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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
lemon concupiscible hall macaca
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Thriller dilemma circlehead
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Soul-stirring friendly grandma corner
  12/12/25
...
orchid swashbuckling point fanboi
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Maroon goal in life
  12/12/25
easy
Wonderful drab church
  12/12/25
lol ok man
orchid swashbuckling point fanboi
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Passionate therapy
  12/12/25
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Zippy beady-eyed multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
transparent nowag affirmative action
  12/12/25
...
Floppy ticket booth
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
bipolar corn cake
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Jade vivacious principal's office
  12/12/25
...
Thriller dilemma circlehead
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
lemon concupiscible hall macaca
  12/12/25
...
ruby trip faggotry
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Demanding flickering market
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
titillating at-the-ready casino scourge upon the earth
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
transparent nowag affirmative action
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Razzle step-uncle's house stock car
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Heady shivering theatre nibblets
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
transparent nowag affirmative action
  12/12/25
tp.
Razzle step-uncle's house stock car
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
lascivious gunner
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Heady shivering theatre nibblets
  12/12/25
who is that
lascivious gunner
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Passionate therapy
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Passionate therapy
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
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  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
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  12/12/25
cr
orchid swashbuckling point fanboi
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Maroon goal in life
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Bull Headed Irradiated Home Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Soul-stirring friendly grandma corner
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Bull Headed Irradiated Home Fortuitous Meteor
  12/12/25
...
orchid swashbuckling point fanboi
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
vigorous range karate
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Adulterous son of senegal trump supporter
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lemon concupiscible hall macaca

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Thriller dilemma circlehead

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring friendly grandma corner

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: orchid swashbuckling point fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Maroon goal in life

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Wonderful drab church

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: orchid swashbuckling point fanboi

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Passionate therapy

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Zippy beady-eyed multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: transparent nowag affirmative action

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bipolar corn cake

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Jade vivacious principal's office

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Thriller dilemma circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: lemon concupiscible hall macaca

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: ruby trip faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Demanding flickering market

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: titillating at-the-ready casino scourge upon the earth

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: transparent nowag affirmative action

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Razzle step-uncle's house stock car

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Heady shivering theatre nibblets

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: transparent nowag affirmative action

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzle step-uncle's house stock car

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: lascivious gunner

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Heady shivering theatre nibblets

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: lascivious gunner

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Passionate therapy

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Passionate therapy

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: avocado fat ankles

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: azure travel guidebook factory reset button

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: orchid swashbuckling point fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Maroon goal in life

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bull Headed Irradiated Home Fortuitous Meteor

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring friendly grandma corner

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Irradiated Home Fortuitous Meteor

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: orchid swashbuckling point fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: vigorous range karate

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Adulterous son of senegal trump supporter

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: seedy mauve bbw

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506164)