
It's a post-Christian religion born in the murder and rejection of the Son of Man. They're basically a group driven to evil by the nature of their souls. Think Morgoth or Sauron. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:21 PM Author: primrose fragrant locus kitty cat whats with jews just being like okay some rabbi tricked all jews into letting them panty sniff their wives dirty panty so im going to go along with it forever now without question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482211) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:25 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482222) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:27 PM Author: primrose fragrant locus kitty cat ask grok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482227) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:30 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol No, I won't do it. The first time someone said they suck blood out of baby dick I called bs and was wrong and ever since, I've been careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482235) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:25 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol I'm honestly totally shocked that they still exist, even in the tiny numbers that they do. The question in the OP is exactly why and DBG's answer basically supports it. He doesn't denote any actual advantage, but instead it is some shitty curse that he feels he can't erase.
At least Are Reptile is pretty open that it is just a networking opportunity for him to get more money. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:30 PM Author: primrose fragrant locus kitty cat
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Date: December 4th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal It’s almost like we’re god’s chosen people and he’s keeping us alive but small in numbers as the Torah says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482638) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: lilac piazza pistol You're small in numbers because the religion sucks. People like you follow Judaism not because it is the will of God but because you guys are assholes and the religion and culture are all about being assholes to everyone who isn't Jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482951) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal again, we don't proselytise and make it extremely hard to join (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482965) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: lilac piazza pistol You also can't really proselytize because your religion has zero real message or selling point, as the OP notes. The only people joining are doing it because they're marrying into it or getting money somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482977) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:12 AM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal we're literally going in circles. ur a broken record and dont care to engage, and just want to repeat the same shit over and over again. we're done here. have a good day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483028) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol (guy pretending that he is giving substantive responses here) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484196) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:09 AM Author: frisky bat-shit-crazy orchestra pit digit ratio Judaism is subversion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482569) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Passionate Yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482575) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484175) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 8:06 AM Author: ruby jap It’s mostly about digging tunnels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49482671) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: fear-inspiring laughsome garrison My struggle with Judaism, as a Jew, is that it seems too heavily rooted in exclusion and self-elevation above others. Sure conversion is possible, but I don't think Jews would welcome the conversion of the entire world's population, as this would dilute the status as "the chosen people". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483004) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal odd case, your yetzer hara had you marry a fat shikse and your same yetzer hara is telling you that judaism is bad bc it's exclusive.
i know bros who have divorced their shikse wives and left their families, and remarried jews. you can too! i'm davening for you! |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: fear-inspiring laughsome garrison My shikse wife is 5'4" 110lb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483043) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal in that case, my yetzer hara demands pics.
but the rest of the poast remains. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: fear-inspiring laughsome garrison If everyone in the world woke up tomorrow as devout followers of the Jewish faith committed to undergoing orthodox conversion, would you welcome this development and be happy about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483245) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal it could be a sign of the messianic times, which would be a good thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483305) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: lilac piazza pistol Wouldn't mean much since the whole point of the messiah is that the small group of Jews get to rule over everyone else. if everyone is a Jew then that's irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483312) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: fear-inspiring laughsome garrison Let's say it's not a sign of messianic times. Let's go further, let's say that you know that the messiah will not return for at least 8,000 years and that the world's present day conversion to Judaism is totally unrelated to that event occurring in the distant future.
Good, bad, neutral? |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal i dont know what the point of this hypo is. it's not going to happen under the circumstances you describe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483358) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Vibrant Brilliant Toilet Seat Quadroon Lol at the board’s chief hypo poser refusing to answer this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484033) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: Ocher Mildly Autistic Shrine Son Of Senegal i do legal hypos not historical fiction hypos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484035) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: fear-inspiring laughsome garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484190) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:50 AM Author: lilac piazza pistol Anyone in any reasonable religion would immediately see that a suggestion to leave his wife and family (4 children) so he can marry a Jewish woman (because goys are not real people) is insanely evil but within the framework of Judaism it makes sense. This, of course, proves Dupa's point about how Judaism's exclusionary nature is bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49483172) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: aqua jewess address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484328) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: aqua jewess address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49484338) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Stimulating Chapel *enters thread*
*raises thermostat to 750 degrees*
*walks away* |