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XO POLL: Newcomb's Paradox, take one box or two❓

You are playing a game operated by the Predictor, a brain-sc...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
You must have missed when I did this thread a few months ago...
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
did you really? I searched and all I saw was my own thread f...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
I pretended like it was a novel hypo so nobody would be lame...
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
smart. your answer is Wrong though
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
(person who is easily convinced by LLM rhetoric)
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
no? again, I made this thread in 2014, and my thinking on it...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
LLMs are all LessWrong bots and so they parrot the LessWrong...
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
yeah, I haven't talked to an LLM about this. I agree it's th...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
CR thread. And one box is the cr answer.
emerald address national security agency
  06/26/26
A thousand bucks is a thousand bucks
Cheese-eating mad-dog skullcap preventive strike
  06/26/26
Just box B.
Mildly autistic electric box office cuckoldry
  06/26/26
I would 1 box because I believe in the power of retrocausali...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
I’ve pondered this paradox for some time and I am conf...
Soul-stirring School Cafeteria
  06/26/26
this is the typical argument for taking both (although POAST...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
Yeah, i forgot the: take both option for the extra grand. ...
Soul-stirring School Cafeteria
  06/26/26
if the money is in the box and you take two boxes the comput...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
Yep the entire concept of retrocausality is incoherent
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
but can you at least admit that it's also incoherent to hypo...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
Yeah I agree The whole hypo doesn't really make any sense...
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
I would be curious to see a better formulation than mine. ...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
That would be even less plausible because in that case, the ...
lascivious garrison
  06/26/26
lol good point
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
great moniker. idk, maybe it turns out that a full mapping o...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
in that case Goy Superstar would always get $1000, not $1,00...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
yeah that's kind of my intuition tbh, that if your instinct ...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
Even if I were going to take both boxes (which I'm not!), I'...
Mildly autistic electric box office cuckoldry
  06/26/26
180
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
but if you take two boxes you ALWAYS get 1000 dollars more t...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
This is the logical conclusion but a massive tidal wave of a...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
180
seedy ladyboy
  06/26/26
crrrrr
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
only box A
Burgundy Knife
  06/26/26
...
Plum spot
  06/26/26
...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
just box b, so that when the predictor makes its prediction ...
Deep disrespectful plaza
  06/26/26
but but but you can't affect the past! the decision has alre...
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
? not affecting the past. being a person in the present ...
Deep disrespectful plaza
  06/26/26
I agree 💰🤑💰 just parroting the two-boxers' point
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/26/26
🦜 🦜
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/26/26
"but i did have breakfast today" - a two-boxer, pr...
Deep disrespectful plaza
  06/27/26
...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/27/26
Just box b obviously. There’s some odds that it contai...
mentally impaired jap persian
  06/26/26
If you take both boxes you have to factor in the cost of a L...
Mildly autistic electric box office cuckoldry
  06/27/26
lmaoooooo tyft
Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office
  06/27/26
Now THAT'S What I Call Poasting! The irony is that a two ...
Impertinent senate roast beef
  06/27/26
...
Born to Die
  06/27/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/27/26
Box B only. Missing out on an immediate $1,000 is NBD. ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  06/27/26
...
rape ape
  06/27/26
Funniest part about this hypo is how the 1 box people think ...
The Messi of Poasting
  06/27/26
First day? The last thread was rife with two box rage.
rape ape
  06/27/26
Nope other way around as usual
The Messi of Poasting
  06/27/26
I've always wondered: do you and your people have to periodi...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  06/27/26
you haven't made your case ITT. we DESPERATELY need a good d...
Born to Die
  06/27/26
You can change the hypo so that it's no longer a 99% predict...
The Messi of Poasting
  06/27/26
that's a lot of words to let us know you ate breakfast this ...
crime lord
  06/27/26
We, the One Boxers, have already pointed out the Flaws in th...
rape ape
  06/27/26
the OP says it's right 99.99999% of the time
Born to Die
  06/27/26
I honestly don't find it THAT far-fetched. I'm not a strict ...
Born to Die
  06/27/26
this is ridiculous. it says right in the hypo that the pred...
crime lord
  06/27/26
I'm the OP defending my hypo
Born to Die
  06/27/26
Here's a better way to look at it: Take both boxes - the...
........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,
  06/27/26
This works a lot better, I think, if Box A has $1M and Box B...
askav
  06/27/26
cr, maybe the problem needs an INFLATION adjustment at the v...
Born to Die
  06/27/26
Gunnerattt said the same thing last time which was actually ...
The Messi of Poasting
  06/27/26
I will keep that in mind for when I make the thread again in...
Born to Die
  06/27/26
Rach already predicted whether you would poast again in 12 y...
askav
  06/27/26
180. I love retrocausality and retro web 1.0 chatborts
Born to Die
  06/27/26
I really like it here
rape ape
  06/27/26
...
rape ape
  06/27/26
iirc gujuratttt's formulation was 10 lakhs in box A v. 100 c...
hung stud
  06/27/26
lol
askav
  06/28/26
...
total lawyer genocide
  06/29/26
one box. two boxes = subhuman
Giant Enemy Crab
  06/28/26


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Date: June 26th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

You are playing a game operated by the Predictor, a brain-scanning computer exceptionally skilled at predicting people's actions. It predicts correctly 99.99999% of the time.

