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Hypo: Receive $300M if you can spend $30M in one month

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so you have to spend 30M in consumable goods and services in...
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Great movie idea! Kevin Hart would be perfect for this.
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Owen Wilson playing Gene Wilder's role?
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this is retarded. buy $30 million of anything and just throw...
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(fighting the hypo)
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then I actually don't know how I would do it you basically ...
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“That bill shall know no limits.”
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I actually love my family and don't need OF whores.
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This was like 15 years ago
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Brewster's what now?
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Date: December 7th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den

If you decline the hypo you get $1M stipulation-free.

Additional rules:

- You cannot tell anyone about the challenge

- At the end of the month, you cannot own any assets that are not already yours

- You cannot give any of it way

If you fail to spend the money you forfeit the remainder and get nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49492733)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493470)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: racy alcoholic ladyboy

so you have to spend 30M in consumable goods and services in a month?

probably easiest way would be to sign up for some saas services. they'll easily let you bill 30M in a month without asking questions. aws or some ai shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493492)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Drunken Azure Hominid

Great movie idea! Kevin Hart would be perfect for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493497)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 6:05 AM
Author: Irate Sound Barrier Principal's Office

Owen Wilson playing Gene Wilder's role?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495901)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: blue bipolar hall

this is retarded. buy $30 million of anything and just throw it away. buy lottery tickets until you run out of money. are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493537)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den

You can't willfully damage or destroy any intrinsically valuable items you buy. If you want you may donate 5% to charity and lose 5% more by gambling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493564)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: blue bipolar hall

i'm not damaging or destroying anything, i'm just giving up possession of it without giving it away to another person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493566)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den

(fighting the hypo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493567)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: heady infuriating gas station

then I actually don't know how I would do it

you basically have to spend a MILLION DOLLARS a DAY without destroying anything or owning anything you have spent any of the money on

even just running a private jet around the clock and circling the world once a day would not use anywhere close to enough money, AND arguably just keeping a jet in the air for its own sake would be "wilfully destroying" something

I'm out. I generally find a way to accept your 180 hypotheticals, but on this one want the million for declining the hypothetical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493573)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495424)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

buy a dozen Picassos and use them for firewood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493727)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: fighting toaster

easy just hire a biglaw firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493578)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: fighting toaster

“That bill shall know no limits.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493582)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493588)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: heady infuriating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493591)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494252)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Submissive brindle crackhouse



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: violet thriller laser beams parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499281)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: mint therapy genital piercing

That’s approximately 200 lawyers billing 40 hours/week. What would you have them do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493910)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling gunner sneaky criminal

A Federal, 50 state, and International survey on how 9.7 interacts with 5.2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494208)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494251)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494279)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: fighting toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494395)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Rose Station Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494411)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: bright range useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494468)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: heady infuriating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494478)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Provocative menage generalized bond



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: mint therapy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496025)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mint therapy genital piercing

“If I find one fucking typo…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496031)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496130)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: violet thriller laser beams parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499287)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499757)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling gunner sneaky criminal

Rodge Cohen personally reviewing ever single line item of law and checking formatting of the entire 264 page chart at $5K per hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49500969)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base

One weird trick!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49500971)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: violet thriller laser beams parlour

</hypo>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499282)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499284)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Maroon Abusive Codepig Rehab

Probably get shit for myself and my kids but if I run out I’ll probably just improve all the houses in my neighborhood to increase the property value. Make gates to keep minorities and Hasidics out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493590)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: fragrant garnet trailer park philosopher-king

This would be incredibly easy. Charter A380s to fly your friends and family around the world 24/7 for the month, rent the most expensive real estate possible in 20-30 places on 1 month contracts, charter a fleet of megayachts (some go for over 3mm/week), spend on boozing, meals for huge groups, etc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493722)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: vivacious gay degenerate

CR, a better challenge would be to see if you could get the ConciergeKey at AA in just 1 month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493736)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: fragrant garnet trailer park philosopher-king

