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Which poaster has the BIGGEST HOUSE?

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Up-to-no-good Drunken Clown Patrolman
  10/15/25
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Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/15/25
4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood...
Cracking fishy hissy fit parlor
  10/15/25
Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acrea...
Up-to-no-good Drunken Clown Patrolman
  10/15/25
You ever miss the Bay?
Azure Box Office Sex Offender
  10/15/25
never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the o...
Cracking fishy hissy fit parlor
  10/16/25
Where did you live and where are you now
lascivious partner spot
  10/16/25
i used to live in belmont heights, had the crystal springs x...
Cracking fishy hissy fit parlor
  10/19/25
I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and...
Azure Box Office Sex Offender
  10/16/25
4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 a...
cobalt racy office
  10/15/25
I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that...
Up-to-no-good Drunken Clown Patrolman
  10/15/25
He does whatever the fuck he wants
buck-toothed windowlicker messiness
  10/16/25
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Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/16/25
nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom
Puce nudist kitchen
  10/16/25
Two women at the same time
Self-centered Marketing Idea
  10/16/25
he booms
out-of-control peach state
  10/16/25
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spectacular school cafeteria preventive strike
  10/16/25
...Booms...
cobalt racy office
  10/16/25
Boomers are 180.
confused rehab
  10/16/25
180 I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you...
Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/16/25
We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the s...
cobalt racy office
  10/16/25
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Rebellious generalized bond boistinker
  10/16/25
You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the ...
Salmon Field Gay Wizard
  10/16/25
You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 8...
cobalt racy office
  10/16/25
absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most...
Orange soggy genital piercing
  10/16/25
why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on...
walnut liquid oxygen
  10/16/25
5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.
Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/16/25
You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more ran...
cobalt racy office
  10/16/25
I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a ...
Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/16/25
We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 fee...
cobalt racy office
  10/16/25
That's about the size where it becomes difficult for houses ...
Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station
  10/18/25
possibly true. i only have one retarded room though imo m...
Wonderful Amber Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  10/18/25
Present wrapping?
Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station
  10/18/25
about the same here. no rules here like the ones you men...
Wonderful Amber Ticket Booth Dysfunction
  10/18/25
Oh yea, the new construction lots are completely LJL territo...
Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/22/25
Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio? Mine is ...
Submissive rose milk
  10/16/25
NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you
Azure Box Office Sex Offender
  10/16/25
Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Curre...
cobalt racy office
  10/16/25
depends on what you're counting - current home value to offi...
bonkers stag film stock car
  10/16/25
Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might wi...
razzmatazz forum love of her life
  10/16/25
on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equ...
lavender naked school
  10/16/25
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spectacular school cafeteria preventive strike
  10/16/25
no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and f...
bonkers stag film stock car
  10/16/25
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iridescent trip private investor
  10/21/25
wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are a...
snowy vigorous pistol
  10/16/25
The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique...
Salmon Field Gay Wizard
  10/16/25
I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out t...
Adventurous ruddy cumskin
  10/16/25
Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to hom...
snowy vigorous pistol
  10/16/25
Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Phi...
Well-lubricated psychic
  10/16/25
(prep poasting from 1930)
Azure Box Office Sex Offender
  10/16/25
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Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/17/25
Yeah, as EPAH surfs in his own backyard in Hawaii, I am sure...
razzmatazz forum love of her life
  10/17/25