You are presented with two boxes, one transparent (labeled A) and the other opaque (labeled B). You have two choices: take the contents of both boxes, or just the opaque Box B. Box A contains a visible $1,000. The contents of Box B, however, are determined as follows: At some point before the start of the game, the Predictor makes a prediction as to whether you will take just Box B, or both boxes. If the Predictor predicts that both boxes will be taken, then Box B will contain nothing. If the Predictor predicts that only Box B will be taken, then Box B will contain $1,000,000.

By the time the game begins, the prediction has already been made, and the contents of Box B have already been determined. That is, Box B contains either $0 or $1,000,000 before the game begins, and once the game begins even the Predictor is powerless to change the contents of the boxes.

Do you take both boxes, or just Box B?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964924)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

You must have missed when I did this thread a few months ago. Gunnerattt was NOT PLEASED with my two boxing preference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964926)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

did you really? I searched and all I saw was my own thread from 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964930)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

I pretended like it was a novel hypo so nobody would be lame and look it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964937)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

smart. your answer is Wrong though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964938)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

(person who is easily convinced by LLM rhetoric)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964940)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

no? again, I made this thread in 2014, and my thinking on it hasn't changed. or are you just saying that to undermine my intellect more generally? get with the program, even my haters admit I'm smart in 2026 bitchhh 🗳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964942)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

LLMs are all LessWrong bots and so they parrot the LessWrong interpretations of newcombs and similar thought experiments (which are wrong but they've successfully poisoned the well now because everyone from here on out will just defer to LLMs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964946)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

yeah, I haven't talked to an LLM about this. I agree it's the type of thing that would be poisoned by LW/Reddit garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964947)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:20 PM
Author: emerald address national security agency

CR thread. And one box is the cr answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965019)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating mad-dog skullcap preventive strike

A thousand bucks is a thousand bucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964933)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic electric box office cuckoldry

Just box B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964939)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

I would 1 box because I believe in the power of retrocausality. You can tell me I'm wrong but as long as I take 1 box and the machine is always right I always get the million. There's no risk or downside unless the machine is wrong then well the machine failed to predict that I would only take one box.

If we learn somehow that the machine is wrong more often than presumed then I would two box. Because the wronger the machine the better it is to take two. But if it's infallible the retrocausality is real because you can effect the past by your present actions. If it's 100% impossible for the machine to be wrong then you always get a million for taking one box and two boxers always get 1000.

Two boxers can argue that retrocausality isn't real however it's implied by the hypo that it must be possible the closer the machine gets to 100% accuracy. And that's why the hypo itself is flawed because it's an impossible experiment in reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964945)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring School Cafeteria

I’ve pondered this paradox for some time and I am confused as to why I would do anything but take box B only. Seems like an overwhelmingly good chance of getting 1,000,000. If I take that then it has already been predicted with very good accuracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964963)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

this is the typical argument for taking both (although POASTERS may have something better):

the money is already in the boxes by the time you're called on to make your choice. no matter what it predicted, you get more money by taking both. if it predicted both, you get $1,000 instead of $0. If it predicted one, you get $1,001,000 instead of $1,000,000.

one intuition pump: imagine your best friend is there, on the opposite side of the boxes, and he can see into them. no matter what, he's going to tell you take both.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964968)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring School Cafeteria

Yeah, i forgot the: take both option for the extra grand. Either way, i go with the idea that the machine has predicted whatever it is that i end up doing. People overrate the idea of free will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964978)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

if the money is in the box and you take two boxes the computer is wrong. if the money is not in the box and you take one box the computer is wrong. the entire hypo hinges on whether or not the computer can or cannot be wrong (and how often!). If the computer is infallible then you should always take 1 an activate retrocausality. The people who say always 2 box cannot reconcile that if the computer can't be wrong then you should always take the million. But ultimately the hypo is impossible because how would a computer know what you would do ahead of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964981)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

Yep the entire concept of retrocausality is incoherent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964988)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

but can you at least admit that it's also incoherent to hypothesize a computer that can literally predict human will? in order for retrocausality to be impossible, the computer would have to have a crystal ball into the future at the time that the money is placed in the boxes. So you think it's insane that someone would think that their present actions could alter the past but it's not crazy that a computer could see into the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964990)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

Yeah I agree

The whole hypo doesn't really make any sense. There are better version of it that the LessWrong fags made up that actually make coherent sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964995)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

I would be curious to see a better formulation than mine.

