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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
histrionic yarmulke shitlib
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
histrionic yarmulke shitlib
  08/14/26
No you
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
heady clear set
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Mischievous appetizing trailer park
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
hyperventilating claret mexican
  08/14/26
...
histrionic yarmulke shitlib
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Drunken sound barrier church
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
...
histrionic yarmulke shitlib
  08/14/26
...
khaki dilemma cumskin
  08/14/26
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copper medicated circlehead resort
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Demanding rehab
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Demanding rehab
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Demanding rehab
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Violet talented prole legend
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Marvelous knife skinny woman
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
😲
Marvelous knife skinny woman
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Marvelous knife skinny woman
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
histrionic yarmulke shitlib
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
Ghastly
talking windowlicker step-uncle's house
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
house-broken razzle house
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Concupiscible office
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Stirring useless brakes forum
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Supple Vermilion Son Of Senegal
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Supple Vermilion Son Of Senegal
  08/15/26
...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
Cobalt startling theater stage
  08/15/26
Factual
Big gold hospital
  08/15/26
...
histrionic yarmulke shitlib
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Crusty Turdskin
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
Big gold hospital
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Crusty Turdskin
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke shitlib

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke shitlib

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: heady clear set

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Mischievous appetizing trailer park

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating claret mexican

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Drunken sound barrier church

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: khaki dilemma cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: copper medicated circlehead resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Demanding rehab

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Demanding rehab

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Demanding rehab

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Violet talented prole legend

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Marvelous knife skinny woman

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Marvelous knife skinny woman

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Marvelous knife skinny woman

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke shitlib

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: talking windowlicker step-uncle's house

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: house-broken razzle house

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible office

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Stirring useless brakes forum

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Supple Vermilion Son Of Senegal

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Supple Vermilion Son Of Senegal

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Crusty Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Cobalt startling theater stage

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Big gold hospital

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: histrionic yarmulke shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Big gold hospital

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Crusty Turdskin

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310864#50070112)