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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
azure new version
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
azure new version
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
ivory fluffy mental disorder
  12/14/25
the poasters
azure new version
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
cheese-eating rigpig
  12/13/25
...
Supple Pistol Selfie
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
Diverse cocky principal's office
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
frum national security agency
  12/12/25
which ones
azure new version
  12/12/25
...
khaki federal nibblets
  12/12/25
tp
bat-shit-crazy wonderful hell internal respiration
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
Alcoholic chestnut ceo mediation
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
Appetizing Cerise Business Firm Hairy Legs
  12/13/25
...
outnumbered know-it-all boiling water
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
crawly fragrant codepig
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
Balding Stage Fanboi
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
Ocher native goal in life
  12/12/25
...
Lascivious primrose trust fund
  12/13/25
...
cheese-eating rigpig
  12/13/25
...
azure new version
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
spruce hissy fit
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
Aggressive indigo mood
  12/13/25
?
comical spot
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
comical spot
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
Floppy Knife
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
azure new version
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
Electric Black Woman
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
Aggressive indigo mood
  12/13/25
...
pea-brained glittery whorehouse
  12/13/25
...
lake razzle alpha corner
  12/13/25
...
Effete menage
  12/13/25
...
ivory fluffy mental disorder
  12/14/25
...
provocative lodge
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
Balding Stage Fanboi
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
well-lubricated dopamine
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
azure new version
  12/13/25
ty
well-lubricated dopamine
  12/14/25
...
azure new version
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
bateful tanning salon crotch
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
provocative lodge
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
outnumbered know-it-all boiling water
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
azure new version
  12/14/25
poerkan
Supple Pistol Selfie
  12/14/25
...
well-lubricated dopamine
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
azure new version
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
Supple Pistol Selfie
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: azure new version

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: azure new version

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: ivory fluffy mental disorder

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: azure new version
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating rigpig

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Supple Pistol Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Diverse cocky principal's office

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: frum national security agency

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: azure new version

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: khaki federal nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wonderful hell internal respiration

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Alcoholic chestnut ceo mediation

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Cerise Business Firm Hairy Legs

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: outnumbered know-it-all boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: crawly fragrant codepig

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Balding Stage Fanboi

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Ocher native goal in life

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Lascivious primrose trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: azure new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: spruce hissy fit

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Aggressive indigo mood

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: comical spot

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: comical spot

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Floppy Knife

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: azure new version

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Electric Black Woman

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Aggressive indigo mood

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: pea-brained glittery whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: lake razzle alpha corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Effete menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: ivory fluffy mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: provocative lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Balding Stage Fanboi

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated dopamine

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: azure new version

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated dopamine

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: azure new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: bateful tanning salon crotch

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: provocative lodge

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: outnumbered know-it-all boiling water

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: azure new version

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Supple Pistol Selfie

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: azure new version

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Supple Pistol Selfie

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49510939)