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At some point, these "wealth managers" find out yo...
unholy telephone police squad
  12/02/25
i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the tim...
Poppy genital piercing scourge upon the earth
  12/02/25
Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his po...
Big rigpig mexican
  12/02/25
Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restauran...
unholy telephone police squad
  12/02/25
And then the steakhouse started dancing
Overrated Jet Heaven
  12/02/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA
soul-stirring sticky sandwich
  12/02/25
already salted or no? this is crucial
Low-t Amethyst Stock Car
  12/02/25
You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at th...
unholy telephone police squad
  12/02/25
LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold
Overrated Jet Heaven
  12/02/25
your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make...
Talented swollen boltzmann address
  12/02/25
It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know ...
unholy telephone police squad
  12/02/25
NSAM has to be schtick right?
Overrated Jet Heaven
  12/02/25
Do you even know what puts are?
unholy telephone police squad
  12/02/25
Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I thin...
Overrated Jet Heaven
  12/02/25
Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid?
electric blathering dilemma
  12/02/25
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soul-stirring sticky sandwich
  12/02/25
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transparent kitchen
  12/02/25
This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this...
unholy telephone police squad
  12/02/25


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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: unholy telephone police squad

At some point, these "wealth managers" find out your dad is rich and invite him to dinner at expensive steak houses. The purpose is to sell investment schemes to your dad, but instead he eats free steak and tells THEM how HE does it.

A week later the guy who paid for the steak calls your dad asking "how did you do that again?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477199)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Poppy genital piercing scourge upon the earth

i get invites to these stupid things in the mail all the time. i don't know how they found me. doesn't seem worth the trouble to eat some overpriced steak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477213)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Big rigpig mexican

Last time I went to one the guy pulled a steak out of his pocket. Fully cooked (still warm)

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: unholy telephone police squad

Wealth managers don't invite rich people to shitty restaurants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477238)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Overrated Jet Heaven

And then the steakhouse started dancing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477242)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring sticky sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt7BeC8ItaA

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Low-t Amethyst Stock Car

already salted or no?

this is crucial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477263)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: unholy telephone police squad

You're not paying so who cares? My dad would never eat at these places unless someone else was paying

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Overrated Jet Heaven

LMAO today’s nsam meltdown is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477214)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Talented swollen boltzmann address

your dad would get down on his knees open his mouth and make ahegao face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: unholy telephone police squad

It's the other way around. The wealth managers want to know about this "recycling puts" strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477243)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Overrated Jet Heaven

NSAM has to be schtick right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477250)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: unholy telephone police squad

Do you even know what puts are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477280)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Overrated Jet Heaven

Never heard of them, def never traded options before. I think your dad may be the only guy in the world who understands puts which is why the entire financial sector is begging him for help!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477290)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: electric blathering dilemma

Did they learn that one from benzo the Wall Street Whizkid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477326)



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring sticky sandwich



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: transparent kitchen



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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: unholy telephone police squad

This thread went off like a nuclear bomb. No idea where this is going

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805190&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310880#49477273)