ConciergeKey and the like are based on spend, specifically on the airline's own metal. Just buy a bunch of the most absurdly priced flex tickets and once you've run up 50k+ that month call in and tell them you want CK, seems like it'd be pretty easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493749)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake

EVERY meal gets gold flakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493789)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: fragrant garnet trailer park philosopher-king

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493800)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake

Man you haven't lived until you've eaten A5 wagyu wrapped in gold foil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493814)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza regret

apparently hes also an insufferable egotistical shithead whom everyone now fucking hates (even for a Turk)

he’s probably poorer than he was when he started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494292)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: bright range useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494471)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

it was quaint how in the 1980s this seemed even remotely difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493739)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Cream underhanded temple

Why do fat Canadian comedians get struck down in the prime of their life, but disco fries somehow keeps going even in a state of terminal decline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493751)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake

This is easy.

Just buy some insanely expensive bottles of champagne/wine and charter a 747 to take you around the world to obtain. Spend the entire month in the sky boozing and cruising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493748)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: vivacious gay degenerate

Also, fill the plane with OnlyFans whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493752)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake

I actually love my family and don't need OF whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493767)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: big institution mad cow disease

scrolled down way too long to find this correct and MFCR response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494274)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: violet thriller laser beams parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499291)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

or you could just buy $30M worth of rare stamps and mail them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493753)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: blue bipolar hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493756)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493760)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: fighting toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493773)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: heady infuriating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493811)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: vivacious gay degenerate

Not as easy as it once was, philatelists are in STEEP decline and most stamps are valueless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493946)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: hyperactive jade corner

(Guy who has never heard of a forever stamp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495641)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

AI Overview

The rare stamp market in the U.S. is a significant part of the larger global philatelic market (valued around $3.75-$8.5 billion globally), with the United States accounting for a substantial share, potentially over 35% of the rare stamp market, driven by a strong collector base, major auction houses, and a robust online trading presence. While precise total market size figures for just rare stamps in the U.S. are elusive, reports highlight the U.S. as a dominant region, with over 12 million collectors and significant trading volume.

Key Figures & Statistics (Global Context):

Global Market: The overall stamp collecting market is projected to reach $5.68 billion by 2032, up from $3.75 billion in 2025.

U.S. Share: North America (including the U.S.) is a leading region, with the U.S. alone having a significant portion of the world's collectors.

U.S. Collectors: Around 12 million Americans collect stamps, with many participating in online auctions which make up a large chunk of global trading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496123)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

also you could buy $30M worth of rare currency and spend it all on regular consumption shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496127)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: mint therapy genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496028)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: violet thriller laser beams parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499293)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: fragrant garnet trailer park philosopher-king

I was in DA CLUB one night when some Paki and (I think a Malaysian) were competing to see who could spend more on champagne to impress Paris Hilton. Obv she didn't care because it was a jeet and a NOWAG but I think both of them spent in excess of 2mm on their bar tabs for the eve. You could just do that every other night for a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493777)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake

Who the fuck would want to impress Paris Hilton? Isn't she close to 50 now?

Oh right, jeets and NOWAGs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493805)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: heady infuriating gas station

nyuug retweets every one of her posts, not flame

that’s all he tweets: deranged posts about solana that nobody reads, and Paris Hilton retweets. nothing else. it’s an archetypal deranged nowag twitter account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493819)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: fragrant garnet trailer park philosopher-king

This was like 15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493822)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza regret

their parents should be shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494303)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Contagious Pea-brained School Selfie

lol i remember this being in the papers in nyc. the malaysian guy turned out to be jho lho, who stole $4.5 billion from the Malaysian government through issuance of fraudulent bonds with the help of the PM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496041)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Sexy dragon crotch

but where will i get $30 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493779)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

from your shitbag nigger fucking uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493793)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pearly center cuckoldry

