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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Vigorous Puce Kitchen
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
citrine space
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
citrine space
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Vigorous Puce Kitchen
  01/05/26
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Vigorous Puce Kitchen
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Vigorous Puce Kitchen
  01/06/26
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titillating wagecucks
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Hateful Sadistic Half-breed
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Pungent balding quadroon center
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
irradiated slimy prole site
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
tan garrison legend
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/06/26
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Impertinent liquid oxygen
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
irradiated slimy prole site
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
tan garrison legend
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
tan garrison legend
  01/06/26
Lmao
Vigorous Puce Kitchen
  01/06/26
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startled really tough guy market
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
lascivious ticket booth
  01/06/26
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citrine space
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Kitchen

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: citrine space

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: citrine space

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Kitchen

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Kitchen

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: titillating wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Hateful Sadistic Half-breed

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Pungent balding quadroon center

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: irradiated slimy prole site

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: tan garrison legend

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Impertinent liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: irradiated slimy prole site

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: tan garrison legend

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Mauve know-it-all business firm hissy fit

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: tan garrison legend

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Puce Kitchen

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: startled really tough guy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: citrine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#49566761)