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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: hyperventilating cobalt station

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Underhanded Plaza Love Of Her Life



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Rebellious French Chef

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant gaped puppy

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Milky school sex offender



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: trip lavender hominid

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: trip lavender hominid

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: godawful arousing den



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: nofapping ape



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: amethyst turdskin

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Electric ocher sandwich

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: yellow prole striped hyena

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: slate thriller national new version

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Electric ocher sandwich

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: unhinged office tank

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Underhanded Plaza Love Of Her Life



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Sickened Water Buffalo National Security Agency

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: unhinged office tank



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: unhinged office tank



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Garnet histrionic meetinghouse



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating home

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating home

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating home



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Mustard stimulating home

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet knife psychic



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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