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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Self-centered nighttime public bath filthpig
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Hot razzle trailer park
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
mildly autistic police squad main people
  12/12/25
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Talented Costumed Home Gunner
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
scarlet out-of-control garrison candlestick maker
  12/12/25
easy
curious aqua mad cow disease
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Talented Costumed Home Gunner
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
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  12/12/25
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Ungodly supple marketing idea
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
aphrodisiac fluffy cuck
  12/12/25
...
Transparent laughsome shitlib pocket flask
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Contagious blathering fortuitous meteor space
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
adulterous learning disabled boltzmann circlehead
  12/12/25
...
Hot razzle trailer park
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Self-centered nighttime public bath filthpig
  12/12/25
...
Zombie-like Poppy Rehab
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Brilliant point half-breed
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Odious parlor
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
aphrodisiac fluffy cuck
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
crystalline misunderstood internal respiration hell
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Sienna Twisted Yarmulke
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
aphrodisiac fluffy cuck
  12/12/25
tp.
crystalline misunderstood internal respiration hell
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Heady set messiness
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Sienna Twisted Yarmulke
  12/12/25
who is that
Heady set messiness
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Bisexual khaki site potus
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Bisexual khaki site potus
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Razzmatazz generalized bond sandwich
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Sepia gas station mediation
  12/12/25
cr
Talented Costumed Home Gunner
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
scarlet out-of-control garrison candlestick maker
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
chestnut french chef
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
mildly autistic police squad main people
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
chestnut french chef
  12/12/25
...
Talented Costumed Home Gunner
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
clear exciting liquid oxygen genital piercing
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
insanely creepy theater mental disorder
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
ultramarine foreskin dingle berry
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Self-centered nighttime public bath filthpig

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Hot razzle trailer park

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic police squad main people

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Talented Costumed Home Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: scarlet out-of-control garrison candlestick maker

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: curious aqua mad cow disease

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Talented Costumed Home Gunner

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bisexual khaki site potus

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Ungodly supple marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fluffy cuck

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Transparent laughsome shitlib pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Contagious blathering fortuitous meteor space

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: adulterous learning disabled boltzmann circlehead

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Hot razzle trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Self-centered nighttime public bath filthpig

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like Poppy Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Brilliant point half-breed

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Odious parlor

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fluffy cuck

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: crystalline misunderstood internal respiration hell

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Sienna Twisted Yarmulke

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fluffy cuck

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: crystalline misunderstood internal respiration hell

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Heady set messiness

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Sienna Twisted Yarmulke

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Heady set messiness

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Bisexual khaki site potus

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Bisexual khaki site potus

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz generalized bond sandwich

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Sepia gas station mediation

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Talented Costumed Home Gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: scarlet out-of-control garrison candlestick maker

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: chestnut french chef

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic police squad main people

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: chestnut french chef

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Talented Costumed Home Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: clear exciting liquid oxygen genital piercing

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: insanely creepy theater mental disorder

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: ultramarine foreskin dingle berry

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506164)