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itt we brainstorm marketing shticks for spaceporn’s new firm

something that will play well on local tv during the price i...
how was this moniker available
  10/10/24
i’m envisioning a hamburglar-like character, except in...
how was this moniker available
  10/10/24
wait a second what is spaceporn's new firm? is he leaving Bi...
Karlstack (reticulated)
  10/10/24
he is pushing them OUT and will be taking over. he’s t...
how was this moniker available
  10/10/24
Juvenile "Defense"
MASE
  10/10/24
A simple, plain spoken farmer whose honest, hardworking ways...
sph
  10/10/24
this is great stuff. i assume he’ll be dressed up as a...
how was this moniker available
  10/10/24
“Say goodbye to red tape and hello to boy rape! Kallma...
Fred Lawyer
  10/10/24


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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: how was this moniker available

something that will play well on local tv during the price is right.

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Date: October 10th, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: how was this moniker available

i’m envisioning a hamburglar-like character, except instead of hamburgers he’s always after damages from insurance carriers. he would need the full suit and everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48183823)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Karlstack (reticulated) (🍑 Pronouns: Ausländer/Raus döp dödö döp)

wait a second what is spaceporn's new firm? is he leaving Bill and Walt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48183906)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: how was this moniker available

he is pushing them OUT and will be taking over. he’s the captain, now.

hmmm…come to think of it, that might be a good angle right there. the firm and its old guard leadership are meandering out at sea, seemingly directionless. spaceporn, dressed to the 9s as a somali pirate, seizes and takes over the ship. he winks to the camera as he says the famous line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48184076)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 12:17 PM
Author: MASE

Juvenile "Defense"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48183931)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: sph

A simple, plain spoken farmer whose honest, hardworking ways comically gobsmack and discombobulate various over the top sleazy and slimy insurance companies, opposing lawyers, etc.

We see him calmly walking through a field collecting money in a big wicker basket for his grateful clients while weaselly men in suits scurry about in dismay, tripping and falling into piles of manure and so on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48183942)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: how was this moniker available

this is great stuff. i assume he’ll be dressed up as an okie with the tattered overalls, beat-up hat, a piece of straw dangling from his parched lips, etc., correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48184070)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Fred Lawyer

“Say goodbye to red tape and hello to boy rape! Kallman Law, LLP.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5609537&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310893",#48184092)