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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
red bearded ratface
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
red bearded ratface
  10/17/25
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Nubile Den Mexican
  10/17/25
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Mauve histrionic nursing home
  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
peach boyish volcanic crater
  10/17/25
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diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
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cyan thirsty half-breed
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
cordovan sick principal's office puppy
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
peach boyish volcanic crater
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
peach boyish volcanic crater
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
provocative wine area selfie
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
Magical idea he suggested
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Flirting heaven patrolman
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Flirting heaven patrolman
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
big startling blood rage
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Flirting heaven patrolman
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
khaki affirmative action newt
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
Swashbuckling Set Dysfunction
  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
...
Purple contagious crackhouse really tough guy
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
big startling blood rage
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
Nubile Den Mexican
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
Vibrant hairy legs sound barrier
  10/17/25
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diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
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Purple contagious crackhouse really tough guy
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
Nubile Den Mexican
  10/17/25
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cyan thirsty half-breed
  10/17/25
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Slap-happy kitty cat
  10/18/25
lol
Trip Gay Wizard
  10/18/25
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Pearly macaca library
  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
laughsome submissive piazza
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
laughsome submissive piazza
  10/17/25
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diverse whorehouse
  10/17/25
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Mauve histrionic nursing home
  10/18/25
:(
Spectacular Transparent Degenerate Stage
  10/17/25
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Bat Shit Crazy Lime School
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
lascivious goal in life death wish
  10/18/25
...
translucent house mediation
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
cordovan sick principal's office puppy
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
titillating spot
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
shimmering coiffed codepig senate
  10/18/25
...
Bat Shit Crazy Lime School
  10/18/25
...
peach boyish volcanic crater
  10/18/25
no homo at all
diverse whorehouse
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
titillating spot
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
peach boyish volcanic crater
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
clear alpha
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
Odious reading party church
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
Exhilarant love of her life rigpig
  10/18/25
...
provocative wine area selfie
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
laughsome submissive piazza
  10/18/25
...
diverse whorehouse
  10/19/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: red bearded ratface

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: red bearded ratface

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Nubile Den Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357114)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358564)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: peach boyish volcanic crater

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357018)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: cyan thirsty half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357137)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: cordovan sick principal's office puppy

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: peach boyish volcanic crater

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: peach boyish volcanic crater

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: provocative wine area selfie

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Magical idea he suggested

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Flirting heaven patrolman

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Flirting heaven patrolman

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: big startling blood rage

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Flirting heaven patrolman

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: khaki affirmative action newt

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Set Dysfunction

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Purple contagious crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357099)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: big startling blood rage

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Nubile Den Mexican

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant hairy legs sound barrier

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357118)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Purple contagious crackhouse really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357119)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Nubile Den Mexican

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: cyan thirsty half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357138)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358494)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Trip Gay Wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Pearly macaca library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358517)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: laughsome submissive piazza

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: laughsome submissive piazza

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357165)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Mauve histrionic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358566)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Spectacular Transparent Degenerate Stage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357150)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Lime School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357303)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: lascivious goal in life death wish

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: translucent house mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357832)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: cordovan sick principal's office puppy

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: titillating spot

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: shimmering coiffed codepig senate

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Lime School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358500)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: peach boyish volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358717)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: titillating spot

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: peach boyish volcanic crater

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: clear alpha

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Odious reading party church

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant love of her life rigpig

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: provocative wine area selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49359756)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: laughsome submissive piazza

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: diverse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49359746)