Go to a casino and bet 30m. If you win bet the total winnings until you zero out. Then collect your 300m cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493903)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: chrome idiot locus

I was about to poast the same thing. If you bet on a single number at the roulette wheel, you could run out of money very fast. The only possible issue is that I don't know if it would raise eyeballs at the casino if you tried to bet $30M worth of chips on a single spin. Even then, that would be easy to get around. Bet a couple hundred thousand per day on a single number at several different casinos on the strip. You would go through $30M in no time. As an added bonus, you would probably get comped the nicest suite in several hotels, and you could burn tons of money on partying and whores when you aren't deliberately losing at roulette.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49493974)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: mint therapy genital piercing

KINGMIDASBIGWILLIEPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494191)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Pearly center cuckoldry

A less hedonistic approach would be to give a bunch to your favorite animal charities and then hedonistically blow the rest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494249)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: violent bawdyhouse

Two chicks at the same time, every day, for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494177)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: big institution mad cow disease

i did that for about a six month stretch in 2022 -- cost about 75k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494280)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Adventurous Rose Station Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494312)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495599)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Chartreuse Liquid Oxygen Reading Party

same time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496018)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Copper rigpig base

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496131)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned twinkling gunner sneaky criminal

You could yeet all of that on short-dated out of the money call options no problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494220)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base

Take every single Autoadmit poaster and all their alts to Disneyland every day for a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494257)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Stimulating plaza regret

you couldn’t even afford us RSF alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494307)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494314)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: big institution mad cow disease

this would be incredibly easy for a spendthrift turbogoy like myself

I would literally trick it off on renting a mansion or yacht or shutting down disneyland for a week or two and have line it up with all the porn star hookers and celebs I can manage-- would probably set me back more than 30 mil though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494265)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base

shutting down disneyland for a week or two and have line it up with all the porn star hookers and celebs I can manage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494319)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: big institution mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494416)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Zippy cerebral church building main people

Does it count as “giving it away” if you eg treat a group of friends to dinner at a high end restaurant or pay for bottle service at a club? I’m assuming I can’t just find 100 hookers who charge 10k per overnight and have a 100 hooker reverse gang bang of myself every night for a month.

I’m going to buy luxury boxes at the most in demand sporting events and pay for the highest end private planes with maxed out flight crew to attend (or charter yachts if that will cost more and work in terms of timing/logistics), pay for every food/beverage/hospitality upgrade and still go out to a dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town and order the entire menu and 10 bottles of wine and treat every dish and wine bottle as a sample. And/or I would throw parties and book the most expensive available lineup of performers for them, eg a Beyonce/Taylor Swift concert with Dave Chapelle, Chris Rock, Louis CK and Shane Gillis all opening. I would encourage all of them to include insanely expensive and obnoxious dressing room requirements to pump their prices up. I would also buy the most expensive luxury cars and hire people to crash them and/or pour sugar in their gas tanks until they were totaled. Actually to expand on that I’d just buy a $30M yacht and ram it into an iceberg until it sunk and do it somewhere where it would not be salvageable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494338)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499277)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499374)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

obviously you haven't seen brewster's millions. that's literally how he blows through his last $30K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499285)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Shimmering Cruel-hearted Brunch Ape

I can't even begin to put into words how great these starters were: the Pina Yokohama, which resembled a margarita, was one of the best cocktails I've ever tasted and is very unique but balanced. The Soukai Strawberry, with its pretty ombre pinks and reds, is a bit mild and not overly sweet or fruity so perfect for those not wanting a sugary overload. But let's talk about the mussels. First of all, Karma KILLS the presentation game. Holy shit, their plating is pure art! Second, these mussels are the best mussels I've ever had in my entire life! My dining partner and I were having an orgasmic experience eating these and I have thought about these mussels every day since.

