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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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boyish walnut kitty cat
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
vibrant sweet tailpipe filthpig
  08/28/25
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boyish walnut kitty cat
  08/28/25
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sooty laughsome roast beef
  08/28/25
that's it?
Marvelous liquid oxygen hunting ground
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
boyish walnut kitty cat
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Crusty Indian Lodge Associate
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Marvelous liquid oxygen hunting ground
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Concupiscible Halford
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Concupiscible Halford
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Concupiscible Halford
  09/12/25
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Concupiscible Halford
  10/28/25
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Concupiscible Halford
  11/27/25
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Concupiscible Halford
  12/11/25
Haha wow
mustard selfie
  08/28/25
Happy?
Sienna Headpube
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
mustard selfie
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
sooty laughsome roast beef
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
sooty laughsome roast beef
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Hyperventilating hideous area
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Stirring locus round eye
  08/28/25
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nofapping big laser beams striped hyena
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
know-it-all immigrant ticket booth
  08/29/25
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Saffron menage
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
carnelian contagious kitchen
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
cruel-hearted territorial alpha
  08/29/25
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nofapping big laser beams striped hyena
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
ivory mind-boggling digit ratio voyeur
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
cruel-hearted territorial alpha
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Concupiscible Halford
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
awkward native knife
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
mustard selfie
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
carnelian contagious kitchen
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Iridescent Garrison
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Provocative Amethyst Crotch
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
mustard selfie
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
sooty laughsome roast beef
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
cruel-hearted territorial alpha
  09/01/25
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charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
cruel-hearted territorial alpha
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Sienna Headpube
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
mustard selfie
  09/01/25
?
Concupiscible Halford
  09/12/25
?
Concupiscible Halford
  11/27/25
?
Concupiscible Halford
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
self-absorbed cumskin university
  09/01/25
Fuck you
mustard selfie
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Concupiscible Halford
  09/12/25
Yes
charismatic parlor cuckoldry
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Concupiscible Halford
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Concupiscible Halford
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
boyish walnut kitty cat
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: boyish walnut kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vibrant sweet tailpipe filthpig

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: boyish walnut kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: sooty laughsome roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Marvelous liquid oxygen hunting ground

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: boyish walnut kitty cat

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Crusty Indian Lodge Associate

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Marvelous liquid oxygen hunting ground

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: mustard selfie

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Sienna Headpube

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mustard selfie

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: sooty laughsome roast beef

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: sooty laughsome roast beef

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating hideous area

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Stirring locus round eye

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: nofapping big laser beams striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: know-it-all immigrant ticket booth

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Saffron menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: carnelian contagious kitchen

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: cruel-hearted territorial alpha

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: nofapping big laser beams striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: ivory mind-boggling digit ratio voyeur

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: cruel-hearted territorial alpha

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: awkward native knife

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mustard selfie

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: carnelian contagious kitchen

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Garrison

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Provocative Amethyst Crotch

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: mustard selfie

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: sooty laughsome roast beef

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted territorial alpha

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cruel-hearted territorial alpha

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Sienna Headpube

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: mustard selfie

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed cumskin university

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: mustard selfie

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: charismatic parlor cuckoldry

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible Halford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: boyish walnut kitty cat

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49259839)