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buck-toothed windowlicker messiness
  10/19/25
idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but perso...
free-loading ceo jap
  10/16/25
Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across ...
charismatic pale theater stage
  10/16/25
So Dad lets you live at his place?
snowy vigorous pistol
  10/16/25
Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother adde...
charismatic pale theater stage
  10/16/25
180 Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. Th...
Azure Box Office Sex Offender
  10/16/25
Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and l...
charismatic pale theater stage
  10/16/25
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free-loading ceo jap
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Azure Box Office Sex Offender
  10/16/25
Sorry man it was just a guess
snowy vigorous pistol
  10/16/25
No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)
charismatic pale theater stage
  10/16/25
sounds 180
free-loading ceo jap
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Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/17/25
I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM. Chil...
white fear-inspiring volcanic crater university
  10/16/25
That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is onl...
white fear-inspiring volcanic crater university
  10/16/25
It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if t...
Galvanic Hospital
  10/16/25
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Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/16/25
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poppy locale indirect expression
  10/18/25
Mine is >double anything posted above. It’s in...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/17/25
what kind of shit do you do there?
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/17/25
I used to get on the roof with a .50bmg and a handle of wild...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/17/25
Used to?
charismatic pale theater stage
  10/17/25
I don’t drink much anymore.
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/17/25
So, to be clear, you go outside. That’s what you do in...
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/18/25
Yes, sort of, as I go up through the hatch in the roof. It&r...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/18/25
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Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/18/25
Is 5200 square feet really the largest so far? My parents' h...
razzmatazz forum love of her life
  10/17/25
I don’t want to give the exact number because people k...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/17/25
What’s point of having all that space? 7 people live i...
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/18/25
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free-loading ceo jap
  10/18/25
If you want an old house, it’s basically impossible to...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/18/25
what do you think will happen with floorplans in the coming ...
Aromatic Meetinghouse Rigpig
  10/18/25
How frequently do you entertain? And of those occasions, how...
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/18/25
I don’t entertain more than GFNLHMA and have not since...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/18/25
Would you ever invite me over?
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/19/25
Do you lift heavy?
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/20/25
Yeah big time
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/20/25
You can come visit then.
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/20/25
please send formal invite to bloodacre@gmail.com
Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/20/25
Ya, that’s not going to work. But if I knew who you w...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/20/25
To me, that is an excellent question. The stupid thing is th...
razzmatazz forum love of her life
  10/20/25
If I had a two bedroom house with a ballroom, two full bathe...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/20/25
5,000 is about as big as a house can get before being retard...
Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station
  10/18/25
To be honest, sometimes retarded is good.
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/18/25
Sure, but often not best. Two properties, for instance, migh...
Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station
  10/18/25
I have multiple properties. It’s a pain to maintain t...
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/19/25
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Contagious Talking Business Firm
  10/18/25
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Cerise swashbuckling chad
  10/18/25
4000-5000 ft depending on what is included in the footage. 1...
Stirring cheese-eating temple
  10/18/25
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Metal Tattoo Ratface
  10/21/25
What's the jewish-american princess's notion of the perfect ...
cobalt racy office
  10/21/25
Two kitchens for kosher
Irradiated abusive crotch market
  10/22/25