I know there's one where the Predictor is a really talented psychiatrist who has spent years profiling you, analyzing every waking move you've ever made since birth (maybe it's in the form of transcripts or they watch you at accelerated speed or something), and has never been wrong predicting a decision of anyone they've studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965005)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: lascivious garrison

That would be even less plausible because in that case, the psychiatrist would have kicked ass on Step 1 and med school rotations and gone into plastics or derm rather than a failure retard residency like psych

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965030)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

lol good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965035)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965054)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

great moniker. idk, maybe it turns out that a full mapping of your neural activity/connectome/body chemistry plus a knowledge of the trajectory of all the other molecules in the world is enough to predict your actions with near certainty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964991)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

in that case Goy Superstar would always get $1000, not $1,001,000 lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964994)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

yeah that's kind of my intuition tbh, that if your instinct is to take both boxes then you're just fukt compared to someone whose instinct is to take B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964997)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic electric box office cuckoldry

Even if I were going to take both boxes (which I'm not!), I'm sure as fuck going to poast ITT that I'm a ride-or-die Box B'er so that I can juice The Predictor and not have that faggot shortchange me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964985)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964986)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

but if you take two boxes you ALWAYS get 1000 dollars more than what the machine gave you! and you CANNOT INFLUENCE THE PAST! the decision is ALREDY MADE when you walk into the Chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964987)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

This is the logical conclusion but a massive tidal wave of autists are about to swoop in to remind you that retrocausality doesn't exist, whatever the computer decided it decided before you enter into the room, you can't change it, your behavior and actions have no bearing, the computer made up its mind long ago, and therefore you should ALWAYS TWO BOX because you get Box 1 + $1000 so you will ALWAYS make 1000 dollars more than what you would have if you only took 1 box.

These midwit redditors absolutely love to stroke themselves to reminding you that RETROCAUSALITY is IMPOSSIBLE so you CANNOT EFFECT whether the million is in one of the boxes. So it LITERALLY DOES NOT MATTER if you take one or both, and both is always 1000 MORE. They will tell you this over and over til your ears bleed. They can't get enough of dunking on 1 boxers with the NO RETROCAUSALITY argument, which they love more than life itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964973)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: seedy ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964999)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

crrrrr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965009)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Knife

only box A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964964)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: Plum spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964969)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49964972)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:06 PM
Author: Deep disrespectful plaza

just box b, so that when the predictor makes its prediction i will have been going to pick box b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965000)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

but but but you can't affect the past! the decision has already been made!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965010)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965015)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Deep disrespectful plaza

?

not affecting the past. being a person in the present who is rich in the future 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965034)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

I agree 💰🤑💰 just parroting the two-boxers' point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965037)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

🦜 🦜

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965055)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Deep disrespectful plaza

"but i did have breakfast today" - a two-boxer, probably 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965066)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965068)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired jap persian

Just box b obviously. There’s some odds that it contains 1 mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965043)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Mildly autistic electric box office cuckoldry

If you take both boxes you have to factor in the cost of a LIFETIME OF REGRET and FEELING LIKE A BITCHMADE FAGGOT because you were -- and were ALWAYS GOING TO BE -- a scaredy little two-box CUCK, and The Predictor rightly called you out as one.

If you BOX B ALPHA and it turns out there's no money, who gives a fuck-- you can look that ai-chatbot NIGGER in his faggot hallucinating cyber face and tell him that he's a STUPID FUCKING NIGGER and his .00001% error rate is probably as real as the NYT trump-victory-odds needle.

You can't put a fucking price on that shit. I'm Box B TO THE HILT and you could, I shit you not, put $50,000 in box A and I'm still punching that cunt right in the face. I'm getting so pumped up typing this right now that you could just put $1M in box A and I'm still Box B ride or die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965149)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst principal's office

lmaoooooo tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965152)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Impertinent senate roast beef

Now THAT'S What I Call Poasting!

The irony is that a two boxer who lost the million would go on bragging forever about how at the time he two boxed the money was already not in box B and so he made 1000 more than zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965155)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Born to Die



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49965692)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966216)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

Box B only.

Missing out on an immediate $1,000 is NBD. We’re not Benzo.

And every single one of us had better be able to monetize being one of the 1 in 10 million people that the machines can’t predict. TedTalk, book deal, YouTube self-improvement channel, corporate speaking gigs, and whatever the fuck else we can come up with. Honestly it would be embarrassing if anyone here can’t spin that into WAY more than $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966211)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: rape ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966219)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: The Messi of Poasting

Funniest part about this hypo is how the 1 box people think they are "owning" the 2 box people because they're "mad" and "autistic" when it's always the other way around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966225)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: rape ape

First day? The last thread was rife with two box rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966227)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: The Messi of Poasting

Nope other way around as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966237)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

I've always wondered: do you and your people have to periodically clean out the smegma from your eye folds, like uncircumcised dudes have to do with their foreskins?

