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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
Stirring Parlor Rigpig
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
Stirring Parlor Rigpig
  10/17/25
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Excitant Salmon Den
  10/17/25
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Walnut laughsome pit
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
Adventurous casino crotch
  10/17/25
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Diverse chad
  10/17/25
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Up-to-no-good stage
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
infuriating free-loading cuckoldry famous landscape painting
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
Adventurous casino crotch
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
Adventurous casino crotch
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
confused resort dysfunction
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
exhilarant flushed range
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Fragrant address wrinkle
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Fragrant address wrinkle
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
Chrome Digit Ratio
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Fragrant address wrinkle
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
irradiated principal's office
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Frisky Shrine Cuckold
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
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spruce arrogant gunner azn
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
Chrome Digit Ratio
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Excitant Salmon Den
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Glittery reading party
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Diverse chad
  10/17/25
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spruce arrogant gunner azn
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Excitant Salmon Den
  10/17/25
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Up-to-no-good stage
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comical tripping lodge
  10/18/25
lol
Costumed startling idea he suggested
  10/18/25
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Slate adulterous personal credit line
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
cordovan concupiscible stain
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
Diverse chad
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
cordovan concupiscible stain
  10/17/25
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Diverse chad
  10/17/25
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Walnut laughsome pit
  10/18/25
:(
histrionic soggy jap
  10/17/25
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Soul-stirring Geriatric Business Firm
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
nighttime razzle-dazzle church building
  10/18/25
...
self-centered bipolar parlour preventive strike
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
infuriating free-loading cuckoldry famous landscape painting
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
Violent Abusive Plaza
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Grizzly big indian lodge feces
  10/18/25
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Soul-stirring Geriatric Business Firm
  10/18/25
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Adventurous casino crotch
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Diverse chad
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
Violent Abusive Plaza
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
Adventurous casino crotch
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
aphrodisiac buck-toothed hunting ground orchestra pit
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Copper indirect expression
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Cyan boistinker point
  10/18/25
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confused resort dysfunction
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
cordovan concupiscible stain
  10/18/25
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Diverse chad
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Diverse chad

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Stirring Parlor Rigpig

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Diverse chad

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Stirring Parlor Rigpig

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Excitant Salmon Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Walnut laughsome pit



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Adventurous casino crotch

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Diverse chad



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good stage



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: infuriating free-loading cuckoldry famous landscape painting

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Adventurous casino crotch

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Adventurous casino crotch

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Diverse chad

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: confused resort dysfunction

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: exhilarant flushed range

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Fragrant address wrinkle

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Diverse chad

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Fragrant address wrinkle

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Chrome Digit Ratio

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Fragrant address wrinkle

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Diverse chad

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: irradiated principal's office

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Frisky Shrine Cuckold

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Diverse chad

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: spruce arrogant gunner azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Chrome Digit Ratio

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Excitant Salmon Den

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Glittery reading party

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Diverse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: spruce arrogant gunner azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Excitant Salmon Den

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: comical tripping lodge



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Costumed startling idea he suggested

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Slate adulterous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: cordovan concupiscible stain

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Diverse chad

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: cordovan concupiscible stain

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Diverse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Walnut laughsome pit



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: histrionic soggy jap

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric Business Firm



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: nighttime razzle-dazzle church building

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: self-centered bipolar parlour preventive strike



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: infuriating free-loading cuckoldry famous landscape painting

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Violent Abusive Plaza

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Grizzly big indian lodge feces

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Geriatric Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Adventurous casino crotch



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Diverse chad

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Violent Abusive Plaza

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Adventurous casino crotch

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buck-toothed hunting ground orchestra pit

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Copper indirect expression

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Cyan boistinker point

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: confused resort dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cordovan concupiscible stain

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Diverse chad



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