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** MPM 2025 Finals And Seedings Thread **

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this ye...
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/12/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/14/25
agreed, richard deserves a spot
Godawful temple
  12/14/25
the poasters
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/12/25
Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.
fuchsia yarmulke
  12/13/25
...
naked galvanic potus faggotry
  12/14/25
I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "...
Heady Light Native
  12/16/25
at least 35+ of these are one guy
Slap-happy Citrine Generalized Bond
  12/12/25
which ones
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/12/25
...
marvelous theater stage
  12/12/25
tp
Rose Selfie
  12/12/25
Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam s...
bossy locus boiling water
  12/13/25
it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts
maroon lay
  12/13/25
...
Carmine Offensive Den Deer Antler
  12/14/25
Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would su...
Aggressive vermilion legal warrant corn cake
  12/12/25
MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been go...
thriller snowy gas station
  12/15/25
What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Somethi...
unholy stain
  12/12/25
...
sick confused tattoo
  12/13/25
...
fuchsia yarmulke
  12/13/25
...
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/13/25
high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the tim...
disgusting clear parlour
  12/13/25
fuck that BALD OLD MAN
milky odious skinny woman station
  12/13/25
?
supple associate space
  12/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht
supple associate space
  12/13/25
Spaceporn TT Buttcheeks Zurich EPAH Paralegal Mohamed ...
cocky olive therapy location
  12/13/25
Fucking Fuckface added too
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/13/25
thank you for including all of my alts, thank
bisexual glittery trailer park striped hyena
  12/13/25
our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finall...
milky odious skinny woman station
  12/13/25
...
Titillating jew
  12/13/25
...
Sexy spruce piazza candlestick maker
  12/13/25
...
maniacal masturbator
  12/13/25
...
Godawful temple
  12/14/25
...
abusive turquoise water buffalo site
  12/14/25
Like Karlstack, only two years too late
thriller snowy gas station
  12/18/25
how is nsam not on the list
pink haunting pistol
  12/13/25
on the list, near the top
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/13/25
ty
pink haunting pistol
  12/14/25
...
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/14/25
What is this, a list of faggots?
primrose jewess property
  12/14/25
He said seedings, not seethings
abusive turquoise water buffalo site
  12/16/25
“scholarship + alts” lmfao
Carmine Offensive Den Deer Antler
  12/14/25
if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mist...
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/14/25
poerkan
naked galvanic potus faggotry
  12/14/25
...
pink haunting pistol
  12/14/25
will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow inpu...
Effete Philosopher-king Hall
  12/15/25
if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got...
naked galvanic potus faggotry
  12/15/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

We have a list of about 120 poasters who were around this year. This thread is to get input on final inclusions and seedings.

Final inclusions will be based purely on poasting VOLUME in 2025 because it is *MEGA*poaster Madness, so some beloved poasters who didn’t post much in 2025 will be left out and some shitheads who poasted a lot will be included (except nyuug, because he sucks, so fuck him). I was a pumo this year so I have been around plenty.

Top seedings will be based on who I think might win to prevent big players knocking each other out early, this is hard but I’ll do my best.

Please tell me who should definitely be in based on volume and who had a great poasting year for the seedings.

And anyone I have twice/more under different monikers.

And if I left anybody off please tell me too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506077)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49509074)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Godawful temple

agreed, richard deserves a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49509076)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall
Subject: the poasters

whok

cucumbers

disco fries

cowgod

CSLG

RSF

TT

NSAM

Rage Problems

screenman

MPA

ricky

gay grandpa

gunnerattt

boom

mainlining

captttain falcon

biglaw lives matter

HAtp

OYT

longwangpoontang

fulano

richard clock

epah

spaceporn

emilio

jcm

evan

zurich

FLW

consuela

scholarship + alts

lsd

tsinah

doodikoff

Johnsmeyer

animeboi

TBF

sealclubber

Nippon Professional Baseball

lex

jafar

Judas Jones

Paralegal Mohammed

TDNW

Juan Eighty

butt cheeks

DGB pumo

all comma pumo

SA pumo

Candy Ride

obeezy

we are definitely claiming fraud

WLMAS quotemo

lib quotemo = literally WLMAS = dumb nigger tp

fizzkid

hegemon

boner police

bloodacre

luis

david poaster wallace

texas book suppasatory

nutella

biglaw associate asking if link is sfw at 11pm

walt white of our generatkon (walt jr.)

