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Could you average 2 pts a game in the NBA playing 3 quarters?

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as an...
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoo...
wild feces area
  11/24/25
No
Comical locale voyeur
  11/24/25
What about the WNBA?
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spac...
ungodly swashbuckling masturbator sneaky criminal
  11/24/25
Okay Christian.
Comical locale voyeur
  11/24/25
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exhilarant house mad cow disease
  11/25/25
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Talented pit legal warrant
  11/25/25
I'm Indian
exhilarant house mad cow disease
  11/24/25
dot or feather
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
What do you think? I'm on here
exhilarant house mad cow disease
  11/24/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
I'm 5'7, not 7'5
exhilarant house mad cow disease
  11/24/25
no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to ave...
Dull Zombie-like Foreskin Lay
  11/24/25
I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and h...
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per...
Dull Zombie-like Foreskin Lay
  11/24/25
thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. th...
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
fair, poor rc on my part.
Dull Zombie-like Foreskin Lay
  11/24/25
If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no resp...
Black wonderful ape church
  11/25/25
Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years
wild feces area
  11/24/25
yes
Laughsome Fuchsia Tanning Salon
  11/24/25
of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally mi...
Carnelian unhinged principal's office shitlib
  11/24/25
I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if y...
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
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Mind-boggling brass prole
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curious sinister cruise ship
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Fishy Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter
  11/25/25
cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off
Exciting menage potus
  11/24/25
I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts fo...
azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/24/25
(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)
Exciting menage potus
  11/24/25
more like cooper fagg
House-broken Sable Affirmative Action Ladyboy
  11/24/25
I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit ....
French space immigrant
  11/24/25
Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer...
mischievous dashing shrine famous landscape painting
  11/24/25
cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passe...
wild feces area
  11/24/25
yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers
Chestnut center legend
  11/24/25
"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much...
Mind-boggling brass prole
  11/24/25
Depends. Can I play completely nude?
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  11/24/25
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buff address laser beams
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Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck ...
Appetizing codepig crotch
  11/24/25
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orange cowardly generalized bond
  11/25/25
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azure hairraiser chapel becky
  11/25/25
CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whet...
Jet-lagged Fear-inspiring Nursing Home Psychic
  11/25/25
thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white,...
Carnelian unhinged principal's office shitlib
  11/25/25
They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you ...
burgundy useless temple karate
  11/25/25
Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shitti...
Jet-lagged Fear-inspiring Nursing Home Psychic
  11/25/25
Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging? The bette...
Vivacious brethren useless brakes
  11/25/25
The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where...
Jet-lagged Fear-inspiring Nursing Home Psychic
  11/25/25
6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high...
plum hall
  11/25/25
...
Exciting menage potus
  11/25/25
do I need to play defense? can I let the rest of the team...
Histrionic Flatulent Scourge Upon The Earth National
  11/25/25
can I shout nigger nonstop
greedy kitty cat giraffe
  11/25/25
how about 3 assists instead?
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  11/25/25


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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard.

I feel like I could easily average 2 ppg.

Cooper Flagg is average 16 ppg and he is only 18, I have two decades of experience on him.

Your abilities are the exact same they are right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457446)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: wild feces area

if wide open and no nigger dick in my face i could 100% shoot 15-20% from 3 imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457450)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Comical locale voyeur

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457456)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

What about the WNBA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457461)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ungodly swashbuckling masturbator sneaky criminal

I think the local 8-10 y/o Pee Wee Hoops league is more spaceporn’s cup of tea. Especially in the locker rooms 😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457475)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Comical locale voyeur

Okay Christian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457486)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: exhilarant house mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49459315)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Talented pit legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460448)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: exhilarant house mad cow disease

I'm Indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457459)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

dot or feather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457463)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: exhilarant house mad cow disease

What do you think? I'm on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457470)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satnam_Singh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457472)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: exhilarant house mad cow disease

I'm 5'7, not 7'5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457678)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Dull Zombie-like Foreskin Lay

no way. i could get 2 every other game, probably. but to average that? no way. you have no idea how good these guys are. they will swat your shit into the 4th row every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457477)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

I would only practice shots where I throw it in a huge and high arc. success rate would only be 20% but I'd get it off every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457483)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Dull Zombie-like Foreskin Lay

they are not giving a role player who shoots 20% 5 shots per game to do that clown stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457488)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

thats built into the hypo or hypos here would never work. they aren't giving any lawyers anywhere on earth even one shot ever but thats not fun for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457517)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Dull Zombie-like Foreskin Lay

fair, poor rc on my part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457549)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Black wonderful ape church

