*plays Kill Tony clip*

"I don't know about you, but whenever I talk about 'garbage' that 'poisons my blood', I'm generally thinking less about the 'global south' and more about a fast food behemoth marketed as 'south of the border'--did you know that Taco Bell's fries are back? They are LITERALLY delicious. I have a plate of them beneath my desk as we speak." *brings up plate, eats a fry, speaks with his mouth full*

And then, of course, we have the counterpoint.

*plays Biden clip*

"Now look. It is clear to everyone with ears to hear and functioning intuition what President Biden meant, but I can admit that it didn't *sound* good, much like when your drunk guy best friend tries to compliment your outfit but ends up yelling at you for leading him on for four and a half years. You know that he wouldn't have said it if he weren't drunk, and that you probably shouldn't be alone in his apartment ever again, but that's just the lovable sort of cad he is and, dammit, getting your point across isn't easy when you're shouting over a Phonk remix of pop sensation Sabrina Carpenter's 'Espresso'!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621264&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48260037)

Remember when he couldn't get a raise and fired his agent in retribution? He was YSFFM about his contract renewal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621264&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48260523)