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Date: March 3rd, 2021 7:31 AM Author: motley zippy marketing idea
Macdintons
Berns
Mons
Fishing
Golf
Investment Banking
Beaches
Gasparilla
Hard Rock
Spring Training
International Mall
Crack use
Clearwater
Boating culture
Skin cancer
Jesuit High School
Bayshore Boulevard
ennui
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 8:14 AM Author: wonderful offensive deer antler base
you wake up at 830 to walk to the methadone clinic in ybor at 9. you take a bus to your lawyer on east kennedy at 930 to pay him $300 your gf got last night blowing her "friend" who let her "borrow it." now you just owe him $1200 more until you get back your driver's license.
you take another bus and get lunch at skyway jack's. you make ghetto lemonade and eat free bread, watching the eckerd college rescue team pull a grandmother from the water. you see her hyundai sonata getting towed from the apex of the bridge. you wonder the price of a 5 yr old car and remember you won't be driving for another few months.
you call your gf at the shady title company she works for and beg her to hire you an uber to mons venus. you lie unconvincingly that you're applying for a bouncer job.
you get fronted some shitty coke in the bathroom from a black guy who you sort of recognize. you know you won't be going back there for a while as he's nowhere on your list to payback. a small-tittied cuban girl begs you for an afternoon lapdance. you lie "sure, come back in 20 min."
you bum a ride home from a middle aged man who you give a bump to and imply you'll let him fuck your gf.
you get to your apartment and you run out the car quickly before he can get a lock on your unit number. you chug some off brand vodka you bought at the kash n karry liquor store the week before. you pray you'll pass out before your gf gets home and asks you about the bouncing job you never applied for.
she wakes you up at 9pm, crying that you can't get hard for her. you walk outside to smoke a 305 brand menthol cig from your cargo shorts laying on the bedroom floor. you can't even pretend for a puff they're newports.
you wish you had ammo for your shitty lamma .380 you stole from a crack dealer last spring. or was it last fall. you creep back inside, hearing your gf on the phone telling her mom she's going to getting a TRO against you next week. you masterbate to tranny porn, wondering why there's no drag clubs that you know of.
you post on xoxo "holland knight tampa vs. greenberg traurig tally?" you never even went to law school.
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Date: October 7th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: ,.,,.,..,..,..,.,..,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,.,..,.
Shockingly accurate still
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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: .,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.
rip MDH
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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:14 AM
Author: .,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.
he went out in true Florida style, robbing a bank on a week long coke bender. it was in the newspapers. xo covered it.
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Date: March 3rd, 2021 10:24 PM Author: Salmon Gaping House
all i know about tampa is hurricane maria refugees from pr live in cars and fema trailers there.
thats not a good sign.
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