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complete psycho “ It’s been 19 days and 20 hr...
FUCK LIBS
  12/30/25
"Of course, I didn't pick her up at the airport because...
Louis Poasteur
  12/30/25
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FUCK LIBS
  12/30/25
serial killer shit
disorganized thought patterns
  12/30/25
cannibal type
FUCK LIBS
  12/30/25
I think I felt like this around age 19, like a very intense ...
fully online and responsive
  12/30/25
you don’t want to know how your molecules 7.9 integrat...
FUCK LIBS
  12/30/25
much like being the president, the people who *want* to live...
cant believe this moniker wasnt taken
  12/30/25
Hopefully her stinky axe wound gives him bacteria that under...
'"'''"'''""""
  12/30/25
This is shtick from him and it suuuucks
Ban Christopher Spinelli from this forum
  12/30/25
who gave zurich bryan johnson's twitter account password
As far as they will go but even farther
  12/30/25
wow
FUCK LIBS
  12/30/25


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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

complete psycho

“ It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed.

The time apart has been costly.  My body’s electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve’s 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard.  There are other signals of distress.

My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes.  A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship.

My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated.

Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination.

She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise.

In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust.  I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me.

The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin’s receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want.

Kate’s been mulling over what she’ll wear for days.  She’s considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too.

She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate.

I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction.  Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. The brain piles on with a release of endorphins to soothe the psychological pain of our separation. New powers are now in control. Let them run in glory.

I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence.

She relents and wants to dance. She’s home.

I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility.

I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate’s blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall.

The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn’t exist. We dissolve into raw existence.”

https://x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2005818857597157466

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549774)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

"Of course, I didn't pick her up at the airport because there is a 0.0001% chance of a car accident that might shorten my life and she can take a cab"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549792)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: disorganized thought patterns

serial killer shit

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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

cannibal type

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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

I think I felt like this around age 19, like a very intense desire to be with someone 24/7 and felt withdrawals when she wasnt around but I don't wanna read all that so not sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549804)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

you don’t want to know how your molecules 7.9 integrated with cells 8.3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549899)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: cant believe this moniker wasnt taken

much like being the president, the people who *want* to live forever are the last people who should ever be allowed to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549909)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: '"'''"'''""""

Hopefully her stinky axe wound gives him bacteria that undermines his immune system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549910)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Ban Christopher Spinelli from this forum

This is shtick from him and it suuuucks

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Date: December 30th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (🧐)

who gave zurich bryan johnson's twitter account password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549915)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: FUCK LIBS (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815455&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49549945)