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Mike Tyson's best quotes read like compendium of philosophy:
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: .,.,.,....., - Man is not meant to be humble, he's meant to be humbled
- I try to catch [other boxers] on the tip of the nose, because i try to push the bone into the brain
- I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating
- They called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse
- A man that is a friend to everyone is an enemy to himself
- I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse
- I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's no-one can stop me. Lennox is a conqueror? No. I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston. I'm Jack Dempsey, there's no one like me - I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah
- One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.
- But I don't feel the urge to steal anymore. I don't need to, I'm established. God, I hate that word, established. People who call themselves established -- put them on these streets for five minutes, let's see how established they are. There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores there in the morning. What memories. Good memories. Beautiful memories. I was happier then. I had pure fun here. Every day I was living on the edge. I was wild and free. I love coming back. Do you understand?
- Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters
- I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:43 PM Author: Infantile Retard, the poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342228) |
Date: November 15th, 2024 8:48 AM Author: .,.,.,....., - I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340399) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:53 AM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340412) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:49 AM Author: .,.,.,....., - At one point, I thought life was about acquiring things. But as I get older, life is totally about losing everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340401) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340406) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: Live Free or Die. move over marcus aurelius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48341324) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: butt cheeks (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340404) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 8:56 AM Author: .,.,.,....., https://x.com/MikeTyson/status/1494869448192237569 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340425) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:00 AM Author: .,.,.,....., - I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there. He was so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340436) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:01 AM Author: butt cheeks (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340437) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: propecia mathematica (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340495) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:02 AM Author: .,.,.,....., - It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340439) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies Ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340442) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: smirk - Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent. Do you know what I do sometimes? Put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters
this is boom level of genius |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:18 AM Author: .,.,.,....., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340466) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:32 AM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340502) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:18 AM Author: Tulsi “There's Lincoln Terrace Park. We'd see dead whores there in the morning. What memories. Good memories. Beautiful memories. I was happier then. I had pure fun here. Every day I was living on the edge. I was wild and free. I love coming back. Do you understand?”
I think I understand, Mike |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:21 AM Author: .,.,.,....., Men living in civilization are like people carrying around 100 lbs of delicate china while forbidden to acknowledge what they are doing, or men walking around with nooses tied to a boulder ten feet away, constantly jerking their necks
and for ten thousand years our smartest humans havent found the words to describe this, but someone like Mike just says it |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:32 AM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340501) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: Sean South of Garryowen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342285) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:54 PM Author: Cocksucker69699 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342296) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:55 PM Author: Infantile Retard, the poaster he's a legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342304) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 9:31 AM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340500) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:07 AM Author: Kenneth Play Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340604) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:58 PM Author: maine is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342325) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:20 AM Author: .,.,.,....., https://x.com/InternetH0F/status/1857332752137265313 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340661) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 10:22 AM Author: wangfei "There’s a fundamental difference between me and Jake. He’s a manufactured killer. Television and the papers made him a killer, he’s manufactured. I’m a natural-born killer. That’s the difference.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48340669) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: The Kobe Bryant School of Rotary Wing Aviation (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48341294) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:55 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, philosophy as praxis:
this.
https://x.com/smubpublius/status/1857465852767121556 |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:35 PM Author: life is fundamentally meaningless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342205) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:41 PM Author: Pajeert Wilders Any comments about Jews? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342215) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:54 PM Author: Cocksucker69699 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342298) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 7:25 PM Author: .,.,.,....., million comments about ((lawyers))
mostly philosophical about how he was abused, molested and robbed by ((lawyers)) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 7:48 PM Author: Pajeert Wilders But nothing about Jews. The man knows what butters his bread. There is a reason why he is still in the limelight.
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:43 PM Author: Cocksucker69699 thread is missing his best quote ever:
"i'll fuck you til you love me, faggot!" |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:55 PM Author: Infantile Retard, the poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342305) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:58 PM Author: barnabyjones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342324) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: Pajeert Wilders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342352) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 3:57 PM Author: Post nut horror My favorite Tyson interview. The "Fuck you" at the end kills me every time
https://youtu.be/OOhdx1TLutw?si=GklnFruqbudd7Ktu |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: barnabyjones the charisma of that man is off the charts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48342432) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 2:09 AM Author: Advantage Player If they don't have that extreme addict personality, you can never understand how a guy can blow 300 or 400 million dollars. If I have to live at the top of the world, I also have to live at the bottom of the ocean. I don't know how to live in the middle of life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634661&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#48344392) |