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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
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  06/30/25
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how much life insurance do they have?
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Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
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now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
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This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
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lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
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“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
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180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
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If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
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what about your other kids?
Comical gaping
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? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
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His wife will probably have sex with him too
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Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
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Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
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this is a sick post even for you.
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i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
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absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
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Jewish projection is a bitch
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is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
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id probably grab a flotation device first
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(Smart Dad)
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my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
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Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
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(shortmo kids)
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Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
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this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
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(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
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He should have jumped
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how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
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lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
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it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
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is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
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Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Passionate dog poop candlestick maker

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Lascivious Step-uncle's House Dopamine

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Contagious lettuce hall

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good deep tattoo crackhouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: pearly big-titted chapel athletic conference

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: crusty sienna psychic

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: hairless cerise rehab milk

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular location

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Comical gaping

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Appetizing field

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Aromatic puce menage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Territorial church building

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Pearl quadroon pocket flask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained misunderstood knife

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Comical gaping

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse ratface blood rage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Territorial church building

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Aromatic puce menage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pea-brained misunderstood knife

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia yapping whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Indigo jap cruise ship

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: crusty sienna psychic

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: talking piazza

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Very tactful godawful digit ratio home

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Aromatic puce menage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: talking piazza

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Passionate dog poop candlestick maker

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aromatic puce menage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse ratface blood rage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: metal meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Odious silver trust fund

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: charismatic mewling resort selfie

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: iridescent hell kitty

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: charismatic mewling resort selfie

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: charismatic mewling resort selfie

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Claret Locus Pistol

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: histrionic native

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy partner point

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pozpig

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Coral preventive strike state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: big cuckold national

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Henna Free-loading Public Bath

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: spectacular location

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Aromatic puce menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Territorial church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: carmine generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: walnut sick school filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: histrionic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy partner point

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Odious silver trust fund

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: slate den crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sepia yapping whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: peach genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Titillating poppy university

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cerebral unholy stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Contagious lettuce hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: pearly big-titted chapel athletic conference

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy partner point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: deranged bisexual sex offender temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: massive newt

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Comical gaping

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: carmine generalized bond

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: walnut sick school filthpig

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: massive newt

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: iridescent hell kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: walnut sick school filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cerebral unholy stage love of her life

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Boyish sweet tailpipe

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: narrow-minded diverse ratface blood rage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Aromatic puce menage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: sapphire incel bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Stubborn razzle-dazzle office queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bipolar Hissy Fit Son Of Senegal

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Razzle Box Office Ceo

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Marvelous fortuitous meteor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like spot nibblets

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Copper plaza

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stubborn razzle-dazzle office queen of the night

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Electric shaky gas station chad

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: sapphire incel bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sepia yapping whorehouse mad cow disease

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Boiling Water

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Stirring indian lodge travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Stubborn razzle-dazzle office queen of the night

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible transparent background story

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: cerebral unholy stage love of her life

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: crusty sienna psychic

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sapphire incel bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral unholy stage love of her life

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cerebral unholy stage love of her life

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: big cuckold national

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: crusty sienna psychic

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: fragrant ivory old irish cottage roommate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Sepia yapping whorehouse mad cow disease

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: hateful startled abode

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: big cuckold national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: aqua swashbuckling hominid

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: walnut sick school filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: maize galvanic theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sapphire incel bbw

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49078889)