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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Drunken Clown Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352162)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352167)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Cracking fishy hissy fit parlor

4600sq on .9 acre lot, one of the smaller in my neighborhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352169)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Drunken Clown Patrolman

Not bad, got me beat by 1,000 sq ft although I live on acreage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352219)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Azure Box Office Sex Offender

You ever miss the Bay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352253)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Cracking fishy hissy fit parlor

never. even when i was going back for work, looking at the old neighborhoods and seeing the level of cost, inconvenience and “diversity” people put up with there was depressing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353845)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lascivious partner spot

Where did you live and where are you now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354390)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Cracking fishy hissy fit parlor

i used to live in belmont heights, had the crystal springs xc course in my neighborhood and water dog park. back yard was terraced, view of the bay, and could access the hiking trail from it. by bay area standards, about as nice as you could ask for.

i'm now a neighbor with ex-vpotus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49360974)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Azure Box Office Sex Offender

I hear you, man. I love the weather, food, hills/biking, and general health consciousness. I don’t like much of the rest, including how overpriced nearly everything is because some other dumb asshole will pay it.

We’re debating private school now and I can’t believe it. God willing my wife comes around and we can continue sending kids to the public schools I can literally see from our front yard. We live in a very a good district but our middle school is a little diverse (the bad kind).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354852)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: cobalt racy office

4809 sq ft not including basement and 4 car garage on 38.8 acres plus 7200 sq ft barn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352250)



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Date: October 15th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Drunken Clown Patrolman

I guess that's the thread then. What do you do with all that space?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352251)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:40 AM
Author: buck-toothed windowlicker messiness

He does whatever the fuck he wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352425)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:52 AM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352462)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Puce nudist kitchen

nothing he couldn't do in 1/4 the space except boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352461)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: Self-centered Marketing Idea

Two women at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352638)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: out-of-control peach state

he booms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353388)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: spectacular school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353800)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: cobalt racy office

...Booms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353862)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: confused rehab

Boomers are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354425)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:48 AM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm

180

I have you beat slightly on house sq footage, but you beat me by a fucking mile on acreage + barn. Curious how far are you from a major metro? I’m 20 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352458)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: cobalt racy office

We're about an hour to the city core and 40 minutes to the shopping center burbs. We are 7 miles out from the center of a town of 17000. It's 9 miles to the grocery store. The county is pretty rural. A little over 60000 people in 530 sq miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352618)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Rebellious generalized bond boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354813)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Salmon Field Gay Wizard

You forgot to add in the winter house stats, along with the other properties you purchased to keep your issue housed, but not under your roof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353160)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: cobalt racy office

You can add 1900 for the winter house, 1339 for #1 kid and 840 for #2. #2 also has an 840 sq ft usable basement not counted in sq footage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353776)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Orange soggy genital piercing

absolutely shocking that a boomer has the biggest house/most land

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353881)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: walnut liquid oxygen

why would anyone with this much house spend time poasting on xo?

DOnt you have a lawn to mow or a gutter to repair or a window to clean or a carpet to vaccuum? Further, if you have a 4 car garage you should have 4 cars - why arent you out driving one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354522)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:53 AM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm

5200 sq feet, tiny pink 1.5 acres, compared to OldHLSdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352463)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cobalt racy office

You probably live in a neighborhood. The country is more random. Trailers aren't allowed unless grandfathered in, but houses range from shacks to luxury digs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352993)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm

I bought in a town where bylaws prohibit subdividing past a certain point and houses have to be offset from the street by 30 feet (iirc). Neighboring towns lot sizes are all tiny, houses stacked on top of each other, dunno how ppl do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49352998)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: cobalt racy office

We have a half mile of road frontage and set back is 560 feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353768)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station

That's about the size where it becomes difficult for houses not to start having retarded rooms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49357767)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Amber Ticket Booth Dysfunction

possibly true. i only have one retarded room though imo

my parents built a house in like 2006 that was over 7000. that place had several rooms that were real retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358263)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station

Present wrapping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358472)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Wonderful Amber Ticket Booth Dysfunction

about the same here.

no rules here like the ones you mentioned you have in your town though. close neighbors and i all have larger lots and houses well off the road but just around the corner its different and elsewhere in my town the new construction selling for over a million have almost no yard or space between houses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358256)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm

Oh yea, the new construction lots are completely LJL territory in some neighboring towns. Barely larger than a proverbial tramp stamp.

Just a block away (already in neighboring town), they tore down a SFH and built a duplex on the original half acre lot, now selling them for 1.5m a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49365825)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Submissive rose milk

Which poster has the worst price per sqft ratio?

Mine is approx $1,050/sqft for a 2350 sqft house. SoCal so nothing special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353125)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Azure Box Office Sex Offender

NorCal poaster checking in; laughing at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353381)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: cobalt racy office

Per Zillow my old Palo Alto house is now $1,941/sq.ft. Current house is $210 but that only includes 11.75 acres.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353774)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: bonkers stag film stock car

depends on what you're counting - current home value to official permitted house space? in that case mine's about $1,300/sqft, but i have a remodeled garage office that i'm currently poasting from that would drop it to about an even $1k/ft.

purchase cost to permitted space around $1k/ft, purchase cost to total usable space under $800/ft.

also socal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353802)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum love of her life

Pretty sure EPAH's house is not the largest, but he might win if the contest is "most prestigious location."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353341)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: lavender naked school

on an island that produces no groceries, populated by an equal mix of extremely hostile and obese natives and unassimilated asians? But with nice sunsets?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353796)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: spectacular school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353804)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: bonkers stag film stock car

no groceries except the freshest and best-quality fish and fruit, anyway. plus poi if that's you're thing.