If the defense is sagging off just completely giving no respect and you can hit 40%+ wide open corner 3s, why wouldn't it be rational to give you the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460506)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: wild feces area

Guy describing Russell Westbrook last 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457553)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Fuchsia Tanning Salon

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457489)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Carnelian unhinged principal's office shitlib

of course. it would suck to have to pass or intentionally miss whenever you already have your two points for a game, but it’s not like the math is that complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457490)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

I meant "at least" 2 ppg. You can exceed that if you have some skills that you picked up from college ball or skadden or wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457518)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brass prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457997)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: curious sinister cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458311)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Fishy Really Tough Guy Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458932)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Exciting menage potus

cooper flagg is 6'9, you're not getting a shot off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457689)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky

I’ve got 20 years of experience on him which counts for something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457856)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Exciting menage potus

(guy doing 'old man tricks' at the ymca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457899)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: House-broken Sable Affirmative Action Ladyboy

more like cooper fagg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457870)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: French space immigrant

I’d be too busy taking batting practice so I can hit .200.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457869)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: mischievous dashing shrine famous landscape painting

Do I have to play defense? This is pretty easy if the answer is no. Just stay near the basket & wait for a cross-court pass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457922)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: wild feces area

cr if youre on Denver Jokic is throwing you 3-5 outlet passes per half you can knock down one or get a layup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49457965)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Chestnut center legend

yes but obviously it would all be deep three pointers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458010)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling brass prole

"You will get the ball and are allowed to shoot as much as any other average shooting guard" is doing a lot of work here. IRL, your teammates would almost never pass to you.

With that feature, you should get about 18 field goal attempts per game. SGA led the league in FGA last year, with 21.8. 18 FGA per game would put you in 15th place, tied with Steph Curry.

You'd also average about 5 free throw attempts per game.

I would definitely, 100%, average more than 2 ppg if I can get a guaranteed 18 shots per game--not even counting foul shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458017)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: vigorous theater

Depends. Can I play completely nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458330)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: buff address laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460600)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Appetizing codepig crotch

Most (all) xo posters would just be left wide open to chuck up 3s since they’d connect at such a low rate it would be better for the defense to guard the 4 real nba players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458352)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: orange cowardly generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458402)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: azure hairraiser chapel becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458914)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Fear-inspiring Nursing Home Psychic

CR. Like Candy Ride says below, the better question is whether a team with one xoer could ever win a game.

I actually think if you're allowed to stack the rest of the team with superstars, you could, but man by mid-season the rest of the league would have devised some awesome strategies to exploit the dorky 6'2" slow white dude who sucks at literally everything.

EDIT: To be clear, this hypo requires removal of the "xo poaster gets the ball the same amount as an average shooting guard / has to put up 15 FGAs/game" stipulation, which would be absolutely terminal for a literal hand-picked Dream Team at the other 4 spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49459217)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Carnelian unhinged principal's office shitlib

thank you for the compliment of 6’2”. and white, i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49459271)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: burgundy useless temple karate

They would be playing 4-on-5 every night; I don't think you could put together a team good enough to win an NBA game doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460487)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Fear-inspiring Nursing Home Psychic

Maybe if it's the final third of the season where the shittiest teams are also actively trying to lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460750)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Vivacious brethren useless brakes

Has nobody in this thread heard of sandbagging?

The better question is whether your team could win 1 game out of 82.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49458419)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Fear-inspiring Nursing Home Psychic

The nice thing about the nba is this is the one league where i KNOW i can just pay somebody to guard me lax af until I awkwardly bank in a midrange shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49459184)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: plum hall

6'2 and 40%+ in-game shooter (60%+ doing reps) from the high school 3-line - the only way my old ass even scores a single point in the nba is if i'm actually able to get a shot up. that would only happen if one of my teammates broke down the defense and got me a wide open look. otherwise, ljl @ the thought that i wouldn't get my shot blocked 10/10 by nba level defenders. forget even driving the lane, i can't even get past high school kids anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49459268)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Exciting menage potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460919)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Histrionic Flatulent Scourge Upon The Earth National

do I need to play defense?

can I let the rest of the team play defense 4 on 5 and wait for the opportunity to score cherry picking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49459291)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: greedy kitty cat giraffe

can I shout nigger nonstop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460427)



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Date: November 25th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Supple pearly base

how about 3 assists instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5801994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49460651)