Although the entire Karma menu is delectable with champagne sauces, caviar, truffle salts and shavings, gold leaf, etc. and is begging to be devoured; we knew that this meant we had to leave my birthday dinner in the hands of Chef James. We decided to order the Light Omakase Set ($65 a person but discounted on Sundays to $50! Score!). This includes: Spicy Wakame Salad, six pieces of sashimi (chef's choice of daily fish, two pieces each), five pieces of sushi (five chef's choices of fish, one piece each), blue crab handroll or spicy bluefin tuna handroll (we each chose the blue crab) and mocha ice cream (vanilla, strawberry or green tea - we each chose vanilla).

Although I can't remember the fish types I consumed...holy hell, it was another orgasm! The Spicy Wakame Salad was striking in presentation and the best seaweed salad ever with a perfect ratio of acid to spice. The six piece sashimi was served on ice in a circular bowl with flowers, caviar, special salts and a twig decoration motif. It is the most beautiful sashimi plating my retinas have ever seen and equally heavenly in flavor. The fish at Karma is buttery tender and of AAAAAAA quality (Alex said the fish is flown in from Japan!). The five piece sushi was also just a whirlwind of museum-quality plating and the best sushi you'll ever eat. Honestly, there is no reason for me to try to put it into words because it won't do Karma justice.

Instead of the Mochi, Karma hooked me up with a slice of cheesecake with fresh cream and strawberries on a slate board complete with a firecracker sparkler while the ENTIRE STAFF SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY! This was no dinky candle! If that wasn't enough the bartender (didn't catch her name) gave us free birthday shots of my choice (tequila)!

Listen, stop reading this review and RUN to Karma. The ambiance, food, drinks and customer service are primo. I promise you that Karma is a hot up and comer in the LA food scene. You need to check it out NOW! Karma IS the #1 place for upscale sushi and I'm going to tell everyone who will listen about this establishment. There aren't enough praise-worthy terms in the Webster's Dictionary to describe Karma. Mark my words... Karma is going to take over LA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494349)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: heady infuriating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494480)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: chrome idiot locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494771)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Adventurous Rose Station Circlehead

I would buy enough SSL certs to keep zozo running for another 20 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494426)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base

18000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495602)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495677)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496132)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: medicated nubile lay tattoo

does generous tipping after a lavish meal count as "giving it away"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494436)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: red vibrant tank corn cake

Now that's what I call a hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49494470)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Copper rigpig base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495594)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Sapphire nibblets nursing home

I’d buy a bunch of luxury box seats for sporting events around the world.

TV advertising for my law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495603)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sapphire nibblets nursing home

You could just buy houses easily. Like two big houses in SF or LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495606)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: chrome idiot locus

OP said, "you cannot own any assets that are not already yours" at the end of the month, so buying up houses will not satisfy the hypo. Plus it would be hard to find a house that costs exactly $30M (because I believe you are required to spend all of it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495678)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Irradiated filthy round eye

you seem Chinese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49496115)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Exciting chad

That was a great movie. Brewster’s Millions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495608)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den

Brewster's what now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495628)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 5:16 AM
Author: Stimulating plaza regret

oh here we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495876)



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Date: December 9th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Irate Sound Barrier Principal's Office

"None of the Above"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49495903)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499440)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Flickering godawful candlestick maker sanctuary

in modern update from the 80s movie, Brewster today risks losing it all when he accidentally earns 3000 Bonvoy points or 1% credit card cash back buying a sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49499770)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49501060)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: stirring bearded jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49501153)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Mahogany exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49501162)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring juggernaut factory reset button

You take the $30m and buy a very, very, very small business. Legit just go buy a local one-man HVAC repair company. Basically make a nice local guy the richest dude in town (until you get the $300m.) Then shut down the company and liquidate any assets it had (which may only be a truck and some tools.)

Unless of course I am totally misunderstanding the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49501008)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 11:58 PM
Author: crusty fuchsia resort legend

proudboys $30m richer

antifa $30m deader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807710&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880",#49501161)