anyone calling hawaiian natives "extremely hostile" or the azns there "unassimilated" has never left the upper midwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353808)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: iridescent trip private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49363336)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: snowy vigorous pistol

wym? The Whole Foods out here is great, and the locals are almost all friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353815)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: Salmon Field Gay Wizard

The locals are nice to you because you have a great physique and a nice tan. Pasty overweight birdshits from the Mainland struggle a bit more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353838)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Adventurous ruddy cumskin

I was really bothered when Kombucha bottles were $7.99 out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353864)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: snowy vigorous pistol

Yeah, the kombucha prices are outrageous. Pretty easy to homebrew though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49353869)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Well-lubricated psychic

Absolutely false. Posters in elite NY, Boston, Main Line Philly suburbs, etc. are in much more prestigous locations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354381)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Azure Box Office Sex Offender

(prep poasting from 1930)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354683)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356967)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum love of her life

Yeah, as EPAH surfs in his own backyard in Hawaii, I am sure he is crying uncontrollably about the fact that he doesn't live in a Main Line Philly suburb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356869)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: buck-toothed windowlicker messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358926)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: free-loading ceo jap

idk about prestigious location as it's so isolated but personally i am super jealous of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354482)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: charismatic pale theater stage

Multigenerational family compound on 18 acres spread across three +4K sqft homes with 11 total bedrooms and four accessory buildings. Small creek running through the property that feeds an adjacent fishing pond on my neighbors land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354152)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: snowy vigorous pistol

So Dad lets you live at his place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354347)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: charismatic pale theater stage

Rude! I bought the first two properties and my brother added the third some years later when old neighbor bro was ready to sell. And my mom and dad are 180 and I'm so happy I could give them and my kids a home next door to each other.

I wish we'd grown up in this area, but my hometown is one of those dead rural small places

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354716)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Azure Box Office Sex Offender

180

Hoping to live near my kids and grandkids someday. That’s #1 goal. I do not understand the ones who fuck off to Florida permanently to be near other selfish boomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354728)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: charismatic pale theater stage

Same man. Id love to add another place to this spread and live next to my boys and their families until I get rolled out of this place boots up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354734)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: free-loading ceo jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354818)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Azure Box Office Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354856)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: snowy vigorous pistol

Sorry man it was just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354732)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: charismatic pale theater stage

No worries it was a good dig (and why I defended it!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354735)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: free-loading ceo jap

sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354486)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356985)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: white fear-inspiring volcanic crater university

I live in a ~1,500 SF apartment that's worth ~$2MM.

Chill fratty $1,333 PSF. Not too bad.

This is with wife and 3+ kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354433)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: white fear-inspiring volcanic crater university

That said, my parents' (very large) primary residence is only and hour away, and their (large) second home is only ~2 hours away -- so we often make use of those on the weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354439)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Hospital

It’s hard for me to measure the size of my house, if that counts. It gets confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354654)



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354831)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: poppy locale indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358855)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

Mine is >double anything posted above.

It’s incredibly wasteful, but it is cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49354990)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

what kind of shit do you do there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49355136)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

I used to get on the roof with a .50bmg and a handle of wild turkey 101.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356627)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: charismatic pale theater stage

Used to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356630)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

I don’t drink much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356959)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

So, to be clear, you go outside. That’s what you do in your giant house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358176)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

Yes, sort of, as I go up through the hatch in the roof. It’s not like I have to climb a giant ladder.

I have to say, it’s 180 to have a mansion albeit wasteful.