goy superstar

kirby

chandler

kenny

chilmata

consuela

kirbymo

my dog

Hang Kikelensky NOW

Paralegal Six Nine

pepito

🧐

Pumonymous

psycho karen

prestigefaggot

aktp

Game of "

petrodollar pumo

MIG

peeface

Salivary Stoned

Nazca Redlines

Fyre festival founder

No Paye No Gain

hung stud

Rampart

average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

you’re the puppet

Louis Poasteur

Ozzie Canseco

rickpanama

ActualLawyer

Diamond Dallas Trump

Kike Parker

Roblox

Brewsters Billions

benzo

Hyman

freddie

Senior Ethics Official

ruinous phenotype

lfo

Dunedain cowboy

Trust If Aryan

Ass Sunstein

NeumannMorgenste

N904PD

Soren "Bob" Kierkegaard

UN peacekeeper

LathamTouchedMe

potluck

gedood person

hank scorpio

Fucking Fuckface

UhOh

TT6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: fuchsia yarmulke

Johnsmeyer wasn’t here, covered in parvo was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507121)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: naked galvanic potus faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508648)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Heady Light Native

I'm an absolute faggot loser and should not be in any "tournament"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49513553)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Citrine Generalized Bond

at least 35+ of these are one guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506084)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

which ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506087)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: marvelous theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506089)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Rose Selfie

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506094)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: bossy locus boiling water

Every sudo on xo is me haven’t you been reading nsam spam? Also nsam is my alt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507085)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: maroon lay

it's actually only 8 people with 120 alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507115)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Carmine Offensive Den Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508640)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Aggressive vermilion legal warrant corn cake

Based on volume, quality, engagement, or madness, I would suggest high seeds for:

SP

GunneratTTT

RSF

CSLG

Hyman

NSAM

Doodikoff

MPA

fulano

zurich

Johnsmeyer

DBG

TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506111)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: thriller snowy gas station

MPA, Gunner, RSF, Spaceprawn, Zurich & NSAM have been going balls out all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49510954)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: unholy stain

What about that weird fucking dog guy? Consider him. Something definitely off kilter about his every aspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506121)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: sick confused tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506530)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: fuchsia yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507122)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 6:30 AM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506374)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: disgusting clear parlour

high seeding for boom please, he was megaposting all the time until around late April when he suddenly stopped for reasons we don't know why but we fear the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506519)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: milky odious skinny woman station

fuck that BALD OLD MAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506594)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: supple associate space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507112)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: supple associate space

https://imgur.com/a/N3h8bht

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507141)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: cocky olive therapy location

Spaceporn

TT

Buttcheeks

Zurich

EPAH

Paralegal Mohamed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506604)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

Fucking Fuckface added too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506715)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bisexual glittery trailer park striped hyena

thank you for including all of my alts,

thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49506621)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: milky odious skinny woman station

our long bort nightmare of acknowledging karlstack is finally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507064)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Titillating jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507078)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Sexy spruce piazza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507130)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: maniacal masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507170)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Godawful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508599)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: abusive turquoise water buffalo site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508643)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: thriller snowy gas station

Like Karlstack, only two years too late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49519012)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: pink haunting pistol

how is nsam not on the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507114)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

on the list, near the top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49507697)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: pink haunting pistol

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508669)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508597)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: primrose jewess property

What is this, a list of faggots?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508605)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: abusive turquoise water buffalo site

He said seedings, not seethings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49514307)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Carmine Offensive Den Deer Antler

“scholarship + alts” lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49508637)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

if I left you off the list, it was almost definitely by mistake, please nominate yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49509075)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: naked galvanic potus faggotry

poerkan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49509106)



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Date: December 14th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: pink haunting pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49509115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Effete Philosopher-king Hall

will post a draft final 64 and seedings maybe tomorrow

input most welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49510887)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: naked galvanic potus faggotry

if need be i would gladly trade my spot for POERKAN, who got absolutely shafted last mpm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809743&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49510939)