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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
confused dog poop degenerate
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pungent irradiated institution
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shaky forum police squad
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Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Chestnut parlor
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
sickened underhanded stead mother
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Chestnut parlor
  10/24/14
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Chestnut parlor
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Chestnut parlor
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
startling out-of-control site faggotry
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Chestnut parlor
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Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
startling out-of-control site faggotry
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not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Chestnut parlor
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
startling out-of-control site faggotry
  10/25/14
yea, yep
sickened underhanded stead mother
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Gold Racy Field Candlestick Maker
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
startling out-of-control site faggotry
  10/25/14
180
Swashbuckling unholy theater stage pocket flask
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Chestnut parlor
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
startling out-of-control site faggotry
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Chestnut parlor
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Swashbuckling unholy theater stage pocket flask
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
maize mind-boggling abode
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
startling out-of-control site faggotry
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
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  11/14/14
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
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LOL
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He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
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MOVER AND SHAKER
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Still love this thread
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OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: confused dog poop degenerate

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: aqua judgmental psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: pungent irradiated institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: shaky forum police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: sickened underhanded stead mother

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Chestnut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: startling out-of-control site faggotry

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: startling out-of-control site faggotry

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: startling out-of-control site faggotry

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: sickened underhanded stead mother

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Gold Racy Field Candlestick Maker

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: startling out-of-control site faggotry

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling unholy theater stage pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: startling out-of-control site faggotry

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Chestnut parlor

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling unholy theater stage pocket flask

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: maize mind-boggling abode

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: startling out-of-control site faggotry

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: sooty unhinged market scourge upon the earth

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Chestnut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: crimson brunch personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Sapphire adventurous round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Abusive provocative lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: dull odious useless brakes coldplay fan

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Abusive provocative lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Sapphire adventurous round eye

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Black dashing point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearly Chapel Double Fault

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Boyish Ratface

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: excitant toilet seat fortuitous meteor

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Chestnut parlor

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Rusted disrespectful range sex offender

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: glittery hilarious telephone theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: blathering sable tanning salon jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Chestnut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: excitant toilet seat fortuitous meteor

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: motley yapping orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Chestnut parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Indecent wine nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: glittery hilarious telephone theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49313869)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: glittery hilarious telephone theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49331937)