I do like walking the gardens and pruning things. I enjoy my chainsaw on a stick. And then I throw the stuff in a pile to dry out and then burn what I cut off in my cheapest on Amazon fire pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358571)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358679)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz forum love of her life

Is 5200 square feet really the largest so far? My parents' house (that I will probably inherit when they kick the bucket) is around 5600 square feet. It's nice enough, I suppose, but I'm surprised that nobody has a larger house on prestigious law bort. Some of my parent's neighbors have houses that are significantly larger and nicer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356901)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

I don’t want to give the exact number because people know where I live but mine is >10k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49356964)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

What’s point of having all that space? 7 people live in my 3,700 square foot house and there’s an entire 1 bedroom apartment in the basement that barely ever gets used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49357427)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: free-loading ceo jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49357445)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

If you want an old house, it’s basically impossible to find things like tall ceilings, giant rooms (like a ballroom — most of which were added later — or large living room and dining room for entertaining), decent closets, functionally sized kitchen, large bathrooms etc. absent buying a mansion with many more bedrooms than are reasonable. People had more children and extended family and had servants 100 years ago and floor plans reflect that. So while a modern design might have non-bedroom spaces that were the same size at call it 6-7k sq/ft, 5-6 bedrooms/baths to get that in a 100 year old house you have to buy something 10k sq/ft. with 10 plus bedrooms (including small ones for servants).

And that is not accounting tor the fact that old houses are often three stories of living space above ground and modern houses are rarely more than two (although finished basements are a thing).

If you study design and house plans it all makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49357616)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Meetinghouse Rigpig

what do you think will happen with floorplans in the coming decades with robots? take the open concept floorplan that is so popular today. do you think that once robots start appearing in the home that the kitchen will go back to more of a distinct and separate area? do you think the popular "back kitchen" starting to appear in homes will be populated by robots in the future as the main cooking area with robots being hid away from sight? do you think there will be dedicated spaces for robots to "rest" and recharge? i see future floorplans changing drastically in the next 50 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49357646)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

How frequently do you entertain? And of those occasions, how many call for ballroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358174)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

I don’t entertain more than GFNLHMA and have not since covid. I used to entertain more. I actually offered last week to hold an event. Maybe I will do it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358584)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

Would you ever invite me over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49360302)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

Do you lift heavy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49361019)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:20 AM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

Yeah big time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49361161)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

You can come visit then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49361172)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface

please send formal invite to bloodacre@gmail.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49361259)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

Ya, that’s not going to work. But if I knew who you were, I might invite you over not tying my online to my IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49363185)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz forum love of her life

To me, that is an excellent question. The stupid thing is that my parents' ~5600 square foot house doesn't even have that many bedrooms. One time my sister was visiting with her two kids. I asked if I could come visit. My parents told me that they would have to put me in a hotel room because there was no room in the house. I'm like, "You have 5600 fucking square feet." I guess they felt like they needed a huge ass "great room" on both floors for the one time per year when they have guests over. I understand the appeal of a gigantic house if you have a large family and want to make it easy for your kids and grandkids to visit. But I don't really understand having a huge house just for the sake of having a huge house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49361570)



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Date: October 20th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

If I had a two bedroom house with a ballroom, two full bathes, two powder rooms, a kitchenette and a 24 car garage that would be about perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49362648)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station

5,000 is about as big as a house can get before being retarded. Better to spend on location, design, finishes, and quality or even just separate real estate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49357775)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

To be honest, sometimes retarded is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358582)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Sooty bateful skinny woman gas station

Sure, but often not best. Two properties, for instance, might be better. Or maybe no floral arrangement room but an extra half-acre of land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358611)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

I have multiple properties. It’s a pain to maintain them and pay taxes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358924)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Contagious Talking Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358615)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Cerise swashbuckling chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358185)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Stirring cheese-eating temple

4000-5000 ft depending on what is included in the footage. 1.2 acres. backyard slopes down and has nice hill views. 25k gallon pool. fenced tennis/basketball court (a bit less than half court size but plenty of room to properly shoot 3s)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49358745)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Metal Tattoo Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49363883)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cobalt racy office

What's the jewish-american princess's notion of the perfect house? 6000 sq.ft., with no kitchen or master bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49364393)



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Date: October 22nd, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Irradiated abusive crotch market

Two kitchens for kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786804&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49365487)