Thanks in advance!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966265)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Born to Die

you haven't made your case ITT. we DESPERATELY need a good defense of two-boxing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966274)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: The Messi of Poasting

You can change the hypo so that it's no longer a 99% prediction and the predictor is instead somehow Magic and predicts with literal 100% accuracy. In that case you no longer two box and you one box as a tautology

It illustrates that the hypo is silly to begin with. There's no "meaning" in it unless there's a real possibility for the predictor to be wrong

And you can play with the % possibility of the predictor to be wrong in order to determine whether or not one or two boxing is rational; this is the reason for the particular dollar amounts being chosen, so you can make that statistical calculation

The only meaningful way to ask the question imo is to present it like you did in the op (I think, I can't hit back now bc I'm typing this out) where you put it at 99%. In this case if you run the odds it makes more sense to one box. But you have to believe in retrocausality in order to do this, since the predictor is no longer Magically Perfect, and has a real chance of being incorrect. It requires a real Leap Of Faith which seems to make no sense, given how causality in our universe works, and the fact that at any given moment we *seem* to have complete free will of choice as humans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966279)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: crime lord

that's a lot of words to let us know you ate breakfast this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966354)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: rape ape

We, the One Boxers, have already pointed out the Flaws in the hypo. If the machine is 100% right then retrocausality is real. If the machine is wrong then the hypo is Silly. Hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966355)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Born to Die

the OP says it's right 99.99999% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966365)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Born to Die

I honestly don't find it THAT far-fetched. I'm not a strict determinismmo but I believe in something close enough that I'll buy near-perfect predictions from an omniscient computer. the way I put it above is, "maybe it turns out that a full mapping of your neural activity/connectome/body chemistry plus a knowledge of the trajectory of all the other molecules in the world is enough to predict your actions with near certainty." and it helps if you keep in mind that the prediction is made RIGHT before you walk in. less time for any SPOOKY ACTION to introduce uncertainty. maybe we can also say you only have 1 min to choose for the same reason.

(it was also stipulated in the OG that you can't get around it by randomizing your choice; the machine gives you zero if you do that.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966361)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: crime lord

this is ridiculous. it says right in the hypo that the predictor is right 99.99999% of the time. you don't need to justify it, explain it, or understand it. folks, stop fighting the hypo ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966467)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Born to Die

I'm the OP defending my hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966559)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,,


Here's a better way to look at it:

Take both boxes - there's either (i) $1 mm + $1,000 or (ii) $1,000 in Box A and nothing in Box B. If its nothing, you realize the computer predicted this, and you realize you're a dumbass. Contemplate suicide and wonder why you were so stupid.

Take only box b - either (i) you get $1 mm (so only 0.1% less than the upside of Box b or (ii) you don't get $1 mm, in which case the computer was wrong and you can just write the whole thing off as the computer being dumb as fuck. Plus, you can probably sue whoever told you all this for misleading claims and make a big stink about how they're precious machine was wrong.

When you look at it through the actual real life ramifications, it is so obvious taking only box B is the superior choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966269)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: askav

This works a lot better, I think, if Box A has $1M and Box B has $2M or $5M or something. A person could be satisfied that there are spooky things about causation and time, or just simply that they don't know what causation and time are, and just take Box B without much or any psychological pain, because $1000 is just $1000. It's 2026 and we aren't children. That money is immaterial to any first world adult. It gets you two nice dates.

$1M, however, is material for most people.

If Box B were $5M or $0 and Box A were $1M I would take just Box B, on the supposition that I just don't know what causation is and I'm willing to give up what my folk intuition would call a sure $1M to guarantee a higher ex ante expected value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966305)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Born to Die

cr, maybe the problem needs an INFLATION adjustment at the very least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966318)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: The Messi of Poasting

Gunnerattt said the same thing last time which was actually a very cr suggestion by him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966322)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Born to Die

I will keep that in mind for when I make the thread again in another 12 years (this time I just C&Ped it from my 2014 one)

although I hope rach will have pulled the plug by then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966331)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: askav

Rach already predicted whether you would poast again in 12 years, and either will or won't pull the plug by then on the basis of if he predicted that you would poast this paradox again. For all our sakes, you gotta poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966337)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Born to Die

180. I love retrocausality and retro web 1.0 chatborts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966351)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: rape ape

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966358)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: rape ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966357)



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Date: June 27th, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: hung stud

iirc gujuratttt's formulation was 10 lakhs in box A v. 100 crore in box B

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966372)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: askav

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49966798)



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Date: June 29th, 2026 7:32 AM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49968666)



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Date: June 28th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Giant Enemy Crab

one box. two boxes = subhuman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877705&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49967417)