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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: poppy well-lubricated temple

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: poppy well-lubricated temple

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Malinche

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Dull Hall National Security Agency

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Rambunctious new version fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: Contagious Underhanded Set Useless Brakes



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: bespoke point sound barrier



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: Emerald theater

lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:58 AM
Author: walnut gas station pervert



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:23 AM
Author: Talented mustard office dysfunction



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:34 AM
Author: Diverse Range People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:50 PM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:22 AM
Author: Heady balding cuck



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating beady-eyed abode

this might be one of my favorite poasts of all time

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:10 PM
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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:25 PM
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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:55 AM
Author: impertinent nubile mexican clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: glittery vermilion volcanic crater stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: cerise titillating shrine

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal green fat ankles parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: federal pocket flask

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: free-loading sable boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: federal pocket flask

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: federal pocket flask

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: adventurous electric furnace

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Lemon Misanthropic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45868254)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49551653)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: adventurous electric furnace

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: federal pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: peach outnumbered meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: adventurous electric furnace

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: lime hell

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: brilliant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Coral confused crotch philosopher-king

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: irate lascivious crackhouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: indigo provocative laser beams scourge upon the earth

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Zippy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Spectacular immigrant dingle berry

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Ruby liquid oxygen

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Heady balding cuck

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: cheese-eating beady-eyed abode

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Heady balding cuck

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: Cracking dog poop

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: fuchsia center filthpig

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: bistre abnormal persian garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Heady balding cuck

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Vigorous National

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: nudist aquamarine senate

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: Ruby liquid oxygen

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Brass Cuckold

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: walnut gas station pervert

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: poppy well-lubricated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy chartreuse area

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: free-loading sable boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: dashing insane reading party police squad

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: nudist aquamarine senate

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: cobalt double fault

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling hissy fit

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: sexy bisexual tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: At-the-ready lake parlour personal credit line

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: adventurous electric furnace

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: fighting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: charcoal soggy address

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: nudist aquamarine senate

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: charcoal soggy address

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Painfully honest den nibblets

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: boyish base

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Pearly Aromatic Sanctuary Striped Hyena

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: Trip public bath

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Pit Feces

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: charcoal soggy address

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Smoky Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Vigorous National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: Brass Cuckold

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: free-loading sable boiling water

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: turquoise cocky stain

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: haunting marvelous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005743)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: wild tanning salon

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: hateful rehab prole

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed Crawly Indian Lodge Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#38653527)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: Clear place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928512)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: slippery appetizing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004765)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: hateful rehab prole

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: federal pocket flask

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Heady balding cuck

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: federal pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Talented mustard office dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005030)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: bistre abnormal persian garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Brass Cuckold

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Brass Cuckold

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Brass Cuckold

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: Sepia shitlib queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005078)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: Puce friendly grandma school

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Puce friendly grandma school

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: wild tanning salon

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: fragrant cruel-hearted dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33009865)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: federal pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: Drab disturbing son of senegal candlestick maker

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: big saffron bawdyhouse

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: amethyst newt

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Diverse Range People Who Are Hurt

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: federal pocket flask

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: violent shaky lay indirect expression

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: federal pocket flask

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: irradiated market

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: curious dun theatre foreskin

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Canary Twinkling Uncleanness Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz sinister spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: bull headed charismatic resort tattoo

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: ocher concupiscible travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: Drunken stimulating hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Mauve naked incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling hissy fit

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: mint plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Zippy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Institution

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: Zippy site

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Apoplectic insanely creepy church marketing idea

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: brilliant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: bronze gaming laptop

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Mahogany Brunch Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: impertinent nubile mexican clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: flushed frozen black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: bistre abnormal persian garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: lime hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: pink razzle kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: Exciting maroon goyim chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: Cerebral stage

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: adventurous electric furnace

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: crimson passionate mediation sneaky criminal

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: wine home

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: mint plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Brass Cuckold

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy chartreuse area

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: wine home

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Pontificating Theater Stage

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: brilliant idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: Gold stirring chapel jewess

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: impertinent nubile mexican clown

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: Cerebral stage

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: brilliant idiot

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Doctorate Gay Wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: crimson passionate mediation sneaky criminal

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: Cream Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Odious windowlicker

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: nudist aquamarine senate

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: Cerebral stage

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Sickened masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Cerebral stage

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: low-t laughsome heaven organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Ivory Hairraiser Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Vibrant stage cuckoldry

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Coral confused crotch philosopher-king

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Excitant old irish cottage

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Transparent orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Lemon Misanthropic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Infuriating aggressive nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: amethyst newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: Lemon Misanthropic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Arrogant Dopamine Hominid

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: Jade elastic band piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: galvanic goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: impertinent nubile mexican clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: Bateful domesticated field messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Twisted church building lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Lemon Misanthropic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: 180 maize legend principal's office

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: impertinent nubile mexican clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: crosby

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49551784)